Seamus took a swig of Guinness & wiped the froth from his face. He lifted himself off his bar stool and said âExcuse me ladies, I have to visit the little boyâs room.â
âThe
little
boysâ room?â laughed Margaret. âI donât think so Seamus,â she said patting his large belly. Seamus smirked. Ciara & Margaret giggled to each other as they watched him walk off across the dance floor of the busy, rural pub.
Seamus was in his 50s, he was a big man; even without his belly, he would be a big man. He had a large frame with broad shoulders. He was bald on top but had a chest of thick, blonde, curly hair to compensate. Ciara & Margaret were sisters, both in their late twenties. Margaret was the more voluptuous of the two but both had very nice figures & quite typical features for Irish women, fair skin contrasting with dark, dark hair.
The gentsâ toilets were out of order so Seamus had to use the makeshift one outside. The sisters watched him as he staggered out the back door.
âShall we?â said Margaret, nodding at the back door.
âMmm, yes please!â replied Ciara. They followed, making for the ladiesâ toilets, weaving between dancing couples on their way. âWhat if someone else is out there Margaret?â
âI donât know⌠double the fun?â The two women laughed. They walked past the ladiesâ & slipped out through the back door.
In the dark, they could just make out the shape of Seamus leaning, pissing against an outhouse. He was alone. They moved to get a better view, gesturing to each other to be quiet.
âOooh!â crooned Margaret, quite involuntarily as they settled. Seamusâs fat, floppy dong was powerfully hosing the weeds at his feet, the inevitable splash-back spraying his Timberland boots. Steam rose in the cold night air. Ireland was not known for its night warmth. They crouched, marvelling at his piece. Ciara licked her lips.
He finished his business, jiggled & put his monster back in his trousers. The girls stood up.
âAh Seamus, donât put it away,â said Margaret
Seamus looked around, startled. âWhat are you ladies doing out here?â
âWell, we love to watch a
big
man at work,â she replied.
âWith a
big
toolâ added Ciara. The two women advanced on him. They each took a hand & led him around the back of the outhouse â lest anyone else came out.
âWell this is a pleasant surprise!â he said as they pushed his back against the wall. A cheeky smile spread across his rugged, handsome face. His features were rather ruddy, from years of (mostly harmless) drinking.
âMmm, weâve wanted to do this for some time,â said Margaret as she unbuckled his belt. Ciara wasnât going to let her have it all to herself; she joined in unzipping his cage, and then ran her fingers along the inside of his underwear strap. She could feel his coarse, belly hair on the back of her hands.
âAh, we shouldnât be doing this you know, I know your father,â said Seamus unconvincingly. The girls ignored him & delved deep into his underwear, rummaging around.