I am one of those fellows that you hear other guys talk about and wish they could be. What they say about me is mostly wrong, but even if they knew the whole truth they would still want to be me. I have one single solitary talent, but it lets me find, connect with, date and bed women with remarkable regularity, and usually gets me anything and everything I want from them once I get them in bed. And they are always very happy that I did!
What is my talent? I can't play an instrument, can't sing or dance, can't hit a curveball, can't throw a football, and I can't putt worth a damn even if I ever hit a green. I can't paint or draw, I can't time the stock market, and I can't handicap the ponies. Until I went through puberty, I had no talent at all. I am not remarkable in any other way. I'm not tall, or very muscular, or especially good looking, nor do I have a giant and/or perfectly proportioned and/or indefatigable cock the way some people say I do. I like to think it's very nice, but I know it is really nothing special.
I had a first hint of my talent when I was 13, but I wasn't able to understand, develop and refine it until after I turned 18 a few months before leaving for college. By the end of my first semester of freshman year, I had a date with a nice looking and very willing girl any time I wanted one, and sometimes more than one per day. I was invited to almost every party, dinner, picnic, and poker game. I was invited to pledge most fraternities, and some offered to waive monthly dues. I got into any and every club even before I turned 21 and I never paid a cover charge. I never paid for drinks, and I was never asked to chip in for gas money on road trips or even pay for my share of a hotel room when we went to away football games, Mardi Gras, or Spring Break.
Some guys call me 'The Cock' or 'The Cocksman' based on the misinformation about my equipment, and I suppose that's the simplest possible theory they could devise for my incredible success with women. Some guys call me 'Svengali' or 'The Hypnotist'; because they think I can hypnotize any girl and make her fall in love with me. That is not my talent. My talent is better than that.
For my initial discovery of my unusual ability, I have to thank Suzie Packard from my old neighborhood. Susie was a year older than me, and she began to develop very nicely at age eleven and had a spectacular figure by the time she was twelve. She also rapidly learned what boys want and that she really wanted it too. By the time she was 13, every boy in school claimed to have made it at least to third base with her, and the ones with access to a car or a place with no parents around said they got all the way home as often as they tried. If you were 15 and hadn't claimed to have been with Susie, everyone assumed you were batting for the other team. And Susie liked to put notches on her bed post β if you didn't go after her she would come looking for you!
I had known Susie since we were little. She was around my house a lot and I kind of liked her. But as soon as I went through puberty, I was fresh meat on her to do list, and being around Susie made me really nervous. It was like that feeling that you sometimes have when you are sure someone is watching you. It creeped me out at first, and I did not know what it meant.
I had a special problem, too, because I had been raised in a very strict and religious family, and I had promised my parents and grandparents that I would remain celibate until I was 18. Actually, they had scared the holy crap out of me on the subject. They couched it in terms of 'if you wait until you are 18 you will find things will be much better', and 'don't go for a little early gratification when you could wait and have it all.' I didn't really understand what they meant by those things, or how they did it, but they also convinced me that if I had sex before my 18th birthday, I would get some awful disease and my penis would at best atrophy, and at worst actually shrivel and fall off! So I passed on Suzie, mollifying her by saying that she was wonderful but I made a promise for God and Country, blah blah blah, and she sort of bought it and left me alone.
My next data point was Lucy Connelly, who was about 4 years older than me. She moved into the house two doors down and the first time I met her I got that same strong feeling like I had from Suzie. The day after her family moved in my mom sent me over with a casserole and French bread that they could reheat for dinner, and Lucy was home alone. She answered the door, we took the casserole in and put it in their refrigerator, and then she backed me up against the fridge and kissed me! I told her the same thing I did Suzie, and she said she understood.
I went through junior high and high school like every other guy, except they were desperately trying to get laid and not thinking about much else. I was at least observing and thinking about other things, and I was watching some of the stupid things other guys tried to get laid. I got that same feeling that Suzie gave me from several other girls, and began to be able to discriminate between a girl who was sending a very strong signal, like Suzie and Lucy always did, and a more moderate signal, like some other girls I met. Some girls, in fact most of them, sent no signal at all that I could detect.
When I was 17 and getting close to my 18th birthday, we got another new neighbor, Mrs. Douglass, who lived one street over from us so that our back yards adjoined each other. She was a thirty year old widowed nurse whose husband had been killed by a drunk driver almost two years ago. Her deceased husband had been some kind of kin to my father, and my mother also knew her from church. I had standing orders to check with Mrs. Douglass from time to time to see if she needed any yard work done, anything carried up to the attic, trash hauled, or whatever else she needed.
I went by several times a month after school or on Saturday, and she always had some chores for me, and then she would make me a sandwich and some lemonade and we would talk at the kitchen table for a while. She sent a moderate "Suzie signal" which made me nervous, since she was much older but still very sexy.
When my 18th birthday was a few days away, my parents told me we would have a 'normal' birthday party for my friends the afternoon before my actual birthday, and then a special party for family only just after midnight, at the same time I was actually born.
Lots of my friends showed up for the regular after school party. Then my mom made her famous meat lover's spaghetti, my favorite dinner, and it was just Mom and Dad, Grandma and Grandpa, and me for dinner. They told old family stories and then told me to go take a nap, and then they would wake me just after midnight for my 'adult party.' That was the first time I heard that term, and it got my attention.