(Chapter 17)
"Playground of Delights" (circa-1986)
When he told his brother Frank he was going on holiday to Spain with his friend Chris Hall he wasn't surprised to see him in the departure lounge at Newcastle Airport but he didn't expect to see him carrying his seen-better-days forces suitcase.
The roar of the Rolls Royce engines in reverse thrust and the shudder of friction brakes providing deceleration signalled that the Boeing 747 Jet had landed in Malaga Airport.
After a fanfare of applause from anxious passengers, one of the cabin crew opened a pressurised door while the chief stewardess thanked everyone for flying with British Airways, reminding passengers to remove all their hand luggage and belongings from the overhead compartments before disembarking from the aeroplane.
Impatient holiday makers hastily unbuckled safety belts and lifted from seats, pulling their baggage carelessly from overhead compartments, a human tide of people hustling in the aisle, preparing to do battle with each other, elbows against elbows, pushing and shoving, as if their very survival depended on them being one of the first to escape through a small hole in the side of the cabin.
A stream of eager passengers descended from the aeroplane, their footfalls clanging in a noisy rhythm against the portable steel stairs, the intense heat of the mid-day sun and the watery hot air mixing with the smell of aviation fuel greeting them on the macadam surface.
By the time they reached the terminal building they were bathed in a sea of humidity.
The taxi drive from Malaga airport to Marbella would normally take just over an hour, but with a maniac behind the steering wheel, weaving aimlessly through traffic at fear inspiring speed, ignoring traffic lights and finger gestures from other motorist, the journey took less than forty-five minutes.
The Palm Beach Hotel was everything and more that the holiday company had described in their advertising literature. Air-conditioning bedrooms with panoramic views over the Mediterranean Sea, two swimming pools, coloured fountains and water sculptures all set within private landscaped gardens.
With a compulsion for sleepwalking and a fear of heights, Chris claimed the bed farthest away from the sliding doors to the balcony. After unpacking his suitcase he walked onto the terracotta balcony to take in the views over the Puerto Banus Marina.
An impressive arrangement of smaller crafts nestled in the blue water next to bigger and more prestigious boats. A luxury cruise ship sat motionless on the horizon. Sailboats charged in the breeze. A long pointed speedboat with a tanned man at the wheel and a gaggle of teenage girls wearing micro-bikinis flew by.
Life on the Mediterranean Sea seemed so exciting.
"That'll do for me," Frank chirped from the adjoining balcony, wearing nothing but a pair of socks, pointing a finger at a magnificent luxury motor yacht heading slowly into the harbour, pulling on a cigarette and flexing his muscular forearms, the tattoos on his arms mementoes of his many tours in Northern Ireland and the Middle East, the ugly scar on his left thigh a cruel reminder of a piece of shrapnel that ended his career in the British Armed Forces.
"Rich bastards," Frank added, watching a smart waiter skipping around the deck serving food and drinks to eight people on a smoked glass table at the stern of the boat, a speed boat with six young girls aboard circling the launch, zigzagging in the swirling wake, the white spray from the sea splashing over the boat.
"If we stare long enough we might get an invite to lunch," Frank mocked, blowing smoke over the balcony. "We'll gate crash later. After we've had a few drinks," he grinned.
"Where's Chris?" Frank asked.
"Vertigo," he replied, placing his hand on his brow and feigning nausea.
"It's only seven fucking stories," Frank sniggered, pulling on his cigarette and scratching his balls, his suggestion to shower and change into fresh t-shirts and shorts and take a leisurely stroll along the sea front getting Chris on his feet.
Weaving their way through a knitted maze of never ending streets, music ringing out from the many bars and restaurants, the streets buzzing with an electric mix of vibrant tourists all anxious to spend their hard earned cash, rubbing shoulders with young people, old people, rich and poor, street sellers, artists, touts and beggars, the heat becoming unbearable, the mere mention of the air-conditioning inside the Palm Beach Hotel and a welcoming cold beer at the bar prompting an urgent change in direction.
A smart young man behind an impressive circular bar in the Palm Beach Hotel greeted them like long lost friends. "Ramon Cortez," he smiled, pointing proudly at the nametag pinned to his black waistcoat, wiping a cloth across the counter before placing mats in front of them.
Sitting on stools at the bar, nursing cold drinks, settling into the holiday mood, discussing their plans for the coming week, their conversation interrupted by the sudden commotion of a middle-aged fat man crashing through a door, his dark leathery appearance synonymous with someone who had spent too much time in the sun, a breathless voice announcing to the bar manager that his corporate clientele had arrived.
The fat man paused to catch his breath and light a cigar, making motioning gestures with his hands until he could operate his mouth, his light blue t-shirt stretching over a huge stomach, a brown leather belt struggling to hold up a pair of knee length khaki shorts, white socks hanging limp over Jesus sandals, a tattoo of a dragon running the entire length of his left arm, eight stubby fingers featuring gold sovereign rings and a Rolex Oyster Perpetual gold watch strapped to his wrist.
An entourage of charismatic people of mixed ages and gender followed him into the room.
Six blonde Barbie wannabe-famous-dolls, all in their early-twenties and all wearing the same white t-shirts displaying the corporate logo of 'Millio Sports & Leisure' across their pert young breasts laughed and giggled as they entered the room.
Slim and curvaceous and sleek as cats, strutting around the room in well-rehearsed model walks, swaying their hips suggestively, flaunting their hour-glass figures to perfection, their nothing-to-hide sprayed-on lycra shorts attracting inquisitive eyes.
Two gay men walked into the room holding hands, their dazzling white teeth smiling lovingly at everyone in the room. One of them was dressed in a smart pink suit with a red flower attached to the lapel, his jet black hair heavily gelled, pulled tight over his head and tied in a neat pony tail at the back.