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I have yet to break free of the tyrant and kill the monster.
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Molon Labe.
10
I returned to consciousness between a pair of naked ladies. I rolled out of bed and stumbled to the bathroom. My bladder urgently informing me of its immediate need of evacuation. I was about 15 seconds into a firehose piss when it dawned on me that I was aiming the stream right down the center of the head.
It had been a long night. Sleeping three to a bed is an exercise in perpetual adjustments. Finding a position that worked for all of us took a great deal of time. Then finding out one of us snores made it nearly impossible for the other two to sleep. I'm still not sure what they were going on about. I didn't hear any snoring. They swore there was a feral pig rooting for acorns under the bed.
Needless to say, I was just a tad groggy. My watch said it was just after 5:30 am.
I had one hand on the wall over the pot, the other forcing a rather formidable pee boner in the proper direction, and my feet spread creating an isosceles right triangle with the floor and the wall. It might have been closer to 40 50 90. I didn't have my protractor handy.
I finished my business and was opening the door when Stacey, beautiful, in all her glorious nakedness rushed in.
"Hey sexy lady, guess what?"
"Well considering there isn't pee covering the seat, the floor, or the walls, I'm going to guess you can see again." She said, sitting down. "And I'm writing you a referral to an ENT. Fix your deviated septum and the snoring could end. Either that or you're getting a CPAP."
"No machine!" I don't like that idea at all. "My vision's not 100 percent. The edges are still fuzzy and the color seems off, but yeah, I can see."
"The edges will probably clear up soon but the color thing isn't you. The sunrise has an unusual hue to it. It's giving the world a sepia flavor."
"Yeah it's probably the smoke from the wildfires over near Coulterville. I swear this state is going to be a desolate hellscape of incinerated trees and buildings some day soon."
"Probably, I know you want to go home, but I insist we make a stop at my lab and scan you again." She tossed the wad of tp into the bowl and flushed.
For a guy with this super power of mind control, it's amazing how little control I actually had.
"Well Hell. I guess today's a lost cause. Maybe I can salvage it."
I pushed her back on the bed and dove between her thighs. I took my time seeking out her hot button. And when I found it, her legs clamped to my skull, she locked up and shook through her orgasms. This of course woke her sister. I plunged into the molten depths of my doctor while I leaned over and started a tongue lashing on my lawyer. You gotta love sleeping with twins.
September. Depression.
I didn't die. Who knows why. Probably Stacey. But I haven't spoken to her since early April. Scottie either. After we went to the lab and did another scan which revealed another anomaly, I headed home.
Alone.
You see I'm a fucking moron. I know where my bread is buttered, but I choose to look for other options. The grass is always greener and all that horse shit. I knew full well my only real choice married me. Time to unfuck myself.
I walked in the house and relief washed over me. Home. It felt like I hadn't been here in 3 months. I had a heart to heart with my bride. I told her everything. I laid bare my soul. She crushed my heart. Absolutely devastated me. She wanted me to be happy, and if I couldn't be happy here that was fine. I was free to find my happy place. Even at the expense of her own happiness. But the message was clear. I was no longer welcome
In my own home.
Good job asshole.
I spent the summer couch surfing. Ashley and Tigerlilly put me up for a couple of weeks or so. And while I certainly enjoyed a three-way with my gorgeous hooker friends every chance I got, I didn't enjoy it like I should have. I did enjoy sleeping with my milk chocolate goddess wrapped around me every night. Waking up next to an exotic beauty is a perfect way to start the day.
I even called Cassidy and apologized to her. Told her she didn't have to be Sid any more. I spent a month sleeping in her daddy's bunkhouse. The man had a large cattle ranch on the west side of the valley and more money than he could spend. I sat in on his meetings with his money guys and lawyers. I learned a lot.