Author's note
Well, the asylum left the door unlocked again, so here I am trying to make a buck writing erotic literature. Oh wait... IT'S Free. On sale, buy one, get one FREE. I guess I'll have to keep on trucking. I write for fun. Try to keep your comments lighthearted. I'm in no danger of becoming Tolstoy or Hemingway, so DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL SHIT. My mistakes are my own. Everyone is over 18, I checked their licenses.
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The officer said, "WAIT you dislocated his right arm. This guy is twice as big as you! He attempted to hit you with his left arm, so you broke his wrist.
He then tried to kick you, so you kicked him in his, oooh, this sounds painful. Well, this fellow has been breaking in here on a regular basis. Are you pressing charges?"
"Yes, I am. You must note that he is at least four inches taller and a hundred pounds heavier than I am. And he's drunk. He could have killed me."
"What do you do Mr. Ballzak?" Asked the officer.
"I'm a semi-retired truck driver." Brad said.
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He went back in the home and found where John had gotten in. There was a heavily smashed door. He found some tools, a hammer and nails. He jammed it closed and made temporary repairs, so nobody could get in. The ladies were ecstatic. He had fixed in thirty seconds an annoyance that would not go away for months.
Brad begged off as he really needed a bit of rest. These women were determined to fuck him to death. He went home to a nice hot shower and some much needed sleep.
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Brad had been given a key and a code for the secpurity system. He thought he would stop by and surprise the girls and see if they wanted to go for a hike or a run. It was a nice weather day.
He went back in through the kitchen. He was always quiet, something told him to listen before entering.
"Well what are we going to do now? That guy they brought home has really screwed things up for us. Where we gonna find another safe cock?"
He overheard the Spanish cook and her daughter, the maid speaking in Spanish, not realizing he knew the language.They both said about the same thing. He figured he'd heard enough.
He walked in to the kitchen asking for a glass of water. The younger woman said sure and got it for him. He said Thank You. He then said in Spanish,
"Si necesitan a un hombre, me complacería darles la bienvenida!" (if they needed a man, he would be happy to accommodate them). He said, "Ambos son muy hermosos" (they were both very beautiful). He asked,
"Crees que te gustaría probarme?" (Did they think they would like to try him)?
They both were giggling and talking a mile a minute, he couldn't keep up, so he just stepped up to the mom and gave her a toe curling kiss, while gently rubbing her big fat beautiful ass. He said, "Tienes un trasero muy bonito" (what a very nice behind). Mom was laughing and smiling, he turned around and gave the daughter the same treatment, but this time gently rubbing her breasts. He said, "Eres muy hermosa!" (You are so beautiful) to her.
He grabbed both together and said, "Los quiero a ambos"( I want you BOTH) to more giggling. He said, "Quizas mas tarde?" (maybe later?) And gave them both great kisses. He left the kitchen with reluctance.
*******
He stepped into the family room. He saw four unbelievably beautiful women.
"You son of a bitch! You hurt our boyfriend. You really kicked the shit out of him. He's gonna be in the hospital for a week! Why did you have to hurt him?"
The girl was blonde and busty.
He figured her for one of Marsha's grandkids.
"Do I know you?" He asked.
"Do you know me? Because the tone and manner you are talking to me is very unacceptable. For your information, that guy was 4 inches taller and 100 pounds heavier than me. I asked him politely to leave. He could have walked away without a scratch. He chose the alternative. My survival in a fight like that is to do just what I did. Do you really enjoy a man like that? Lots better men out there. If you don't enjoy living here, why don't you move out? Get a nice apartment find someone to give you real joy and happiness."
"Wait, are you the stripper my mom was talking about? She said you were old, and you certainly are not." Blonde said.
He walked over and kissed her. "Yeah, I kinda am" he said.
"But thank you for thinking otherwise. My name is Brad Ballzak. And you are?"
"I'm Marlene Cocker," said the blonde girl he had been talking to. He shook her hand. She had beautiful blue eyes.
"I'm Maggie Cocker, it's a pleasure to meet you Mr.Ballzak. If you don't mind my asking, did you really fuck our mothers AND our grandma's. All four? In one night. That's incredible." She shook his hand and looked in his eyes. Hers were just like her sisters, beautiful blue. The girls looked so much alike. Were they twins? They were both built like brick shithouses. He guessed, 38-22-38. They were both gorgeous.
"Very kind words, but a gentleman never boasts and I never kiss and tell. It's a bit strange having a relationship with four lesbians. I guess that makes them bisexual."
"I'm Erica. Erica Gerhard. We are ALL lesbians here sir. You really did do ALL our mothers? John was fucking all of us, but only one or two a night. I'm impressed." Erica looked 'Goth'.
Erica had a slim build, and jet black hair. Her skin was very pale, like alabaster. She had dark eyes. Very sexy even if she was 'goth'. Her lips were full and blood red. He shook her hand as well.
"I'm Emily Gerhard, the runt of the litter. You seem like a very nice man Mr. Ballzak. Related to the French author?"
Emily was only five-five, but she was buxom. She was incredibly sexy. She had bright green eyes and auburn hair. Her ass was fat and delicious.
You wanted to grab it, squeeze it...Fuck it! She was so beautiful. She got his dick hard.
"Sorry, no relation. You are anything but a runt. You are drop dead gorgeous. You should never put yourself down. You are incredibly sexy and beautiful."
"But I'm so short!" She said.
"It's all in your mind. Just remember, it's not how tall you are standing up, it's how tall you are laying down. You look plenty tall in that department." At his remark, she blushed.
"How tall are you Mr Ballzak? Laying down that is?" Asked Marlene. She had a definite twinkle in her eyes.
