(Chapter 17)
"Playground of Delights" (circa-1986)
When he told his brother Frank he was going on holiday to Spain with his friend Chris Hall he wasn't surprised to see him in the departure lounge at Newcastle Airport but he didn't expect to see him carrying his seen-better-days forces suitcase.
The roar of the Rolls Royce engines in reverse thrust and the shudder of friction brakes providing deceleration signalled that the Boeing 747 Jet had landed in Malaga Airport.
After a fanfare of applause from anxious passengers, one of the cabin crew opened a pressurised door while the chief stewardess thanked everyone for flying with British Airways, reminding passengers to remove all their hand luggage and belongings from the overhead compartments before disembarking from the aeroplane.
Impatient holiday makers hastily unbuckled safety belts and lifted from seats, pulling their baggage carelessly from overhead compartments, a human tide of people hustling in the aisle, preparing to do battle with each other, elbows against elbows, pushing and shoving, as if their very survival depended on them being one of the first to escape through a small hole in the side of the cabin.
A stream of eager passengers descended from the aeroplane, their footfalls clanging in a noisy rhythm against the portable steel stairs, the intense heat of the mid-day sun and the watery hot air mixing with the smell of aviation fuel greeting them on the macadam surface.
By the time they reached the terminal building they were bathed in a sea of humidity.
The taxi drive from Malaga airport to Marbella would normally take just over an hour, but with a maniac behind the steering wheel, weaving aimlessly through traffic at fear inspiring speed, ignoring traffic lights and finger gestures from other motorist, the journey took less than forty-five minutes.
The Palm Beach Hotel was everything and more that the holiday company had described in their advertising literature. Air-conditioning bedrooms with panoramic views over the Mediterranean Sea, two swimming pools, coloured fountains and water sculptures all set within private landscaped gardens.
With a compulsion for sleepwalking and a fear of heights, Chris claimed the bed farthest away from the sliding doors to the balcony. After unpacking his suitcase he walked onto the terracotta balcony to take in the views over the Puerto Banus Marina.
An impressive arrangement of smaller crafts nestled in the blue water next to bigger and more prestigious boats. A luxury cruise ship sat motionless on the horizon. Sailboats charged in the breeze. A long pointed speedboat with a tanned man at the wheel and a gaggle of teenage girls wearing micro-bikinis flew by.
Life on the Mediterranean Sea seemed so exciting.
"That'll do for me," Frank chirped from the adjoining balcony, wearing nothing but a pair of socks, pointing a finger at a magnificent luxury motor yacht heading slowly into the harbour, pulling on a cigarette and flexing his muscular forearms, the tattoos on his arms mementoes of his many tours in Northern Ireland and the Middle East, the ugly scar on his left thigh a cruel reminder of a piece of shrapnel that ended his career in the British Armed Forces.
"Rich bastards," Frank added, watching a smart waiter skipping around the deck serving food and drinks to eight people on a smoked glass table at the stern of the boat, a speed boat with six young girls aboard circling the launch, zigzagging in the swirling wake, the white spray from the sea splashing over the boat.
"If we stare long enough we might get an invite to lunch," Frank mocked, blowing smoke over the balcony. "We'll gate crash later. After we've had a few drinks," he grinned.
"Where's Chris?" Frank asked.
"Vertigo," he replied, placing his hand on his brow and feigning nausea.
"It's only seven fucking stories," Frank sniggered, pulling on his cigarette and scratching his balls, his suggestion to shower and change into fresh t-shirts and shorts and take a leisurely stroll along the sea front getting Chris on his feet.
Weaving their way through a knitted maze of never ending streets, music ringing out from the many bars and restaurants, the streets buzzing with an electric mix of vibrant tourists all anxious to spend their hard earned cash, rubbing shoulders with young people, old people, rich and poor, street sellers, artists, touts and beggars, the heat becoming unbearable, the mere mention of the air-conditioning inside the Palm Beach Hotel and a welcoming cold beer at the bar prompting an urgent change in direction.
