Chapter 1
As was so often the case on a slow Tuesday night, I was upstairs in my home office, surfing the Internet for good porn and occasionally glancing out the large windows into my heavily wooded front yard. It was a muggy night, with temperatures earlier that day in the mid 90s. And summer had not even officially arrived. What I really wanted at this moment was some non-virtual pussy, but the ex-wife was a distant memory and my go-to girls of the moment were otherwise unavailable. Story of my life. Feast or famine.
As I made my way through my favorite parts of the red-light district on the Net, my skills as a porn connoisseur were unfortunately not overly challenged. The past ten years had made the acquisition process almost boring...too easy. Like hunting deer with a Howitzer. Hell, I had gone from downloading and storing literally hundreds of gigabytes of porn to simply streaming HD quality video on demand. And most of it was free. Technology. You gotta love it.
I had been web surfing in a somewhat bored fashion for about twenty minutes when my cell phone chimed, signaling that I had a text message; the sound of potential pussy. The question now was...who would it be? I let the mouse go and picked up my phone. Well, well, well...it was Katherine. You just have to love young twenty-something females trying to "be good" while only dating one boyfriend at a time. The male flavor of the month, if you will. And I had found myself once again playing the role of the much older, wiser guy friend. Forty seems old in comparison to a twenty three year old "woman", but hey, work with what you have, right?
So even with the somewhat tedious evening of lackluster porn consumption, I did find myself horny as hell. Go figure. So now to see what the nubile Katherine was texting me about. "Bored silly David...what are you doing?" was her text message. Hmmmm. Time to kick the line a bit. "Just another lonely night at home with my computer and some online adult entertainment." I replied. Throw that out and see what her reply would be.