"Well?"
Kelvin was in Ms. Cullum's office. He had been summoned again. This time it was not because her PC was not working. The program had not told her that: rather she was asking about his conclusions from the photographs.
"It's like with computer jacks. You have to have the right size. A 3.5mm audio jack isn't going to fit into an Ethernet socket and a 2mm Nokia power charging jack is going to be too small and simply wrong for a 3.5mm audio. He did not like to go into the complexity of multiples connectors like VGA and DVI-D. In the sex shop he had visited, he had been amazed at the variety of dildos and most certainly had seen those with multiple connectors or, at least double ones, a jack for the back passage as well as the vagina. Nor did he start talking about square pegs, like USB type B, not fitting in round holes. He was keeping it simple for Ms. Cullum. She was not a technical person.
Even so she looked puzzled. "But, I don't understand, vaginas are not rigid and can adapt to different..." even she smiled, "... rigid penises. They all go in... except perhaps the really big ones but I have no experience..."
It was a legitimate point. Vaginas and penises were not like metal and plastic connectors at all.
"Yes, but there is an ideal fit. Is your boyfriend's 137 mill. square right for you? It can be tested."
And, of course, he had bought a set of dildos in the shop, a brightly coloured 'training set.' They were in the cardboard box he had brought up with him. The box was the sort computers come in, indeed it said 'Dell' on the outside and something about a 'hard drive' but inside were the set of dildos.
"How? I have had various boyfriends and their penises have varied but I can't say I found anyone particularly better than another. What are you suggesting? I try a whole football team out with them all standing in graduated order. She seemed to find the idea rather funny. I could get Gloria, my secretary, to do the ordering. That would surprise her as a job. She'd probably be better at that than she is at typing."
Kelvin had noticed how often Gloria seemed to be painting her long nails when he had walked past her to visit Ms. Cullum. She was very decorative, but perhaps more use on her back than as a secretary. He had certainly imagined her hand with its long yellow or green painted nails around his penis emptying it down her cleavage.
"I have a set of artificial penises in this box. No need for the team."
"Really?"
She seemed genuinely interested but that was perhaps the result of the program. It was her hands on his box that opened it. "So, there are!"
Just seeing Ms. Cullum handling the dildos was arousing. "This is a big one!"
It was indeed, black, smooth and big.
"Just like yours, Kelvin."
It wasn't, not a bit of it but the program was talking. The program made her see him as bigger than he was, even if he was (just) bigger than her boyfriend.
"Can you try now?"
The alacrity in which she hopped up on her desk pleased Kelvin. She had on a blue dress and the way she pulled up the cotton material before plumping her bottom down on the desktop was rather graceful. "We won't need these."
Lovely to see her lifting her knees and pulling down her panties to just let the blue silk flutter down her legs to the floor. He bent to pick them up, inevitably taking a peak between her open legs as he rose again, catching a glimpse of red hair under the dress material. He swallowed and looked at the woman sitting there with legs rather apart, the blue dress only just hiding the join of her thighs and her expectant look. He glanced at the door. This was a bit riskier than he had planned. He had rather intended to poke the dildos into her from under the desk as he had done with the torch. It would not do for someone to come in whilst he was manipulating his hand and a dildo between Ms. Cullum's thighs. From the doorway the person or persons would not see what he was doing but it would look very odd. It would certainly look like he had a hand up inside her dress or, worse, if he actually suggested trying his own penis for 'fit.' Seeing her sitting on the desk like that made the idea more than attractive.
"May I?"
Ms. Cullum nodded her permission and, with his hand shaking a little and his penis straight up inside his jeans, Kelvin placed his fingers upon her upper thigh and then touched her sex. There was a real delight in feeling the soft hairs and then the skin. With two fingers he parted the outer labia and touched the soft skin within. It was dry to the touch.
"You're not wet?"
"I'm not aroused."
But the able IT technician was prepared for that. What mechanical engineer would be without his (or her) tin of grease to oil the moving parts of machines? Kelvin had a suitable tube of lubricant - not for machines but for women. So very pleasing to squeeze and apply and then feel everything so much more 'oiled' and easy. The IT technician stuck three fingers into the senior executive's vagina.
He looked up from his hand to her simply sitting on the desk looking back at him. It was quite remarkable. There sat Ms. Cullum, such a senior executive, yet there he was with his hand up her dress.
"Well, Ms Cullum, I think we can try the first."
He reached into the box. It was yellow and really quite thin. More suited to anal insertion perhaps. Another time maybe, if he wrote the code, he might do that. Under her dress he touched the yellow dildo to her sex and pushed. It slipped easily into Ms. Cullum. Very easily.
"Clearly too small," he said pulling it from her and bringing a green one to bear. It was what IT technicians like to do, or rather in generality, would like to do. Push rounded objects into rather attractive women. Kelvin took a peek at it just sticking out from her sex - green and in 'there.'
"How's that?"
"A bit small?"
A white one was next.
"That's about right."
"Really? it's smaller than your boyfriend's." Kelvin held it up for her to see. Wet with lube or perhaps even her, round and phallic but, unfortunately, not realistically moulded. He would have preferred seeing her looking at shaped plastic.
"Oh!"
"But this," Kelvin smeared lube onto a red dildo, "is about your boyfriend's size."