Note: This will make a whole lot more sense to you if you read Chapters One and Two first . . . or maybe not. "Sense" is such a relative term.
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In Chapter One, Paul gave his fairly new girlfriend, Kim, a dose of a mysterious powder called Qāinjo, given to HIM by a buddy who swore that it was "the only true aphrodisiac in the world." It worked. What Paul doesnāt realize is that Kim tasted his semen within the allotted one hour time frame of the powderās active phase, binding her to him for good (or certainly for lots of good sex). As Paulās buddy tells him, "the high of being with you becomes like the best sex-and-romance high ever and the withdrawal of being without you is worse than heroin and nicotine withdrawal combined." In Chapter Two, we saw the Qāinjo experience from Kimās perspective, as she wrote in her diary about events in the laundry room on that first day and then an encounter with Paul on campus later that week. Very hot stuff. Go back and read it already!!
3: Hot Date Redefined--Early Evening
The story of my first real date with Kim AFTER I gave her the Qāinjo is a long one. Not only because it was a long night, but because it was so full of incident, revelation and the addition of new players on the kinky little stage we were setting for ourselves. Be patient with me as I tease it all out for you in two or three parts, of which this is the first.
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After our little adventure in the theatre building, I was really looking forward to our date that night. Based on the way sheād jumped right into my game, I was betting Kim was too. As much as the control I exercised over her turned me on, as I watched her reactions to what was happening, I saw a lot of what attracted me to her in the first place. She carried herself with a bold, mischievous attitude toward life. It showed up as flirtatious and coy, sometimes, but while Iād known her, sheād never hesitated to jump right in if the situation demanded that something be done. Iāve got to be honest and say that she seemed to possess a confidence I found myself lacking most of the timeāat least in the bad old days before Qāinjo. These days, I was feeling very much on top of things.
I arrived right on time, expecting to wait, sit with her parents making uncomfortable small talk, as Iād done on our earlier dates. She was a woman, after all, and the apple of mommy and daddyās eye. I could tell Mr. G_______ was the protective sort. Heād grilled me pretty thoroughly on my Goals in Life the first couple of times Iād been there, but seemed to have relaxed a bit the third time.
Her mom was another story. She liked me fine from the minute she saw me (fooled her right off, in other wordsāor so I initially thought). Millie G______ was a well-put-together brunette, sharing Kimās 4ā11ā stature and nice ass, but with somewhat more on offer in the boob department. I could tell she was also the source of Kimās sensuality and the sweet nature that attracted me to her in the first place. She was obviously one of those moms who becomes the favorite of all her kidās friends: easy-going, funny, and still youthful in a good way, not that desperate thing some momās develop when their daughters start bringing home guys. Millie was invariably polite and welcoming to me, offering me a drink, making sure I knew it was cool to call her Millie, and telling Mr. G_______ (Byron, though he didnāt give me the impression it was cool to call him that) to turn off the game and talk with me while she was in the next room.
It struck me as a little odd, on the night of the second date, that Millie didnāt hesitate to let me know she thought I was an attractive guy, saying stuff like, "Iām starting to appreciate my daughterās taste in men," and "Youāre so much cuter than her last boyfriend." (Byron was so absorbed in the football game, I donāt think he even realized we were in the room). At the same time, like I said, she didnāt dress too young or have obvious piercings and tatts, or even wear too much make-up like most of the moms in the Please Mistake Me For Her Sister Club tend to do. Anyway, I was waaaay too focused on Kim at the time to notice anything out of the ordinary in the behavior of this woman who was old enough to be my mom, even if she sure didnāt look it.
Things took a turn to Weirdsville on the night of my third date with Kimāthis was about three weeks ago now. Mr. Millie (Byron) had been out at some meeting. Millie and I stood in the kitchen, waiting for Kim, while Millie chopped vegetables for dinner. I was sipping at a nice little vodka tonic sheād made me. She had some white wine next to the cutting board and accidentally knocked it over.
