AUTHOR'S NOTE
-To my loyal readers, I apologize for not posting a story for 3 months. I've been busy and...ah, you don't want to hear the sordid details of my horrible life, you want to know when I'll be posting again! I'll be submitting the conclusion to this chapter in the next few days (I promise) and then another full chapter very soon. Thank you for your patience, and please let me know if you like this latest tawdry episode.
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I thought that the day after my meeting with Bridget's father would be a relative cakewalk. True, Bridget herself was pretty pissed at me because she thought I was still interested in fucking her mother, which I wasn't. But when you compare that to sucking myself off for her father's entertainment, which is what happened the day before, dealing with a ticked-off female should be no big deal.
So when the phone rang while I was disposing of my morning cereal I didn't think much of it. Mom answered it and I kept my mind on my Cheerios. That is, until she said, "Oh, hello Elaine." I lifted my head, figuring that the sexy older woman on the phone was calling for me. But she wasn't. Mom listened for a few moments and said, "Oh...really...that's surprising...really..."
"What?" I asked.
Mom shook her head. She listened a bit more, then said, "He did it too? That's terrible. I'll make him apologize and..." Again there was a piece of the conversation I missed. I got to my feet. "What?" I demanded.
Mom covered the receiver and hissed, "It's none of your business!" She walked out of the kitchen, leaving me standing and straining to hear. Dad came in and said, "What's for breakfast?"
"Huh? Uh, cereal."
"Great!" He assembled a bowl, grabbed the sports page, and started chowing down. I went back to my own cereal and waited for Mom to return. It took about five minutes, and when she did, she looked like the cat who swallowed the canary.
Dad said, "Good morning," without turning around. He was reading about the Pirates' three-game winning streak when Mom said, "Honey, could I speak to you for a second?"
He looked up. "What? Sure, go ahead."
Mom smiled. "Alone."
Dad looked at me, then back to her. "Um, yeah, OK." He looked as confused as me as he got to his feet and followed Mom out of the room. I got to my feet, about to protest, when Mom said, "Your cereal is getting soggy."
I sat there eating cereal and not tasting it, wondering what the hell was going on. They were gone for about five minutes, long enough for me to decide that it couldn't be THAT bad. I mean, I hadn't done anything horrible lately. Well, that wasn't true. The other day, while having sex with Elaine, I had made the pretty horrible mistake of calling out Bridget's name when I came. But I thought Elaine had forgiven me for that insult, so...it couldn't be that.
Whatever it was, when my folks came back to the kitchen my worries kicked it up another notch. Mom wore a smile so smug it made me itch all over, and Dad...Dad looked like he'd just been hit in the forehead with a hammer. His jaw hung loose, his eyes floated aimlessly, when he sat back down he tried eating his cereal with a knife.
"What the hell's going on?" I asked.
"Nothing," Mom said.
"Guff," said Dad.
"Bull. Elaine calls, there's a secret powwow, and now Dad looks like he saw a ghost."
"He's fine," Mom said.
"Look at him! Are you having a stroke, Dad?"
"Wubble," he said.
"You're going to be late for school," Mom said, her voice light and sweet.
"I'm not going to school until you tell me what's going on."
"Guhhhh," guhhed Dad.
Try as I might, I didn't get any more info out of them before I left. I thought long and hard about ditching school and driving straight to Elaine's to demand an explanation, but if she refused to talk, or even answer the door, what then? I was so preoccupied with this new threat to my equanimity that I forgot all about the other dark cloud on my horizon, a certain blonde goddess who intercepted me on the way to the cafeteria.
"I need to talk to you," she said, catching me totally off guard. I was expecting kicking and scratching, not a powwow. I went through the lunch line and gathered my nuts and berries and sat down across from her in the little booth I was coming to think of as our own. "I did something terrible last night," she said.
I thought she was referring to the little scene outside my house, when she accused me of still wanting to fuck her mother, so I said, magnanimously, "No, it was no big deal, really. I can understand you being a bit jealous, I mean, Julia is..."
She slammed her palm on the table and leaned forward. "It's not that, you asshole," she hissed. "I meant every word of that. But after I left I went over to Elaine's. I wanted to, um, I wanted to talk to her."
"Talk," I said sarcastically. "Sure."
"Shut up. Like you're Mr. Self-Control."
TouchΓ©. "What happened?"
She leaned back, and when she did, I could see the points of her nipples standing out against her pale yellow blouse. "We...we were making love, and I did something I shouldn't have."
"What?"
She reached over, grabbed my milk, and took a sip. "I was lying on the bed, my legs spread, and Elaine was going down on me. She was licking me and sucking on me but she wouldn't make me come. She said she wanted me to relax, so she just nibbled at me, these little teasing licks."
I took the milk and gulped. "Go on."
"She rolled me over and made me go on all fours and slid underneath me and licked me that way. I begged her to 69 with me but she said she wanted to concentrate on how good I tasted."
I took another swallow of milk and Bridget snatched the carton out of my hand and took a swig herself. "What happened then?" I said, breathless.