September, 2002
If anyone would have told me three months ago that I would be having sex with my wife's 65 year old Grandmother, Sally, I would have laughed in their face. The fact is not only am I doing it , but to be honest with you I'm enjoying the hell out of it. Simply stated the old gal is twice as good in bed as her 30 year old granddaughter.
Here's the story on age: Sally married my wife's grandfather at 15 and my mother-in-law was born when she was 16. My mother-in-law married at 18 and had my wife at 19. Sally is 65, my mother-in-law is 49 and my wife is 30. I am 31 and my wife and I have been married for 10 years.
For the first 10 years I knew Sally, I saw her about once or twice a month and she was just a typical grandmother fussing over everyone and cooking all the holiday meals, just the sort of thing a grandmother is supposed to do. Aside from an occasional peck on the cheek when we were leaving her house, there was nothing to tip me off that this woman was a wildcat.
Sally has long gray hair which she typically wears in a bun or just pinned up out of the way. She is really kind of matronly in the way she dresses. I never saw her in anything but a plain cotton house dress or dressed in a dark suit at holiday's or family functions. Nothing about the lady was flashy or revealing. She was an older lady in every way, slightly heavy with big hips and large breasts. She weighs about 170 pounds and is about 5' 4" tall. Hell, she looks like a grandmother.
Last year, my wife's grandfather retired after surgery for a prostate problem followed shortly thereafter by a heart by-pass. They sold their house in town and bought a smaller house at a lake about 75 miles from town. Gramps continued to work a little on a consulting basis for the engineering company he spent 30 years working for.
Gramps spent a lot of time fishing when he wasn't at the local VFW hall cooking for everyone or just getting drunk. Sally spent her time working around the house and as a part-time greeter at a local discount store. At Christmas last year, Gramps invited me down to go fishing with him in the spring. Hell, he insisted I come down as soon as it warmed up.
The wife and I made our first visit to the lake one weekend in late April. Gramps and I fished early the first morning and I was hooked. I had never been much of a fisherman before, but when you really catch a lot of fish, it becomes a passion real quick. The wife and I went again in the middle of May and I mentioned to Gramps that I was going on vacation in early June. He insisted I come down and fish with him for a few days. Oh and by the way, I could help him paint the trim on the house while I was there.
I arrived at the lake mid-morning on Monday to spend 4 days of my vacation fishing in the mornings and painting trim in the afternoon. When I got there Gramps informed me he had to go out of town for three days on a consulting job that had just come up. He had to leave for the airport about 3pm because he needed to be onsite in the morning. Sally was at work today, but would be home about 5pm. We visited for a while and he showed me the paint and supplies to use on the house and went over the painting job in great detail before he left for the airport.
I decided I would go ahead and wash the house that afternoon so I could start painting in the morning. I dug around in my suitcase and found a pair of gray cotton athletic shorts I normally slept in and decided to wear them and a tee shirt since I was going to get soaked. After 5 minutes of washing the house I was soaking wet. I was so wet that my jockey shorts were beginning to slide off me. Even though there was no house in sight, I ducked behind a tree and pulled the jockey shorts off and went back to work wearing only the cotton shorts.
As I stood on the ladder washing the trim at the back of the house, I heard Sally calling out to me.