Apparently the spare towels were in a drawer right where I was leaning and, rather than ask for them, she just stepped right up to me and reached for the drawer handle that was inches from my butt. I tried to step aside, but she kind of had me pinned, since she was only inches away and looking up into my face from the same angle that Kim does, frank appraisal in her eyes. She said, "You have very nice eyes, Paul." I stammered out my thanks, finally managing to edge to the side so she could open the drawer she needed. As she stepped back, I caught a powerful whiff of clean, fresh woman and a hint of perfume, lingering from earlier in the day. Fumbling a bit for something to say, still surprised by her blatant invasion of my comfort bubble, Iād asked her what the perfume was.
As she mopped up the spilled wine, she said, "Top of the line Chanel." Then mumbled something which I didnāt ask her to repeat, but finally translated as, "Give a girl a bottle of this and youāre guaranteed to get something back." Now I know this all seems so blatant as I tell it, but I have to say that, at the time, it was more subtle than it sounds in retrospect. Besides, it would never really occur to that earlier version of me that Millie might be trying to tell me something. I think she realized she hadnāt gotten through, too, because when I think back on it, there was kind of an amused smile on her face for the next few minutes until Kim came out and we left for out date. In my defense, all I can say was, this happened pre-Q-injo and I notice that my sexual senses are now much heightened. I donāt think a hint that obvious would pass me by now, but at the time, I was in my Oblivious Man identity and so didnāt quite follow the thread all the way to the spool. Tonight, as I pulled up, I thought about that moment again and its real meaning flashed into my brain. Then I thought better of it. Thereās no way I needed the grief that trying to make Kimās mom would cause . . . although I now had the tools at my disposal to make it easier.
But it was date time and dad was probably sitting in the living room with the game on a his feet up, so I put on my best Eddie Haskell face, preparing for at least a few minutes of small talk and canned laughter with the ārents.
When Kim opened the door, I was surprised that it was her and not Millie, as it had been on the previous occasions. I almost took a step back from the impact of seeing Kim. No further thoughts of Millie that crossed my mind for a while.
I donāt know how to say "she was devastatingly beautiful" in a way that really conveys how exceptional Kim was in that moment. How do some girls do it? They take this essentially very simple dress, black, no frills, pull it on, go zip, zap, zing with the make-up, twist their hair around and blow hot air on it and, pow! My pulse accelerated and my dick, in parent-safe neutral seconds before, started its gradual progress through the stages of wood. (You know what I mean: you go from no-wood at all to balsa to pine to oak to teak . . . and then you switch to metal and run up THAT scale).
But enough about my hard-on. Kim was amazing. Innocent, sleek, alluring all at onceāand as soon as she smiled, any intimidation-factor suggested by that description melted away and her inherent cute, playful side was back in full force. I wanted to take her in my arms and cuddle her, protect her and cherish herāand then slam her against the foyer wall and pound her until she screamed for mercy. Some women just have that quality. Itās like a talentāshe can improve upon it or neglect it, but if she doesnāt have it in her, sheāll never learn it.
One of the great things about what Iād done to Kim was that I didnāt need a line with her. I could play the game if I chose, but didnāt have to bother anymore if I didnāt feel like itābut with her standing right there, looking like that, sheād earned every bit of genuine appreciation I had it in me to give her. Dispensing with the absolute need for all the dating bullshit was liberating, though, so when I said something about the flowers Iād brought for her not doing her justice, it wasnāt a hustle. I meant every word of it. She took the compliment and the flowers with grace, putting the latter into a vase before we left. The former went into that deep well of chick-memory that allows most women to recount, in detail, every nice, or every rotten, thing anyone has ever said or done to them.
In that moment, I was kind of wishing Iād never used the Qāinjo on her, because I wanted her to fall in love with me on her own, without any hypnotic inducement. Then, as I turned us to the door to leave, she changed my mind.