Dana had been a paramedic for many years and thought he had heard and seen it all. That all changed while doing a routine transport from the county nursing facility to a dialysis center.
It was a warm summer day with the sun shining brightly. A few cumulus clouds drifted lazily across the cheerful blue sky. This was the time of year when being a paramedic was the best job in the world. Cruising the strip and looking at girls, lunch at a sidewalk hot dog cart, ice cream dessert and low call volume made for low stress days.
As much as he hated the scut work, Dana was smiling as he and his partner wheeled the pleasant little old lady out to the ambulance. She wasn't really that old, 58 just seemed old to the 21-year-old paramedic. Her kidney disease had made her look much older, but she was polite and friendly. When she felt the summer breeze on her face, Shirley lit up like a neon sign.
"I love the summer," she said as Dana and his partner loaded the gurney into the ambulance, "I wish you could just tow me over there behind the van."
"The nice people like you are not the ones that I want to do that to," Dana said as he climbed into the ambulance and took his seat on the bench. Dana's partner laughed as he closed the doors.
As the ambulance pulled out of the driveway, Dana assessed Shirley's vital signs, listened to her lungs and checked her pupils. He made small talk while he completed these tasks and started to write his patient report. And then it happened.
"You're a strong looking Lad," Shirley said, "Do you have a big Cock?"
Dana was sure he had heard wrong so he looked at Shirley's smiling face and said, "I'm sorry ma'am, I wasn't listening. What did you say?"
"You heard me all right," She said, "I could tell by the look on your face. Pull it out and let me see it."
"I could get fired and lose my license just for talking about this with you. I am certainly not going to wave it in your face and end up in jail!"
"You don't get sent to jail," she told him, "for letting a horny woman give you a blow job."
"I think you should go to sleep." Dana was very uncomfortable with the conversation. He became even more uncomfortable when he realized that his patient was staring at his crotch. He tried to ignore her and concentrate on his paperwork. His brain was not cooperating, nor was his penis, as thoughts of this little old lady sucking his cock started to give him an erection.
"Pitching quite a tent for a guy who wants me to go to sleep," Shirley observed as she licked her lips in the sexiest way she could. "At least show it to me, make an old lady happy, would ya?"