I was young and fairly handsome. I knew that. I also had an arrogant streak because of success I experienced with a few tavern girls that did not want to bed the old village brutes that usually attempted to woo them.
In fact, while travelling I was able to get my fun for free with human girls fairly regularly. It was just when it came to half-elves that I needed to pay for the privilege of being with that kind of beauty. But that was everyone, unless you were a prince or something. And those half-elf girls were beautiful indeed.
I found myself travelling into town after a lucrative job. After spending a couple of months mining and earning coin from a copper merchant my pockets were full and my muscles were toned. Looking back on it I had felt especially arrogant that day, and I wanted one of those half-elf girls to share a bed with me in order to round out my own sense of self-satisfaction.
The route from the mine was not well worn and I found myself pushing off the beaten path in favour of a more direct route to get over the hills rather than around them. The town was not too far away now and I felt confident enough with the direction to forge my own path away from the roads and trails.
As I ascended the last hill--or perhaps technically a mountain--pushing my way through the brush, I heard an off-key voice singing an unfamiliar song. I did not recognise the language, but it sounded like a folk tale like they sang in the taverns.
I got closer to the sound and the brush cleared, revealing the grounds of a little homestead nestled sweetly into the mountain side. A few wide open areas surrounded a barn and two dwellings. A black-robed and caped goblin was on the other side of the grounds, walking slowly towards one of the homes. The singing had been coming from her. A travel song.
Her face was at about the same height as my belly button and showed that she had seen some years, but she was not yet elderly. She spied me and a bright smile curled up her full red lips. The green of her skin seemed to flush pink on her cheeks.
Oh great, I thought, not wanting to be held back on my mission to take care of two months' worth of pent up frustration.
As we neared each other she waved her fingers at me coyly. 'Good day, traveller,' she said. She was obviously happy to see me and eyed me up and down, apparently pleased. 'Good fortune to me to find you crossing my path as I return to my little home. What brings you to my side of the mountain?'
I mustered as much courtesy as I could find. 'Good day, madam. Sorry for encroaching on your homestead. I was trying to save time by going off the path. I apologise for any disruption I caused to your day.'
We drew up in front of each other, a few meters apart.
'Oh you can disrupt any part of me that you like. I feel like I need a good disruption, I'd say.'
Her tone sounded vulgar. I winced a little at her words and hoped that she did not see me do so.
'Anyway,' I said, trying to hurry things along, 'I mean no harm and I'll be on my way.'
She quickly undid her cape swept it away, allowing it to drape over a little rack. She then stepped forward to halt my attempt at moving away. While I quickly tried to think of a polite response her hands deftly pulled away her outer robes and they were flung over the rack with the cape. I could judge her figure now under her inner robe. She was plump, but not overly so. Heavy breasts and hips. A surprisingly slim waist. Her dark hair was short and framed a fairly pretty face for an aging green monster.
'Oh I do love company though. If you'll have a drink from the well at least? You can re-fill any spent water skins. A young man like you, I'm sure you get spent often.'
That vulgar tone again.
I deplored the idea of her little attempt at seduction, but I could use water and there was no reason to be rude when hospitality was offered. Even if it was offered in the hopes of something else that I was not interested in sharing.
I smiled at her and nodded. 'I would thank you for that. I must be going soon, you understand. But some water would be most hospitable. Thank you.'
She took my sleeve and led me to the well, which was near the barn. When we arrived she let her hand slip down my sleeve and touch my skin. 'Here we go. I think you'll find we have everything you need here for your comfort.'
I pulled my hand away and took off my pack. I used the well to refill my water skins and I myself took a drink while she stood close and chatted, taking every opportunity to offer me some flattery on my face or body. I took the flattery kindy but did not return the sentiments, hoping that she would catch on to my lack of intentions.
When it was clear that I was repacking my gear to leave she uncinched her remaining robe and let it slip open, revealing lacy black panties and a triangular garment covering her breasts. Both underclothes looked almost like netting and allowed one to see through them. Through the cloth I could see her large nipples, covering a good portion of each breast, and her dark pubic hair seated over a flushed pink vagina.
I held up my hands in a warding gesture, the thoughts of those half-elf girls in my head completely juxtaposed against this little creature.
Before I could say anything she moaned, 'come on honey, it's been a long trip and you have a lot of coin. I can give you a discount on this since you are so nice and handsome. Ill only charge you two thirds of what the human girls in town would.'
Before I knew what I was doing I laughed at her. The proposition was such a hilarious shock. Then I found myself blurting out, 'pay for you? Are you mad? I was trying to get away from you when I thought you were going to try and rut me for free, but pay for you? Ha! You'd just about need to pay for me, little one.'
Her cheeks turned from a desire-fuelled pink to an angry red, as did her nose and forehead. She ripped her robe closed with a huff and stormed past me, disappearing behind the barn.
I thought to apologise, to go after her, but all I could think was to get out of there. I quickly gathered up my things and when I shouldered my pack I found she was in front of me, her cheeks puffed and full. While my hands were stuck hoisting up the pack she jumped up, wrapped her arms around my neck and pressed her lips to mine. Like a fool I opened my mouth during this to protest. When our lips were together and mouths open, she wretched something from her mouth to mine. It was a vile ball of ooze of some kind. It tasted sour and musky. As vulnerable as I was she managed to glob a tankard's worth of the stuff into my mouth and around my face. My reaction was to shut my mouth closed which unfortunately resulted in my swallowing much of it on reflex. After swallowing I found that lots of the gooey stuff was still stuck to my tongue and teeth.
I stumbled back and dropped the pack, freeing my hands to do something--anything--about the goblin hanging off me with her face pressed to mine. I grabbed at her hips with the intention to push her away. Instead the warmth and plump softness of her skin made me pause. I stood there, beginning to enjoy the taste in my mouth and the feel of her in my hands.
She pulled her wrinkled face back from mine and I was mesmerised. Mainly by her plump red lips. They were glistening and dripping with the goo, which I could see now was mostly clear but with a green tinge running through it. Without thinking I leaned my face forward and licked some of it off her lips.
My mind was disgusted, yet my body acted. I lapped at her lips and face, licking up every bit of the goo that I could. Part of me wanted to wretch at the feel of slimy skin on my tongue, but I could not halt my physical actions. My body was responding to another part of my mind, one that lusted and needed despite the rational part of me watching on in horror and humiliation.