All character are over eighteen years of age.
***
My first inkling that everything was about to go horribly wrong came in the form of Samantha Durnham's face as she bore down on me at school on day. "Are you friends with Jim?"
"Yes."
"What's his deal? I heard he can, like, make a girl cum from the other side of the room."
I hesitated. Samantha was...well, to be honest I didn't know a lot about her. She was popular but not too popular; pretty but not stunning; academically gifted but not valedictorian material. Honestly, the most interesting thing I knew about her was the impressive collection of freckles that dotted her face. She didn't bully me or harass me or look down on me, but our different social circles meant that I was surprised she remembered my name. Samantha was definitely a step down from Paula in terms of social hierarchy and a step up in terms of personal likeability.
I still wasn't 100% comfortable about leading her into the rabbit hole of depravity that was my friend's powers. On the other hand...
Honesty was the best policy, wasn't it? That's what I had told Jim.
"He's an erotic mind controller," I explained. I saw the next question forming on her lips and cut her off. "It means he can control minds in an erotic way."
"Oh." She paused. "You mean like that episode of
Totally Spies
?"
"Exactly. But dirtier."
"Wow."
I felt like this conversation was entering dangerous territory. "Hey, aren't you dating Gary?"
Her friendly smile faltered for a heartbeat. "We broke up."
"I'm sorry."
"It's okay. I'm completely over him, you know?"
"Okay."
"He's not important anymore."
"Sure."
"I've already forgotten about Gary. That guy. Whoever." She crossed her arms and leant closer. "So... I heard Jim could make a girl cum, like, five times."
Honesty was the best policy, I reminded myself. "Well...yes."
"Yes?"
"At least," I said. "But the important thing to remember is that you'll be giving up your free will-"
"Cool."
"I mean, the scope for abuse is just-"
"Yeah. Yup. Use protection." She nodded and walked off.
"You'll wind up a slave to his depraved desires!" I shouted after her. I looked around at the other students in the busy cafeteria who were all staring at me. "Well, she will," I finished lamely.
***
The next day was worse.
"Hey. You friends with Five-a-Day?"
I looked at the small gang of girls that had surrounded me the moment I'd sat down with my lunch. "Um. Who?"
"The guy who can make girls cum five-"
"Oh fuck, that's what people are calling him now? His name is Jim. Yes. I'm his best friend."
Tanya Kinross said, "I heard he's an eldritch mind flayer."
"Erotic mind controller," I said. "Because he can-"
Hsin Cheung interrupted me. "Is it true he can make you cum whenever he wants?"
"Yes. You see-"
Moesha Washington spoke next. "Is it true he can make himself look like Chris Hemsworth?"
"Anyone. Or make you think you're anyone, or doing anything so long as it's erotic-"
"What, like-
any
of the Avengers?"
"Yes, I guess. Or all at once."
That got an intake of breath from all assembled. Then Katie Pearson- decked out in black, a pentagram dangling on her chest, said, "Is it true that he has to, like, drain your essence to fuel his powers?"
"No."
"Oh." She looked disappointed enough that I added, "But he got his powers from a mysterious Egyptian Goddess if it helps."
"Huh." She gave the information her grudging consideration. "Well, okay then."
"Enough about this," said Tanya. "Is he single?"
"Okay. Look, yes, he's single," I said, painfully aware that other people- girls and boys both- were now paying attention to our conversation. "But have any of you considered the implications of letting a guy just have total power of you?"
"Well...," said Moesha, "No."
"No," said Tanya.
"No," said Hsin.
"Yes," said Katie. "It'd be totally hot and he'd force me to perform tantric ritual acts and-"
"
Yes
, you'd be made to cum again and again.
Yes
, you could live out your most depraved and decadent desires.
Yes
, you'd be immersed in pleasure unlike anything you'd ever known. But someone having that much power over you would be a huge risk! He could make you do anything! Make you give up things important to you, make you hurt yourself! Come on, girls! You know the sort of things guys can do even when they don't have mind control powers!"
"
Erotic
mind control-"
"That's not important!" I yelled. "You just need to understand the danger!"
There was silence as the assembled girls stared at me. Then Moesha said, "So tell us about the 'immersed in pleasure' bit again?"
"This is disgusting," said a voice behind me. We all turned.
Sarah Boernson- tall and blonde and straight-backed- advanced on the assembled girls, her purity ring flashing on her right hand. Jenny and Kristen- her two right-hand girls- flanked her, stern expressions on their faces. "Tara's right. Look at you all, salivating like a pack of dogs."
"Hey, we were just-"
"There's more to relationships than just orgasms, you know. What about chemistry? What about friendship? What about
love
? Are you all so horny that all you can think about is giving up your free will to some Sumerian goddess's-"
"Egyptian."
"-whatever, some foreign 'goddess's'
cultist
for some quick pleasure?" She eyed each of them, her blue eyes burning with righteous indignation. "Don't most of you have boyfriends?" That got a few shamefaced mutters from the assembled girls. "Maybe you should go away and think about what you're getting into first!" The girls dutifully wandered off, their heads hung in varying degrees of slut-shame.
"Thanks," I said.
"No problem." She nodded. "It's good to see you looking after other girls like that. Most of them just tear each other down."
"Well, I know Jim. He's a good guy-"
"Yeah, I heard about the kitten incident."
"-it's just with this sort of power..." I shrugged. "Anyway- like I said. Thanks."
"It's fine." She turned away, her blonde hair swishing with each step. I sagged back, wondering how Jim was going to have to deal with this latest development-
"Excuse me."
I turned. Jenny bent towards me, her voice a conspiratorial whisper. She toyed with her purity ring in one hand, her eyes darting nervously back to her retreating club leader. "Is it...is it true that he can make you, you know...
see- you- emm
without needing to actually, um, sin?"
I looked into those blue, eager,
hungry