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At most roadsides there can be found a shrine to Tywusa, Goddess of Travel, Roads, Fate, the future and (indirectly) Luck. Gamblers tend to view her in a masculine aspect, Tywern, Lord of the Dice, but in either identity she, he or it has never paid much attention to me. I try to make my own luck and never depend upon it, which is probably why mine has been rather horrid as a whole for the last year or so. I've never stolen anything from any of her temples or one of her high priests (that I'm aware of) but her beady eyes have been squinting at me lately with apparent disfavor!
At these major roadside shrines, travelers tend to leave small gifts, usually food or flowers, or a small coin along with a very fervent and devout prayer. I try rather hard not to believe in the gods, largely so that they'll choose in return not to believe in me, and more or less leave me entirely alone. It doesn't seem to work that way however. I appear to amuse them for some reason.
That early afternoon as I was making my final preparations for our night of community improvement via the aid of a jolly good fire, I had the sudden notion that I ought to be offering my own prayers to the nearby shrine, located right at the south end of the Ormsbridge. Refusing to bullied or intimidated, I acted with my usual contrariness and willfully instead pilfered a ripe apple that had been placed into the offertory bowl. Now it was accepted for tramps of the roads without a coin in their purse to freely take such divinely blessed gifts, but my act was pure puerile rebellion, and punished accordingly.
From the start, nothing seemed to go right, beginning with the problem that I soon received a report that Mumford's wagon loaded with the small pony kegs of oil suffered the improbable misfortune of breaking a wheel and then the rear axle, right in the center of the marketplace. This caused all of the barrels to roll off and shatter onto the stone, spilling the fuel into the roadway and several vendor stalls. If that was not enough of a disaster, nearly at once there was the further unlikely calamity of a suddenly dropped lantern (lit during the middle of the afternoon for no apparent reason or cause) which landed upon the stream of flowing oil, creating an instant conflagration in the marketplace that shut down the market entirely and blocked city traffic for hours! Mumford (and his borrowed cart horse sans the broken burning wagon) escaped unharmed, but he sent a messenger reporting that he was trying to get to another market before they all closed for the evening but more bad luck had ensued. Once the market road was cleared he had obtained a second wagon but at the worst possible time and place it also suffered a broken wheel. Ruefully, he reported that his successful return (and without oil) before the city gates closed for the night was exceedingly unlikely.
This was going to be a problem. Still, I decided that even without our planned pagan bonfire sacrifice, the attack was still on for midnight! I was furious and once again filled with rancor, at both the Weir's and the Fates. The Goddess must have been laughing herself silly.
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Koch, Maitlan and I arrived as planned near the Weirhold Inn an hour or so before midnight, and everything there seemed peaceful. The inn was dark except for a hint of a fire in the taproom downstairs, which could be seen gleaming softly through the thin horn windows and no other lights upstairs were visible. I hoped this meant that the entire household was asleep. Thus assured that we were unlikely to be observed, I immediately decided to change up the plan entirely. Warned of their difficulties, it seemed likely that both Mumford and Flerrie wouldn't be arriving with the wagon or any oil, and perhaps not even arriving at all! There were lots of ways of getting in and out of the city after dark, once the gates were secured for the night, but most of them were for extreme measures only and the guild took a dim view on their use for unessential and non-critical situations, such as an overwhelming need for self-preservation. I didn't think Flerrie's writ-card, or anything short of a command by Sir Adrian himself, could get the gates of the city opened again after dark.
The lack of fuel for the planned bonfire was annoying me, and I let it unsettle my nerves. The smart scoundrel uses events to his own advantage and doesn't try to tilt at windmills and force events to suit his plans instead. It's stupid in both card play and real life! But I had wanted that fuel, and decided it was worth the risk of splitting up my smaller group to try and find some, here and now and at the last possible minute.
I told Koch to check out some of the barns and storage sheds within the town proper and then I bade Maitlan check out the other storage barn here, further away from the stables, a bit closer to the hillside copse of trees. Heck, if we couldn't find any lamp or lubricating oil anywhere, I was willing just stuff bales of straw all the way around the building and torch the inn that way. Not ideal, but it sounded reasonably practical. Besides, I was getting pissed!
