Author's Note:
This story is a fun commission reward for one of my awesome readers. Standard disclaimer applies: this story contains graphic depictions of sex and mind control, so if it's illegal or immoral for you to be reading this, stop now! All characters are at least eighteen, all situations are entirely fictional, and any resemblance to any real-life individuals or situations is entirely coincidental. Copyright Fidget, 2021. All rights reserved. Enjoy!
A Few Journalistic Liberties
by Fidget
She was sitting on a park bench in the quad reading a novel when I walked by, and I immediately recognized that the cute brunette was too perfect an interview subject to pass up. As expected, of course, as soon as I flipped out the viewfinder on the small, retro camcorder, the busty co-ed somehow sensed that she was on camera, looked up, and flashed me a bright smile, ready and eager to answer any question I decided to ask her.
"Hi there! What are you reading?"
"The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," my charming interviewee responded perkily. "It really is a fantastic book."
"It absolutely is," I agreed. "Though I suppose it makes sense that you'd think that."
"How do you mean?" she asked, her voice full of curiosity, awaiting my next statement.
"Why, having a detachable head, of course, just like the Headless Horseman!"
"Oh, that!" she responded, waving her hand dismissively as though it were the most natural thing in the world. "No, I'd like to think that that's just a coincidence, though it certainly could have something to do with it," she said with a warm, comfortable smile. "No, I love it for its evocative gothic atmosphere and the ambiguity of its ending."
"Still, the similarity is striking nonetheless. What's it like to just take your head off whenever you like?"
"Oh, it's pretty convenient, actually," the stunning vision responded smoothly, clearly unbothered by the question. She lay her book on the bench beside her so that she could put her hands on either side of her head, and then she pantomimed taking her head off her shoulders and cradling it carefully in her arms. "I leave it on most of the time, but it does make it easier to see at sporting events! Also, you might not expect this, but I think I actually use it more to look under things than over them. And, contrary to popular belief, I never forget it, even when it's not attached!" Her easy laugh shimmered in the breeze before she noticed where my eyes were focused. "You don't have to keep looking above my shoulders, by the way," she continued sympathetically. "It doesn't bother me or anything for you to look at it when it's off."
I hadn't even realized that I'd still been looking at her real head (because it was the one actually doing the speaking, since detachable heads don't exist, of course), but it made perfect sense that she would interpret the gesture as just being polite.
"I'm sorry - I'm just not used to seeing someone with your... condition," I responded with a hint of affected awkwardness.
"It's no problem. I'm just like anyone else, really."
"Of course you are. It must really come in handy in the bedroom too, huh?" I asked with a grin, knowing she wouldn't be able to resist going along with such a leading question.
"Absolutely!" she gushed as her smile widened, though I made sure to keep my eyes fixed firmly on the empty space in her arms. "It makes eating myself out a cinch!"
"Why don't you show all the folks at home just how that looks? I'm sure they've never seen a girl eat herself out before."
"Of course!" the brunette responded enthusiastically. She made a show of carefully placing her imaginary head on the bench beside her, and then stood up briefly to unzip her jeans and smoothly slide them and her panties down to her ankles before sitting once more, completely naked from the waist down. She leaned back and spread her legs as she picked up her "head" so that the camera had an unrestricted view of the delightful little pussy between her toned thighs, with its tastefully trimmed landing strip above her cute slit. She had clearly prepared herself for some action in the near future, though I doubt she expected to be fully exposing herself in public like this, on camera. Still, she seemed comfortable with the situation and eager to get started, so she gave the camera a big smile from the very real head on her shoulders as she lowered the imaginary head she held in her hands down to her crotch, before carefully turning it around to face her exposed pussy.
I could feel myself starting to get hard watching this gorgeous woman close her eyes and seductively lick the air as her hips began to rock, moving her labia up and down in the cool morning air as they began to glisten with her arousal. I glanced around and noticed that we were starting to draw a small crowd, though from the mildly interested looks on their faces I could tell that the interview was little more than a curiosity to the onlookers. Still, many of the men were just as interested in the appealing sight of a sexy, half-naked young woman as I was, even though what she was doing clearly seemed in no way out of the ordinary to them.
Meanwhile the curvy brunette just sat there on the park bench, enthusiastically licking nothing at all as the rhythm and intensity of her tongue continued to build. Her empty hands bobbed up and down in her lap in time with her tongue's flicks, and I could tell from the squirming movements of her torso and the deepening flush of arousal on her face and chest that her brain was nonetheless receiving the full sensation of her imaginary self-stimulation.
With the way she'd framed her hands around her "head", I had a perfect view of her pussy as it finally began to rhythmically clench and tighten as her orgasm began and her natural lubricant began to drip from her labia, bright pink and swollen at the climax of her physical arousal. She began to moan around the final, erratic movements of her tongue in the middle of the empty air as her mind clouded with pleasure.
Looking around, I saw that many of the men were discreetly sporting erections, just as I was, though apparently it wasn't proper for them to actually do anything about it in public. As the brunette's breathing slowly returned to normal, she lifted her "head" back up, turned it around, and plopped it back down on her shoulders.
"Well, thanks so much for your participation in our little interview today! I think we all learned a lot about the incredible diversity of human sexuality," I said, and saw a few of the bystanders nodding in agreement. "I'll let you get back to your book, though I bet you want to give yourself another orgasm or two first, don't you?"
"You know it! No problem, it was a lot of fun," she answered, eyes sparkling with delight as she "removed her head" once more and stuck it back between her legs. After the camera snapped shut, she calmly went back to licking the air, moaning and pivoting her hips as she ground her clit against her imaginary tongue as I walked away.
Now that the camera was closed, the bystanders too slowly went about their business, though more than a few glanced back over their shoulders at the ordinary-yet-arousing sight of a half-naked hottie with a detachable head eating herself out in public.