Still damp from the shower, Roberta Batting paused in front of the dresser mirror after shedding her bathrobe and looked at her reflection, checking herself out from the side and sucking in her slightly thick waist while making a face.
"Not bad for a 55 year old broad," she muttered to herself as she brought her hands up and cupped her pendulous breasts which sagged a little more each day it seemed, possibly because they also seemed to keep getting bigger.
Her fat nipples swelled in her palms almost immediately, which didn't surprise the divorcee since lately she seemed to be feeling horny all the time. Maybe it was a product of her going through the change of life, but it had her going to her toy collection almost nightly and if the doorbell hadn't rung she was about to fish a dildo out of the night table and get herself off before getting dressed.
Roberta threw on her damp robe and went to peek out at who it was, and as soon as she saw the skinny geek in the tan Eagle Scout Uniform loaded with badges she remembered that she had signed up at the store to donate deposit bottles and cans, since it beat dragging them back herself.
"I know who you are," Roberta said of the kid that lived down the street, and as she checked out the nerdy looking boy before opening the door she said softly, "Why couldn't they send somebody I could screw?"
"Hello. I'm sorry. Am I too early?" the kid apologized when she saw the lady in the bathrobe.
"No, you're fine. I slept late," Roberta replied as she stepped aside to let him in, and when she saw the half full rolling cart the lad was using to lug the empties she said, "I don't think you're going to fit all I have for you in there."
"I can come back for what I can't take, because I live right down the street."
"I thought so. You one of the Avery kids?" Roberta asked as she recalled the large family she barely knew.
"Yes ma'ma. I'm Duncan Avery, the baby of the family," the nearly 6' boy said as he grinned sheepishly.
"Little old for boy scouts though, aren't you?" Roberta asked as she led him through her house to the back room where all the empties were stacked.
"I'm an Eagle Scout. 18 years of age," Duncan replied and added, "I'm in college come fall."
"Well, Duncan here you go," Roberta said as she waved at the hundreds of empties, most stacked but some having fallen over.
"Now you can see why I slept late." Roberta said of the dozen drained cases of Labatt Blue Light along with countless seltzer bottles. "After my husband traded me in for a new model I picked up a new hobby. You drink Duncan?"
"No ma'am. You have to be 21 to drink," he replied seriously.
"I know that but hell, I was 18 once myself so..." Roberta started to say but she stopped when she saw that the boy who had started to pile up the cans was staring at her and not at her face either.
The top of the middle aged woman's robe was closed by her hand but the bottom was loose and the way she was standing with one foot on the step made the bottom area part, letting the kid see that the reddish-brown curtains didn't match the dark brown carpet.
"Uh - sorry," Duncan mumbled as he went back to stacking, his face beet red and his hands fumbling.
"No you aren't," Roberta commented while making no effort to pull the robe closed. "I used to see you walking up and down the street hand in hand with that skinny blonde that works at the deli, didn't I?"
"Uh yes ma'am," was his reply as the lad tried not to look. "Brenna."
"Getting married?" Roberta kidded.
"Uh, no ma'am. We uh - aren't together anymore," Duncan explained.
"Been there, doing that," Roberta told the nervous teen, enjoying him trying so hard not to look, and even if he was a goofy kid it was still fun to be looked at.
"That Brenna girl? She had one of these didn't she?" Roberta asked as she made sure the robe was open for him to see her entire delta.
"Um - yes ma'am," the visibly shaking boy answered, his lower lips quivering as he stared at what the lady wanted him to look at.
"Figured so, but the way you were looking at my pussy made me think you never saw one before," Roberta suggested. "What's the matter? Didn't Brenna have any hair down there?"
"Not THAT much," Duncan said after swallowing hard and then after thinking about what he had said added, "Oh. Uh. Sorry."
"Don't be. After all I am really hairy down there. Blame my Greek mother," Roberta chuckled. "Not a fan of hair Duncan?"
"No, I mean yes. I mean, we're all as God made us," Duncan responded.
"Hallelujah," Roberta said sarcastically, regretting that on the horniest day of her life she ends up with a goody two-shoes holy roller staring at her snatch. "I think I'm distracting you."
"No, you're okay," Duncan said as he grabbed all he could carry and started moving towards the front door.
Roberta was a step ahead of the boy and held the door open for him, noticing that the lad was trying to look down the front of her robe as he went past her, and after he filled his wagon he wiped his brow.
"I'll have to come back," Duncan told Roberta.
"I'll be here. Maybe I'll be dressed by then," she joked.
"No. I mean it doesn't matter. I won't bother you," he mumbled and he started to pull on the handle of the wagon.
"That's what I was afraid of," the divorcee said after the kid left.
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Roberta was going to get dressed, and perhaps going out to do some shopping, but her playful interplay with the kid down the street had gotten her a little frisky, so after she had shed her bathrobe and was prepared to put some clothes on she stopped and looked at her reflection in the dresser mirror again.
"Who wouldn't want a piece of this? she snickered aloud before rummaging through the undies drawer for something to wear. "Well, obviously not Duncan Avery, because I have a hunch he'll never come around here again."
Just then a knock of the screen door and a timid, "Hello? Mrs. Batting? I'm back!" had Roberta scrambling to put the robe on again, debating briefly whether to just go out there and greet him as she was.
"So you are," Roberta responded as she went out to greet the scout, and if he was disappointed that the divorcee hadn't gotten dressed his goofy grin didn't let on.
"I - uh - emptied my cart," Duncan mumbled as he seemed to be trying to mentally undo the knot that held the robe somewhat closed.
"So I see. Well, have at it," Roberta encouraged as she stepped aside so the scout and his cart could get back to the room at the rear of her humble home, and as he started to pick up the cans his eyes were fixed on the donor who was clearly amused and flattered by the diversion of her usual mundane day. "Would you like me to help?"