'And you, of tender years
Can't know the fears your elders grew by'
Graham Nash - 'Teach Your Children'
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Oysters are wonderful things, cheap and nutritious. So versatile. You can eat them fresh or pickled. You can cook them with other things. Beef and Oyster Pie or Mutton and Oyster Stew. The poor people of London, Essex and Kent can't get enough of them. Obviously, the rich people of London, Essex and Kent wouldn't be seen dead eating them because the poor people eat them.
Lucky Howlett wasn't born Lucky. He was born Rolf but everybody called him Lucky because he was, well in a word, Lucky.
He was very competitive and would win at everything. Consequently, in time, he expected to win at everything. Not only winning but making a profit from winning. Not only making a profit from winning but making a profit from nearly everything he did.
About the only thing he didn't make a profit from was marrying Rose Handsome.
Rose wasn't born Handsome. She was born Rose Boggins. But right from her earliest days everyone agreed that she was lovely. Not just in looks but in grace and demeanour too. As a young girl she would turn heads. Even crabby old women who wouldn't agree with anyone on anything on principle all agreed that Rose was going to be a great beauty when she reached womanhood. They also agreed that she could marry any one of the most eligible men in Dorset
When Rose Boggins reached womanhood she became Handsome. She did this by marrying a young sailor called Bas Handsome.
Isn't love strange?
Bas had little to offer Rose. A small boat and a small rented cottage were all that Bas could bring to the marriage. All that Rose could bring to the marriage were her great beauty and her loving heart. Things that are easily worth as much as a small boat and a small rented cottage.
For twenty-five years of married life was hard for them both.
For Rose there was the constant worry that Bas wouldn't be able to get enough work to put food on the table or pay the rent. For Bas there was the constant worry that Rose would wake up one day and realise that she could have done better.
For twenty-five years Bas grafted long and hard and always got enough work to put food on the table and pay the rent.
For twenty-five years Rose kept her loving heart and never once doubted that she was right to give herself to him fully, body and soul.
Many men coveted her and many men tried to steal her away but all failed. Their promises of fortune meant nothing to this steadfast woman. Rose's virtue only added to her attractiveness because men always desire the unattainable.
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Lucky Howlett had no time for love.
Sex, now that was a different matter. Lucky never asked their names. He wasn't hanging around long enough for introductions. He just left his fluid calling card and a whole load of regret.
Lucky bought a small boat at the same time as Bas Handsome. But Lucky, being Lucky, on the very day that he first went aboard her at Bridport Harbour he was accosted by a rich merchant.
"If you can get me to Jersey quickly I will give you a Gold Sovereign. My father is dying and I must see him before he leaves this world," explained the merchant.
He was lucky, the winds were with him and the man got to see his dying parent in time.
Lucky stayed on Jersey overnight at an inn in the village of Gory. The next day he was astonished to see the scale of the Oyster Harvest. Vast quantities were extracted from the shallow waters between the island and Normany. What amazed him even more was the fact that those dredging the oysters from the sea weren't Jerseymen but workers shipped in mostly from Hampshire.
That evening in the inn Lucky fell into conversation with an 'og. "So, what happens to all these oysters," he asked.
"London! They can't get enough of them. The good ones goes straight to be eaten. The little buggers gets put into the Thames beds to be fattened up," explained the 'ampshireman.
"Get yourself a bigger boat and you could get in on the Thames transport game. There's money to be made," he went on.
"I have a better idea," said Lucky.
He spent a couple of days asking around and bending an ear or two and finding out who was who and what was what.
As luck would have it the merchant M. Huître, who he had brought over, wanted to go back. As he wasn't in so much of a hurry this time, he offered Lucky five bob to take him.
If Lucky had charged him nothing it would still have been one of the luckiest things that he'd ever do. Because of the funny way they do things on the Channel Islands, M. Huître's father had the ancient hereditary title of 'Grand Mollusc Wizard' or some such silly name. The merchant had inherited said title on the death of his father.
