*Note to readers: My first year on active duty as a Marine, my squadron CO called me into his office and he told me he had a friend of a friend who'd adopted a child from Russia. He asked if I'd be willing to help this other lieutenant colonel and his wife make up a word list so they could communicate. I spent a couple of hours with them writing out things like: I'm hungry and I want ____ (list of choices.) I don't feel good and I need ____ (list of choices of what hurts.) He was seven and could read so all he had to do was point to the Russian and the parents knew he had a stomach ache or wanted juice.
A year later I got a very nice letter from the wife thanking me and letting me know how well little Sergei was doing. His vocabulary was exploding and he was doing very well in school.
I hadn't thought about it in quite a while, but when I did, it gave me the idea for this story which I had a lot of fun writing. I hope you enjoy it, too.
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"Can you maybe point to it?" The mother used her finger to point toward the boxes of cereal. "Which one do you want, honey?" she asked the little girl who stood there motionless. "Mommy can't buy you anything unless you tell her what you want." She began touching boxes and found one with a big, orange tiger with black stripes. "How about this? These are grrrreat!" she said trying to imitate the commercial. Exasperated, she found a box with a tiny leprechaun on it and said, "These are magically delicious!"
He had no idea why the child, whose hair was neatly combed and who was also very well dressed wasn't answering, and he had no intention of getting involved as he grabbed a box of vanilla granola cereal and dropped it in his cart. It was none of his business so he simply said, "Excuse me," as politely as he could to the little girl who was standing in the middle of aisle and not moving. He also couldn't help but notice that the mother, who was also quite well put together was a very attractive woman. He smiled at her, but she was fixated on her daughter who was staring at her but not speaking.
The woman finally noticed him then reached for the little girl's hand as she apologized to the younger man. "I'm so sorry. I just adopted her and she doesn't speak a word of English other than 'please' and 'thank you.' Well, she knows 'yes' and 'no', too, but other than that, we can't communicate."
She pulled her daughter next to her as the younger man said, "That's wonderful. Do you mind me asking where she's from? She's beautiful, by the way."
"Oh, thank you. She really is beautiful, isn't she?" the mother beamed. "I don't know why or how, but the Russian government let her go even after Mr. Putin said no more adoptions of Russian children to Americans. However it worked out, I'm just so thrilled to have her."
The younger man pushed his cart to the side, knelt down and looked right at the little girl and said, "Привет. Как тебя зовут девочка?" He saw the little girl's eyes opened wide but didn't see her mother's do the same as he said hello and asked her name.
"Привет. Меня зовут Александра," she said.
"Alexandra? That's a very pretty name," he said in English.
"You speak Russian?" the mother said almost unable to believe what she was hearing.
"I do," he said flashing her a quick smile. "My mom was born in Ukraine and I grew up speaking it. Is there anything in particular I can help with?"
"Do you want the complete list or just the short one?"
He could tell she loved the little girl dearly, but the inability to communicate was frustrating her to death. Finding a Russian speaker in the middle of Cheyenne, Wyoming, was about as likely as meeting the leprechaun on the box.
The younger man laughed and said, "Let's start with the cereal. Are you trying to get her to tell you what she wants?"
"Yes! Yes! Can you teach me how to say 'which one'?"
"Sure, but first let me ask you something. Do you care if it's sugary or do you just want her to pick something?"
She looked into his cart and could tell he was healthy eater and said, "I'd prefer something without a lot of sugar, but at this point, I'll settle for anything."
"Got it." The younger man told her in Russian what was going and then gave her several relatively healthy choices.
"Вот это хочу!" she said, "I'd like that one!"
The man handed the box to the grateful woman and said, "The word for 'which one' is kah-KOI." He smiled then said, "Well, unless the thing you're taking about is feminine and then it would be kah-KA-ya. If it's neuter then it's kah-KO-yeh. Of course, if it's the object of what she wants it becomes kah-KOO-you."
"Oh, my God," the woman said. "That's insanely hard. What about the word 'doctor' or 'I'm sick'? Could you maybe just give me those? Are they any easier to say?"
"If you'll hand me your phone I'll record them for you along with the English meaning. I'll say in Russian, 'When you hear the one you need, point to the phone.' I'll say that first so she'll know options are coming. Then I'll say things like 'I'm hungry, thirsty, tired, sick, etc. I'll also put in a few other common, important words. That should hold you until she starts picking up words in English."
He looked at the little girl and told her in Russian, "Your mommy loves you very much and she really wants to be able to communicate with you. I'm going to give her a list of words to get you started." He quickly explained what he was doing and asked if she understood.
"Да. Все понятно!" She understood everything.