"Now that we're clear of Glenwood and their guards, well..." Drow called out from behind his map, "The good news is that the next inn is just one town over, a couple hours from here."
Goblin emerged from the thicket, flapping her tunic to create a breeze across her sweat-drenched chest, relieved by the cool air from the forest cover. In approaching Drow from behind, she caught sight of his tight ass, lovingly shaped by his black leather trousers, and resisted the urge to give it a good slap.
Instead, she stood before him, enthusiastically saluted, and blurted out in a mock soldier voice, "No enemies or threats to report on in the forest's vicinity, SIR!" After a few seconds of realizing that he wasn't going to lower his map to see her, she dropped the pose. "Yeah, and what's the bad news, boss?"
"The bad news", Drow continued, undeterred, "is that if we're to continue our strategy of navigating around the main roads to avoid detection and arrest, we'll be spending the rest of the afternoon entering Panowall Town by way of a hike up a steep hill." Drow's explanation was punctuated by the clapping of parchment, as he laboriously started refolding the map along its worn creases. "Pack, Goblin!" he shouted over the clatter.
She paid no mind at the name he'd been giving her. Several nights ago, in a seedy bar, in the contract they'd hastily drafted and signed, they agreed: no names (or real names, anyway), no backstories, no questions asked. Drow, on the run from the law, needed a shifty sidekick to help him get home, and Goblin needed gold and favored making quips over asking questions. Besides, Drow didn't seem to mind her calling him Drow.
The enormous bag flung from her backside, and landed carefully between them. She crouched and shuffled through the different pockets, until she could find the one he'd reserved for books and documents. "You don't have to talk to me like I'm an animal," she joked. Despite her contract, Goblin made sure he could never get in a command or an order without her pushing back or teasing him, as a matter of personal pride.
"It'd be best if you knew not just how much I regarded you a wild animal."
"Ooh? Is that a flirt? You think I'm a wild beast in the sheets?"
Drow sighed and dropped the map onto the dirt beside her. "Honestly, you green wench..."
She looked up at him with a stupid grin, and immediately recognized how much the tall, shady elf looked even taller while she was crouched over. Cloudy, pale eyes beamed down onto her, seemingly illuminated in contrast to his dark maroon face. A slim, towering pillar of shadow, silhouetted by the late afternoon sky shining down behind him, framed the Demon of Bathnir, capable of levelling small villages with a single incantation. Maybe it was the contract, or the knowledge that he hadn't followed through on any of his threats of torment or punishment the last couple days, but Goblin kept smiling back at the spectre of death.
Drow considered what other words to add. Failing that, he hoped that the silence would intimidate her. "Unbelievable," he finally scoffed after a few seconds, and approached the nearest slanted tree.
"In any case, we're resting here before our trek up the hill." Drow kicked aside a twig, before lowering himself onto a soft dirt patch between the roots and perching his back against the tree trunk, which angled far enough away to allow him to recline. "Don't stray too far, if you're not also napping." His cloudy eyes closed shut, and head pressed firmly against the wood.
Goblin stowed the map and hobbled the hefty sack over to lay it beside Drow. She paused to notice how unexpectedly peaceful his face seemed when his eyes were closed, and his mouth less resembling a scowl. Before he could catch her staring, though, she turned away in search for a comfortable tree to lay against.
But a dumb idea came to mind, then. Before considering any risks or potential outcomes, she committed to the act and turned right back around...
...And sat right on Drow's lap, resting the back of her head against his chest.
"I MEANT," Drow growled, "we're resting 'here' in the forest. Find. Your own. Gods damned tree." Goblin felt his legs quickly shift apart from underneath her, landing her square on the dirt. Despite the cold, firm floor of the forest, she still enjoyed some warmth and softness from his legs now pressing against her sides.
Goblin turned her head, and finding a surprisingly accommodating spot on his chest, decided to keep it there. "What? A hard, cold lump of wood to rest against? Sounds lame. Maybe that works for you elf types, but I found a cozy spot to nap here." She considered tapping his thigh for emphasis, but didn't want to press her luck any further.
"I swear, how can you thieves not know about the rumors about practitioners of magic? Didn't I hire someone with street smarts? Long-term exposure to magical aura can..."
An uncomfortable silence followed. Goblin remained still.
"Whatever." She felt him shuffle around behind her. "If the guards find us, at least you'll still be useful as a body shield."