"My niece is coming to visit next week."
"Does she like baking too?"
My neighbour chuckled in a dirty fashion in response.
My sexual adventures with the old lady next door had begun when I had baked her some cookies as a thank you for shovelling my snow. She was 80ish. I was in my 50s, but my health troubles prevented me from keeping up the outside of my house. I was very grateful for her unrequested assistance. Once the snow had cleared, she had cleaned my yard, cleared and replanted flower beds and cut the grass regularly. Every week, I brought her some baking. Each delivery led to kinky sex.
Old ladies could be sexy too. This conversation was taking place in her bedroom after we had played with her toys, bringing her to multiple orgasms and giving me climactic quakes even though I could not gush great gobs of goo anymore.
"How old is she?"
Just my luck, the niece would be some late in life surprise offspring of a much younger sibling, a gangly adolescent who would eat her aunt out of house and home, but just get in the way of fresh sexual exploits.
"She just turned fifty. Her husband gave her a divorce for her birthday, so she wants a change of scenery for a while."
"Strange birthday present. Was she cheating on him? Or did he trade her in on a younger model?"
"No, he lost interest in sex like you after some health problems. Unlike you, none of the tricks I could teach her revived his performance."
"So now she's being a secret slut like her aunt?"
"Not yet. She's really depressed about the lack of interested men on the dating sites. I promised that if she came for a visit, I would cheer her up."
"Like you cheer me up?"
She rewarded me with another throaty chuckle.
"I hoped that you might bring her some baking."
"You know how I love to bake."
Another chuckle led to another tussle. She had given herself an enema, so I was pleased to be able to rim her rosebud with my tongue while I explored her labia with my fingers. Soon, her fluids began to flow again.
I worked my tongue down the groove between her butt cheeks and slurped up her cunt juice. She was living proof that not all old ladies dried up and got all dusty. She executed a gymnast like turn over, sliding one leg above my head and along my back. I saw that her clit was erect and throbbing hungrily.
She grabbed me by my hair and brought my teeth to that pearl. In the past few months, I had learned how to just tease her with the tips of teeth, building the tempo, timing it as her breathing got ragged. Then I thrust three stiff fingers deep up inside her love tunnel, triggering her orgasm. Her hips bumped rapidly up and down against the mattress until finally she settled down to catch her breath.
I rested with my head on her hip, my breath warming her clit. Normally, that would start another tussle, but she surprised me by leaping out of bed.
"You better rest up until she arrives Tuesday."
I took the hint and gathered up my clothing, collecting my empty baking container off the kitchen counter as I dashed across our back yards still only half dressed. No neighbours were able to see me, not that the old lady next door would really care.
The next few days dragged by. I caught up on my reading, and Netflix. There was no sign of the old lady next door. Our baking-based romance required that she do something for me to reward her, so I waited, and rested, as instructed.