After 15 years of marriage, my divorce was finally signed, sealed and delivered. At 40 years old, with no children, my ex-wife and I divided things up evenly and now, I was settling into what was once our vacation home overlooking a pristine, southern California beach near Malibu. Both of us had busy lives as international consultants and had done very well financially, so the sprawling 4000 square foot home, complete with a large pool and hot tub, was hardly a downgrade.
My new, permanent home was a favorite destination for my extended family to visit on vacation, which wasn't always good news. Such was the case when my brother from the San Francisco Bay Area contacted me to see if his son, my nephew, could come visit with his girlfriend. Timmy was, to most people who didn't know him, a well-educated, fine looking, successful young man. To those of us that knew him, he was a snot-nosed, trust fund baby, who drove a BMW M4 convertible coupe and earned nothing he had. The silver spoon in his mouth was gold-plated and placed there by his mommy; my brother's bitch of a wife (that's being kind).
As I prepared the house for Timmy's arrival the next day, I wondered what his girlfriend would be like. Probably a bimbo, spending hours in front of the mirror primping herself for the world to see. Guessing she'd be caught up in the latest episode of some brainless reality TV show and I imagined our conversations leaving a taste in my mouth like drinking Coke syrup directly.
My phone buzzed with a text message from a flight attendant, Tammy, I had met on a recent international flight "Hey baby XOXO"
I texted back, "What's up beautiful?"
Tammy: "Guess what? I am flying into town tomorrow night. My co-worker Cathy are looking for a hot tub to soak in and maybe a soft bed to sleep on."
So here I was with my fucking idiot nephew coming over tomorrow night, and now I was presented with the chance to have a threesome with two, gorgeous flight attendants. Female/female/male sex that would rival any porno that had been made. I had only been with Tammy once, at her hotel, and she fucked all night long and left the next morning with a promise that she'd be back and bring a friend. The texting continued:
Me: "I have my idiot nephew coming to stay. Rain check?"
Tammy: "Too bad. I'll have to see when we come back this way. Buh bye."
Fuck. Needing to medicate my disappointment away, I poured a stiff drink, dropped my clothes and went out back to sit in the pool and enjoy the very warm, late afternoon we were having. Tomorrow, Timmy and "Barbie" would be arriving and, for a week, my life would suck. The doorbell sound in the distance stumped me. Who was here? I ignored it, but the second and third ring couldn't be ignored. I wrapped a towel around my waist and dripped my way to the front door. Glancing at the security camera monitor on the front door, I saw a young woman standing there on my front porch.
Opening the door, I asked, "Can I help you?"
"Hello. I'm Angie. I'm here with Tim. He's out in the car getting his things," she replied.
As Timmy came around the corner and up the front walk, my response might have been a little harsh, "What the hell are you doing here today?"
"Oh uh, I told my dad we'd be arriving tonight Uncle John."
"Oh okay. Sorry. He told me tomorrow. Well, Timmy and Angie, come on in. Sorry for the towel, I was in the hot tub. Let me go change."
"I parked my Beemer in the driveway, but I don't like to leave it outside. Is there room in your garage?"
Catching myself from saying "fuck off you spoiled little shit", I said, "No. I have my car and my jet skis in the garage and so there is no room."
"Don't be a douche. Your stupid car can stay outside overnight," I heard Angie tell Timmy as I walked away.
Laughing out loud at her response, there was some glimmer of hope I'd really like this Angie girl. After putting some clothes on and returning to the family room to show them to their room, I began to see another reason I might like her. Timmy was dressed in his perfectly ironed, pleated shorts, with a golf shirt on and a sweater draped over his shoulders. Due to copious amounts of hair product, his hair was neatly in place and his sunglasses propped in place on his forehead.
However, Angie was a different story and not at all what I had expected. She was about 5' tall, if that, had cute, mid-length curly, blonde hair that was tossed about, and she was dressed in a tight, spaghetti-string tank top and tight yoga pants. She had very small, a-cup breasts that were "saying hello" through her shirt. The best way to describe her in summary was an adorable, organic, girl-next-door that left me wondering, "why the hell are you with Timmy?"
"Here's your room. Sorry, there are two separate beds. You can push them together if you want," I explained.
As Timmy was about to answer, Angie jumped in, "This is fine. It is perfect the way it is."
"I'm starting to love this girl," I thought. I couldn't wait to try to talk to her alone. I gave them a tour of the rest of the house, the pool, hot tub, home theater, and stopped at the bar. "Timmy, you're 21 now right," I asked?
"Of course Uncle John. I'm 25 now," he announced with a nasally, whining voice.
"But he can't hold his booze any better than a middle schooler," Angie dug in; again earning major points with me.
"Just like his dad," I laughed, "and Angie, I assume you're 21 young lady?"
"Well Uncle John," she said with a sexy, flirting tone, "Yes, I'm 23 and I'm a bartender at the country club Tim and his family belong to."
"Wow. That's fantastic. Maybe I'll take advantage of your skills while you're here."
As Timmy walked away to check out the golf memorabilia in my family room, Angie added with a devious smile, "Bartending is not the only skill I have."
"Uncle John, you have some amazing golf trophies. I packed my clubs and I am hoping to play while I'm here. Can we get a tee time together?"
"My work schedule is very full, but I can get you a time at my country club course if you'd like."
"That would be great. Can I please play tomorrow?"
"Let me make a phone call. Will that be a tee time for two? Do you play Angie?"
"No, but I'm happy just laying by your pool if that's okay with you?"
"Of course," I said as I called up the clubhouse. "Timmy, you have a 10am tee time tomorrow."
"Oh, that's kind of early Uncle John," he whined, "I am at my best later in the day."
"You suck at golf all the time," Angie jabbed at him deeper.
"It will be really hot tomorrow, so I'd stick with the 10am tee time."
With the tee time settled, I suggested we get some dinner, "How about if I run to the store and get something to BBQ; how about ribs?"
"Ribs would be amazing," Angie jumped in.
"That sounds fine, but I don't eat wheat, dairy, or spicy foods," Timmy added.