Summary: mind control, incest, kidnapping and brainwashing, cosmetic brain surgery, hot pink hair A kidnapped woman is returned with post-hypnotic commands, but the rest of the family is acting as though they've been brainwashed as well; a pop-twat -- erh, pop princess -- conducts an infomercial for cosmetic brain surgery; a family, abducted into the future, learns to cope with their own sexual urges and dangerous female politics. Enjoy the fun and strange truths of the Pumpkin's Night.
/See No Evil: Contains sexually explicit and politically incorrect material. If you shouldn't be reading this, or if it might offend you, simply stop now./
/Legalese: All actors and actresses are over the age of consent. Proof of age is on file. Any similarity of any character, event or place to any actual person, event or place, is purely coincidental. This is all fantasy, and the actors are all professionals -- do not try any of this at home./
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Author's Rambling: The third tale isn't as polished as I usually prefer, but I'm out of time if I'm going to get these out for Halloween. I may, after I re-read it in a month, put out a revised version if I'm still not pleased with it.
Live well!
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Prolog
The pumpkin's face wore a look of grim determination as it was buffeted by clouds. It was the same bold expression that Prometheus wore as he carried the light of knowledge out of its crypt and into the world, defying Zeus, the jealous, vindictive Lord of the Gods (and it was NOT the same pained expression that Prometheus wore as his liver was pecked out by buzzards every hour for the rest of eternity as punishment).
The clouds thinned, then surrendered altogether, and a look of pure evil washed over the pumpkin's face. A malevolent laugh dropped out of his grinning mouth.
