"Damn, Nanny, they've completely misconstrued everything I said."
Virginia Watson was, to put it mildly, extremely annoyed. She is a beautiful 29 year-old woman, with a PhD, a tenured position in the London School of Economics, and newly nominated for a Nobel Economics prize for her joint research with an American Economist from Harvard, where she occasionally lectures, for their studies on "Autocracies and their impact on the International Economy."
Following her 2010 Nobel nomination, the BBC wanted to interview her in depth. The interview had aired a few days earlier, but every evening since, some program made reference to it, or to the ongoing follow-ups. It had been edited in a way that drove Virginia's anger up to boiling point.
Instead of focusing on her work and her international acclaim for it, the interviewer, a rather homely woman in her forties, had focused on the fact that this beautiful woman, with a very nice figure and natural shoulder length wavy blond hair, was single and had no male in her life.
Worse, the interview implied that Virginia thought that men were either a) too arrogant to treat her as an equal, b) were wimpy and scared of her and became gibbering wrecks in her presence, or c) were interested more in her body than her brain, and she was too smart for such men. And of course, being called 'Virginia' totally fed a whole lot of jokes and aroused the imagination of internet trolls.
Nanny smiled. "I did warn you, dear, to stay away from personal questions."
"I know, but she was really quite sneaky as to how she worked the questions in."
Ginny, as her close friends called her, had lost her Mum at the age of two and had no real memory of her at all, beyond a few photos. Her father had been dashing and handsome as a younger man and devoted father, taking her to her riding lessons and dancing lessons, and being very involved in her life until she was 10, when a riding accident had led to the horse being shot and him losing his legs.
From then until his death while she was at university, he had been in a wheel-chair. He had made a good living from his books, mainly novels of the who-dunnit genre, or legal thrillers, driven by his own legal background. His first book was published two years after he got his law degree and had not spent long in Chambers, and he had never practiced law since.
Nanny had been with Ginny since her mother initially became ill, and Ginny employed her still, as a companion, mother-figure and buffer against the cruel real world. Nanny knew her better than anyone, warts and all.
Now this interview, not only live on television, but picked up by the press, was portraying her as a gorgeous, super-attractive, super brain trapped in her own virginity. The part of the interview that had been most misconstrued was where she had said that her romantic dream was to find a man who could accept her as an equal, be her equal, and not be blinded by her appearance. A man who was comfortable in his own skin and own his skills. It would help if he were a romantic too, she had implied in the interview, and of course that lead to all sorts of comments in the press and on the internet about her seeking a Prince Charming.
The other suggestion was she wanted to meet a Beast from the City, who would be 'cured' of his wicked financial ways by falling for her as the economist Beauty! Clearly, Walt Disney had a lot to answer for!
According to the interview, and the internet trolls, Virginia had never had a date, and never even been kissed. Although the comments about her being a virgin were, factually, correct, she had had dates, just not a major relationship. Actually, if she were honest, not even a minor one.
In her own reality, all she wanted was a man who was able to wine her, dine her, talk to her, amuse her and make love to her as one half of a couple of equal people. Her affection for her father was based, still, even after his death, on his confidence in himself and his education, and yet who still demonstrated his sincere humility.
Pouring herself and Nanny each a scotch, she smiled. "Nanny, I've got it. Let's hire seven dwarves and go live in a cave, and one night when I'm asleep, some passing Prince can kiss me!"
Nanny looked at her over her glasses, which always seemed perched on the end of her button nose, and asked in her droll, pragmatic way, "Is that your first, second or third scotch, my dear?"
In the morning, as Ginny breakfasted, Nanny brought in the mail. For some reason, she always liked to do this by putting the envelopes, unopened, on a silver tray and placing a letter opener carved from a piece of mahogany by her father after his accident on top.
One envelope attracted Ginny's attention. It was addressed to her using her Professor title, in an expensive envelope with her address typed, but no return address, or any other identification of who it was from. Inside was a typed letter.
'Dear Miss Watson, My employer, who wishes for the time being to remain anonymous, would like me to arrange to meet with you in order to arrange a romantic blind date, during which you will be treated like a Princess and will be able to choose if you wish to know the identity of your date at the end of the evening.
I will visit your house at 7:30 this evening. If you are completely not interested, simply have your companion say so to me. Otherwise, let me in and I will provide further details.'
Ginny handed the note to Nanny, who read it through several times. "They obviously know something about you. They know where you live, and they know about me. And you did say last night about wanting a passing Prince to kiss you!"
"Well, it will be interesting listening to how they wish to set up this blind date. They imply I may go through the whole date and not even know who it was with. I wonder how they plan to pull that off?"
Given it was a Thursday, Ginny had two classes to give at LSE and was home mid-afternoon. Nanny had planned an early dinner so they would be completely finished by 7:30.
At 7:30 precisely, the door bell rang. Nanny went to it and saw a woman in her late fifties, dressed completely in black like a house-keeper in period dramas, standing at the door, clutching a purse and an umbrella. "Please come in," said Nanny, trying to drive the thought of Mary Poppins out of her mind.
"Thank you," said the lady. "My name for this purpose is Miss Smith. Should I call you Nanny?"
"Yes please," said Nanny, formally, "come this way."