When Julie and I first started going out together we were both quite inexperienced. I'd had a couple of girlfriends at school, but I'd only had sex with one of them. So here I was, a 19-year old in a new job, raging with hormones, and this pretty girl on the other side of our big open plan office kept gazing in my direction, then turning away blushing if I caught her eye. That was Julie Robinson. Petite, short neat red hair, a nubby freckled nose, and just 18. We actually spoke to each other for the first time in a pub, celebrating a colleague's birthday, and on our first date a few days later she told me she'd had two boyfriends at school, but she had never had sex. That changed on our third date, a hurried standing-up shag in the alley behind the cinema. Well, after we'd been out a few more times, and had lying-down sex a couple of times on the local park, we decided we were getting on well enough that she wanted to introduce me to her parents.
So, very nervous, I went round for tea one afternoon. Her dad was a very quiet chap, didn't make much of an impression really, just nodded at me and smiled then went back to reading the paper. Her mum, on the other hand, made quite an impression. She had the sort of loud voice it's difficult to ignore, and immediately embarrassed Julie and me by greeting us with "So Jules, this is the bloke you keep going on about. Blimey, you didn't tell me what a hunk he is!" Diane, as she told me to call her, was big in every sense. She had red hair like Julie, but masses of it. She was as tall as me β five-feet ten β and statuesque, big boobs, wide hips and a big backside. Of course, that was exaggerated by the fact that she was several months pregnant at the time. She was 39 years old, and 'the lump' as she called it would be her third child, after Julie and her 11-year old brother. I found Diane a bit overpowering, but she gave us a very nice tea and I began to feel quite welcome in the Robinson household.
There was one slightly awkward moment. When she poured me some coffee Diane leaned over me from behind, and I felt a soft pressure on my shoulder. I turned my head β and found myself looking straight down her blouse at a couple of huge bare breasts, with massive brown nipples. I could clearly see everything! Thinking about it later, I was sure I would have noticed if Mrs Robinson hadn't been wearing a bra when we first arrived. Julie didn't seem to notice a thing, fortunately, but my cock suddenly felt like a tent pole in my underpants.