Lucky told him that he would like to take a boatload directly to Bridport Harbour once a week during the Oyster Season. He thought that they would go down well with the poor people of Dorset.
The 'Lord High What's His Face', or whatever he's called, said that Lucky was lucky as that was something he could arrange for him. In half a sparrow's fart they agreed how much of a backhander his Thinginess would get. Even with this cost, Lucky felt that he was lucky.
Lucky bought a bigger boat.
Having a bigger boat meant that when he wasn't bringing oysters from Jersey he could transport rope from the ropewalk in Bridport to shipyards all along the south coast. Bridport was famous for the quality of its hemp rope. Lucky was lucky, he greased the palms of the right people and got the best contracts.
Strange as it may seem, Bridport Harbour is not very close to Bridport. It is about two miles to the south. Tranters had to haul goods back and forth between the two places on their huge carts.
As soon as he could Lucky bought two huge carts.
Over the next twenty-five years the trade made him an absolute fortune.
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After twenty-five years of marriage Bas did what so many sailors had done before him, he drowned at sea.
The lovely Rose nearly died too. If you believe that a heart can break with grief, that is. Her world so steadfast and true just folded in on itself.
After a week, the wider realisation of her predicament dawned on her. She could starve to death. At first she wanted to die and if it had to be of starvation, so be it. She had no children to worry about.
As so often happens when you wish so badly to die, your well meaning friends step in to stop you.
Rose had a good friend, Cherry. She just happened to be the wife of the landlord of the Bridport Arms on Bridport Harbour.
Rose had known her since Cherry was a serving girl. The landlord of the Bridport Arms eventually married Cherry. She was of the opinion that he only did it because she was the one maid that wouldn't let him have his end away. Cherry knew that it had been a gamble but she thanked God that men are so predictable. Whereas, even God, being a man, didn't know what a woman would do next.
Nevertheless, after twenty years of marriage, and getting his end away exclusively with Cherry, the landlord now totally relied on her ability to run the Bridport Arms.
"You would be doing me a great favour if you came and worked at the pub. You are still the best looking woman in South Dorset. Men would fall over themselves to see you behind the bar," Cherry said.
Rose knew that Cherry was being very kind to her but she had her reservations. "I hear that a lot of serving girls are expected to show favours to the customers at some inns," she said.
"I have none of that sort of hanky panky at my pub." said Cherry, "Mainly because I know what goes on in those establishments.
"It starts off with the girls sucking cocks and then one night they get so busy that the landlord fears that he'll lose custom if his patrons are let down so he suggests that it wouldn't hurt if the landlady helped out, Next thing you know you're on your hands and knees with a sailor on your arse and your tits swinging in the wind."
"Cherry!" gasped Rose.
"What?" Cherry went on. "Anyway it doesn't happen at the Bridport. I only want you behind the bar. At fortyish, I expect to get groped occasionally but I don't want you to put up with it. Well, not until your right hook improves anyway. Please say you'll take the job."
Rose only pretended to be shocked. Really she loved it that Cherry said things that other people only thought. The landlady often had her in stitches with her tales of what whores and harlots got up to. She wouldn't like people to know but she had sometimes tried them out on Bas.
He would simply laugh and say, "Thank you very much. You've been talking to Cherry again."
She would never tell anybody, because it wasn't seemly for a respectable woman to have those sorts of feelings, but Rose had taken great joy from sex. Of course she pretended that she only indulged in the more bizarre things to please Bas but she enjoyed them as much as him. Oh God how she missed his cock.
Rose did go and work at the Bridport Arms. And Rose was grateful to her friend.
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That's when Lucky came into Rose's world.
Lucky liked to gamble and Lucky expected to win. He would gamble on anything but most of all he liked to play Three Card Brag. He liked it because he could afford to brag big and when the players vyed, poorer men often wouldn't be able to keep up with him.
Lucky being Lucky he invariably won.