"Release me, mortal!" wailed the tiny entity whose foot was trapped between Margot's thumb and forefinger. She peered at the wriggling creature she had captured as it beat its golden wings trying to tug itself free from her grasp.
"No, I don't think I will," she murmured in amazement. Then she remarked, "You're small, for a god. You're almost more like a fairy. You don't look like a baby, either."
Rolling his hooded golden eyes and tossing dark curls out of his face, Cupid muttered, "What a novel revelation. Just like the rest of your species, you are ignorant to the ways of the ancients of Olympus. I can take many forms. But being diminutive aids with my work."
Margot raised her pale eyebrows. "Your 'work?' You mean, stealing into people's houses in the dead of night to mess with them? Buzzing around my head like a mosquito while I'm sleeping?" She picked up the little crossbow Cupid had dropped in the scuffle when she'd smacked him to the ground with a fly swatter. "With this thing?"
"That
thing
is a powerful weapon. It is not meant for the likes of you, mortal." He winced as Margot turned the item back and forth in her hand, appraising it with great interest.
"That arrow was for me, huh? What was your plan? Who was I supposed to wake up in love with tomorrow?"
Cupid squirmed and groaned, "Your coworker Michael. Can you please let me go?"
Margot grimaced in horror. She thought of the sweaty man two cubicles over who placed sports bets during the work day when he thought no one was looking. "Michael? Really?"
"The unpredictable nature of desire is not for you to comprehend, mortal!"
Margot tutted. "If you know my coworker's name is Michael, you know mine is Margot. You could stand to show me some respect if you want to get on with your evening wreaking havoc in people's lives." She brushed a stray strand of red hair behind her ear. "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, after all. I'm sure you have many more houses to hit before the morning. Do you go in through the chimney, too?"
Cupid scrunched up his face in anguished confusion. "What strange mythos are you referencing?" he cried. He kicked and struggled to no avail, succeeding only in displacing the white cloth that had been artfully draped over his loins. Margot raised her eyebrows at his exposed genitals, which were tiny to her eyes but decidedly proportional to his miniature body. Exasperated, he lightly flapped his wings to descend to Margot's bedside table, adjusted the cloth, and grumbled, "I thought you and Michael would make a fine match. You cannot see what I see. Your chemistry would have been delicious. Your pleasure unmatched." Seeing that she was still unswayed, he tried a different angle. "Is it professional accolades you seek? Would you rather have the attention of a superior? I can make your leader John think you are the most beautiful creature he's ever laid eyes on. Perhaps this would be advantageous to you."
Margot scoffed at Cupid's pitiful attempt to bargain with her. For an immortal love deity, his offer was surprisingly unenticing. "John is married. That sounds messy."
Cupid's face fell. He tried to reason with her. "Love
can
be messy, Margot..."
Margot held up a hand to silence his protests. Then she sighed. "You are the god of love and desire. Don't you know a lesbian when you see one?"
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The next morning was Tuesday, February 14. Tuesdays were office days. The majority of Margot's team worked from home the rest of the week, but Tuesday was the day upper management decided everyone should be together in person.
She strolled into the maze of cubicles carrying two lattes from her favorite coffee shop. Though Margot disliked the hybrid model, and much preferred to work from her couch or even her bed, she didn't mind having one day a week to dress up. She had pulled a tight red sweater dress over her curvy frame, and spritzed her neck with her most expensive perfume. Her large breasts were covered by the high collar of her dress, but their shape was unmistakable. She preferred outfits like these over cleavage-baring tops, as her chest often strained the buttons on her nice blouses. Heart shaped earrings and tall black boots completed the look. She enjoyed dressing for special occasions and drawing the attention of her office mates. She worked hard to maintain a statuesque hourglass figure, and Tuesday was the only day of the week she could show it off.
Margot had one further reason for her confidence on this chilly February morning: in exchange for releasing Cupid, he had conceded to allow her to keep one of his arrows. The magical arrows that put people under an aphrodisiac spell. She reluctantly returned the bow to its owner before he spat in her eye and flew off in a huff. A part of her wondered if there would be consequences for pissing off an ancient god of a pagan pantheon, but she was consoled by the fact that she could likely avoid retaliation with some fly paper, or a butterfly net. The arrow was in her purse in an old breath mint tin. It was the size of a sewing needle, and, according to Cupid, just as effective at short range without the use of the miniature bow. This suited Margot fine, as she was not particularly skilled at archery, and missing her intended target was not a risk she was willing to take.
She rounded the corner and laid her eyes on Catarina, who was already feverishly typing away at her computer at this early hour of the morning. She was petite with olive skin, light brown eyes, dark hair that fell in short waves above her shoulders, and perpetually red lips. Margot carefully opened the tin where she had the arrow concealed, and pulled it out. She surreptitiously slid it between her fingers, its delicate feathers bristling against her skin, and approached.
"Brought you a coffee, Cat." Cat wordlessly extended her arm behind her, still typing with one hand. She wrapped her elegant tapered fingers around the warm cup and sighed gratefully.
"What would I do without you, Mar?" she asked brightly as she brought the cup to her lips, leaving a lipstick imprint on the lid. "It's fruity!" she remarked with surprise.
"Yeah, it was a special Valentine's flavor at the cafe. White raspberry mocha. Hey, hold still for a second?"