For my own search location, I chose the stables, which was probably a tactical mistake. I knew that the third younger brother slept there and while I was decent at sneaking about quietly, young Maitlan was much better at it. He was also much better at getting in and out without getting distracted during the job. That was a skill that not even the Thief-Master Mumford could successfully ever teach me! I realized my mistake just too late to catch Maitlan before he had scampered off, and I didn't want to shout out loud enough to call him back. So, I marched into folly.
Once inside the stables, I had a little light from a lit lantern that had been left turned down low but it gave me a fair to good view of everything that I needed to see. My night vision has always been excellent, and the first thing that I noticed was the black hack, which indeed was identical to the one that had nearly run me over a few short nights ago. Then compelled to further examine this prize, I was next delighted to discover a long thread of black silk attached to the left front carriage lamp. This was from where the brass lantern had brushed against my back as I had pressed myself in the shallow doorway to escape being driven over on the sidewalk. No doubt, this was a thread from my black silk opera cape!
Now any doubts I might have had about the legitimacy of my targets was gone. One or both of the brothers had murdered Rochelle and Danelle, and then attempted to kill me as well! Their father had used his business and personal connections with the Blackguards to quiet up the incidents as much as possible and deter any meaningful investigation. Once a black-cape, always a black-cape... they protect their own.
Delighted by this find, I was just then starting my search for some oil when I heard the sounds of a large wagon rolling up in front of the stables.
"Ho, Mumford! You've made it!" I called out in surprise, in something of accidentally overloud voice. I'd only intended my voice to carry just outside but not much further but probably due to nerves it bellowed rather overly loud and I scampered out of the stables to meet my manservant and the guardswoman. I supposed that he'd been able to locate some fuel after all and I was about to remark on this when I noted one distinct problem. The wagon driver was
not
Mumford neither was it Flerrie there either!
Seated upon the front wagon seat of a good sized wagon drawn by a pair of coal black horses was an unfamiliar young woman, but in an instant my memory flashed a warning that I had seen her shadowy figure before, and that same black wide brimmed hat and cloak.
She
had been the driver of the hack that had killed Danelle and the one who had nearly run me over that night as well!
I wanted to laugh, but it wasn't convenient. The woman, undoubtedly Edwina, the sister of the Weir brothers, reached quickly for a musket that was by her side but fortunately the match cord was unlit and would take a moment or two to ignite, even if she had a tinderbox handy.
My next immediate thought was to skedaddle, preferably towards the inn and closer to Koch, who ought to be somewhere nearby and able to provide me support. I could have shot her of course, but that would have woken up everyone at the inn, and perhaps half of the town as well. Take a step to flee; I could now see in the gloom three men in dark leathers approaching from the rear door of the inn, with crossbows (illegal and proscribed) and swords by their side. They were armed and dressed for a night of mayhem, probably banditry, but ready and able to deal with other unexpected inconveniences, like me.
After a moment of indecision on my part, they were now close enough to see me in the stable doorway and I decided that the wiser option would be to run like hell in the other direction, maybe towards the barn instead. Maitlan wasn't much of a fighter, but he'd help to even the odds out a bit until Koch could arrive.
There was only one significant flaw with this otherwise entirely acceptable solution to my current dilemma... the fact that my ill-advised shout outside had awaken the simple youngest son who had been napping in the rear corner of the stables. As I turned to flee I saw him now right behind me, and for a moment I suddenly realized that the grimy dark brown oilskin coat that the lad was wearing was undoubtedly Rochelle's, the one that her fiancΓ©e Svein had loaned her on that fateful rainy day! I didn't have more than a moment to marvel upon this discover before his burly fist, which appeared to be the size of an entire ham, crashed into the side of my head and my world turned to darkness.
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I suppose I should have been grateful that I'd even been allowed the opportunity to ever again awaken and that my throat hadn't just been cut right there on the spot. If the roles had been reversed, and I had caught a skulking malevolent prowler in my stables, it
might
have been entirely likely that I'd have chosen that expediency instead and gone on with my business. Or not... the more I thought about it, the more I was certain that I wouldn't. In truth I'd have wanted to question the captured intruder too, to delve into their mind thoroughly before making any distinct plans for the later disposition of my captive.