I have to change the names involved in this story, because it is a true one and some of you would recognize the individuals involved.
Oh, hell, you might anyway.
I was a shade over 30 at the time, between women and looking. My little far too young redheaded wife was gone one night when I came home.
I can't really say I didn't expect that, we were either fucking or fighting, nothing at all in between.
I could say I didn't give a shit that she was gone but I would be lying about that, the truth is that something about her, the way she walked, looked, smelled and acted had me hard as a rock most of the time.
The rest of the time I was mostly yelling at her and trying to control her, it seems that if she got close to anything male her legs spread, it was like she had no control over that.
So I did my best to screw her into total submission, but it couldn't be done.
Finally she was gone, I told myself fuck her and took a shower, headed out for the topless bar I liked out on Portland's east side.
What I didn't know was that night they had an amatuer contest going on, gals right out of the audience got up and did their thing. Now most of them were dancers in other clubs, they couldn't fool me on that. Hell, I had seen them in the other clubs so I was sure of it.
Still, one hell of a good time.
Tommy Lombardi was behind the bar, I think at one time or another he worked in every topless and now bottomless nude bar in the city. He knew me in passing, I nodded and he set my drink on the bar.
I tipped him a buck like always and shouldered my way up to the stage, danged if just then some guy didn't get up to leave and I was quick and sat down. I got griped at by a guy who had been waiting but I am 6' and around 240 pounds so one look at him shut him up.
I sat there and sucked on my whisky and coke and watched a skinny flat chested little thing spread her legs so far her pussy popped open, she even reached down and tugged on each side so it spread out even more.
Oregon's laws at the time were a little bit tighter than they are now, we sometimes see people get up and fuck right on the stage which is perfectly legal due to freedom of expression.
As long as they aren't being paid to do it.
Back then rubbing their snatch on stage was a NONO but the girls all did it right along anyway.
Boring crap but I tipped her a buck anyway.
It used to be even more fun when they wore pasties and skimpy bottoms and then flashed their pussy for those of us tipping, I am not sure why that is but it's true.
Hell, one time before the clubs all went fully nude I was at the Gardens downtown with Patty, my underage redheaded wife, I had gotten her a real liquor card complete with her picture that made her 22 years old.
Easy shit to do.
Tommy was tending bar there that night, we got a little bit drunk and I talked Patty into doing a guest spot. I started out kidding but it developed into her considering it.
Hell, she was only 19 at the time and had never done anything in public, all she had to wear was her bra and white panties but damned if she didn't get right up there.
I was right up against closing and there was only maybe 10 guys in the whole place. She bounced around and wiggled a little bit, not quite sure of what to do when some guy held up a five spot.
I watched as Patty figured that part out and let a nipple peek out of her bra for a second, then she looked at me and grinned. Her panties suddenly looked damp in front and it hit me she was getting off on it.
Tommy yelled out "Last call!" and we all got a last drink. Then he reached over and turned out the outside lights. One song had just stopped, Patty was over by a chair reaching for her skirt when Tommy hollered at her and told her she could do some more numbers while he cleaned up.
He had a big shit eating grin on his face, he came around the end of the bar to the stage and said something to her. She looked at me and back at him and smiled.
Her bra came off in the middle of the next song and her panties came off in the next one. Patty was stretched out on the stage which was pretty dark, naked as a jaybird with her legs open, her pretty red beaver was sure visible, especially up close.
Money piled up on the meat rack in front of the guys, a lot of money. Hell, it was pretty darn rare to see any of the dancers completely naked back then, mostly for a buck or two we got a nipple flash or maybe a quick beaver shot.
Tommy hit the house lights, they were so damned bright I had to blink a couple of times before I could see. Patty just went with it, showed everybody everything.