A smart young man behind an impressive circular bar in the Palm Beach Hotel greeted them like long lost friends. "Ramon Cortez," he smiled, pointing proudly at the nametag pinned to his black waistcoat, wiping a cloth across the counter before placing mats in front of them.
Sitting on stools at the bar, nursing cold drinks, settling into the holiday mood, discussing their plans for the coming week, their conversation interrupted by the sudden commotion of a middle-aged fat man crashing through a door, his dark leathery appearance synonymous with someone who had spent too much time in the sun, a breathless voice announcing to the bar manager that his corporate clientele had arrived.
The fat man paused to catch his breath and light a cigar, making motioning gestures with his hands until he could operate his mouth, his light blue t-shirt stretching over a huge stomach, a brown leather belt struggling to hold up a pair of knee length khaki shorts, white socks hanging limp over Jesus sandals, a tattoo of a dragon running the entire length of his left arm, eight stubby fingers featuring gold sovereign rings and a Rolex Oyster Perpetual gold watch strapped to his wrist.
An entourage of charismatic people of mixed ages and gender followed him into the room.
Six blonde Barbie wannabe-famous-dolls, all in their early-twenties and all wearing the same white t-shirts displaying the corporate logo of 'Millio Sports & Leisure' across their pert young breasts laughed and giggled as they entered the room.
Slim and curvaceous and sleek as cats, strutting around the room in well-rehearsed model walks, swaying their hips suggestively, flaunting their hour-glass figures to perfection, their nothing-to-hide sprayed-on lycra shorts attracting inquisitive eyes.
Two gay men walked into the room holding hands, their dazzling white teeth smiling lovingly at everyone in the room. One of them was dressed in a smart pink suit with a red flower attached to the lapel, his jet black hair heavily gelled, pulled tight over his head and tied in a neat pony tail at the back.
The other gay man was dressed casually in a blue shirt and very tight fitting blue jeans.
A chubby, loud mouthed brash woman - with a lot of mileage on the clock - wrapped in a colourful sarong, wearing lots of costume jewellery and a black beret tilted on one side of her head above a mass of bright red hair, skipped across the room in bare feet.
An older couple arrived but stood quietly by themselves. Their body language hinting that they wished they were somewhere else.
The woman looked to be in her early-seventies. She was smartly dressed in a two-piece cream suit and her grey hair was held in a neat bun at the back of her head.
The elderly man wearing a white linen suit and a jaunty fedora on his head looked a lot older than the woman. He had an unhealthy look. Withered skin hung from cheek bones and one side of his mouth sagged a little, presumably the cruel aftermath of a stroke.
He looked as if he had lost touch with reality and was hovering in a modicum of confusion and uncertainty, somewhere between consciousness and unconsciousness.
Clearly too old to stand up without help, to him it was just another day nearer to death.
('Somewhere, out there, was an anxious funeral director who already has his name and date of birth scribed into a bronzed plaque, knowing fine well that the final inscription announcing the date of his untimely death was only a matter of minutes away.')
After the bar manager had finished hugging and kissing the fat man on both cheeks he was told to prepare drinks for everyone, including the three men sitting on bar stools.
In a heartbeat the bar manager stacked a row of wine glasses on the counter in the shape of a pyramid, a well-practiced hand raising a bottle of champagne over the top glass, a waterfall of sparkling liquid spilling slowly from the top before reaching the lower glasses, the Barbie-girls giggling and applauding, as if they had just seen a miracle unfold.
The welcoming hospitality of a glass of champagne and the fat man's extended hand of introduction invited some trivial conversation, a little light humour and inevitable enquiry.
"I see we have something in common," the fat man smiled, pointing a finger at a tattoo of three red and white plumes on Frank's left arm, raising his glass in salute to the familiar forces inscription, proudly confirming his former regiment in the British Armed Forces.
Handshakes and acknowledgements exchanged, glasses clinking in toasts to lost friends, war and peace stories inevitable.
"If we were all fucking instead of fighting the world would be a much better place," Frank barked, the fat man echoing his words, others around him forcing smiles.