Standard disclaimers, all participants are 18+ yr. old. This was totally created in my own twisted mind.
March Madness at Sea
It was a cold winter in New England and I was recovering from minor foot surgery. A previous employer requested I do a job for him. I was a yacht captain, retired to being a local relief captain and a deliveries captain. I live modestly, I had a handsome salary for many years and my two ex-wives had spent it.
The offer was to fly to Trinidad with a skeleton crew and sail his newest acquisition to Massachusetts. Normally this would be a gravy run, spring in the Caribbean and up the East Coast. The problem was 1) nobody wanted to work for this guy, he was a royal pain in the ass and 2) Port Of Spain, Trinidad was a back water port to start a voyage from. I ran through my usual list of contacts without the slightest nibble of interest. I then got a surprising message from a controversial local captain, she wanted to meet with me for coffee at a local cafΓ©. Oh, what the hell; this might be interesting.
Captain Pat was a character; she ran a charter primarily for alt groups with her mate Lydia. They lived together as a couple. Pat came up through the yachting businesses; she got blacklisted from the business because she was involved in a violent incident with the captain of the boat she was working on. Eventually she ended up buying a boat of her own and starting her own business.
Over coffee, she told me she was getting desperate for money, the previous season had been less than stellar, the bills and loans still had to be paid. She said that she could find a full crew, for the right price. I told her that I had a budget for six people including myself and there were three iron fast rules, 1) No alcohol was to be consumed from the start until we finished, 2)No recreational drugs and 3)No tobacco, including those vape things. She said that she would mate for me, Lydia would second mate and a friend Andrea would take the cook/crew position and she could easily find two deckhands, if I would have them. I've never had a problem with Pat or her lifestyle, I told her to provide me with resumes and certifications and if the owner approves we could do it.
I was surprised that Pat's certifications equaled, even surpassed mine, she had two world circumnavigations under her belt as well as six years sailing coastal New England. Lydia and Andrea both were surprisingly well qualified and licensed. The two deckhands, April and Dawn, were both experienced schooner sailors and exceeded minimum requirements.
After hard fought negotiations, I demanded taking the near shore route, which is a thousand miles longer than the direct route, fifteen days travel verses ten days travel; I justified this by having a new crew on an unfamiliar boat. I also demanded a full month's salary for myself, a first and second mate, a cook and two deckhands, health, liability and compensation insurance, all paid in advance. He didn't like the terms, my position was that they were non-negotiable, alas, he didn't any other options, he had to agree. The owner approved the crew with reservations, he told me that I would be responsible for any damage or troubles they caused.
I asked Pat if she if she would take a non-traditional position similar to that of staff captain on a cruise ship and that would elevate Lydia to first mate. It took more money out of my pocket, but it gave me more separation from the crew and transferred more responsibility to Pat. She was delighted with the offer.
It was March first when we departed Logan International Airport for Trinidad. It took two days to get there and we settled into hotel rooms, before taking delivery of the yacht.
Elsa's Dream was a 130 foot, 40 year old, traditional gaff-rigged, steel-hulled schooner, that had just come out of the yard after a complete overhaul and was freshly paint inside and out. Overall she looked in fine condition. She was well stocked with consumables and food staples, all we needed to buy were perishables and snacks.
I moved into the small captain's cabin, in the after part of the deckhouse, across from the navigation station and by the ladder (stairs) to the ship's wheel. Pat and Lydia shared a crew cabin with upper and lower bunks, up forward, Andrea moved into the crew cabin across from Pat and Lydia, the other two crew moved into the forward crew cabin.
Pat and I inspected the boat from stem to stern, keel to the top of the masts and found only a few minor discrepancies, which were easily straightened out. The engine and generators and everything else in the engine room was either new or recently overhauled, there were 2 full sets of sails, one set bent to the masts and rigging the other neatly rolled and stored in the forward sail locker, the winches had been rebuilt, the stainless steel standing rigging was all new as well as the running rigging (ropes) and ground tackle ( anchors and chains). We donned scuba gear and inspected the under side of the hull, the rudder, ships propeller and the sacrificial zincs; then went aloft to inspect the masts, rigging, blocks and other fittings. It couldn't have been much better if she was brand new.
The disturbing thing was, all of the guest facilities were out of bounds for the six of us, except for the central passageway. The doorways into the cabins were each sealed with clear plastic, we could see in but not enter. The seating in the salon was similarly sealed off as was the dining area, security tapes were on all of the drawers and cabinet doors. An extremely odd situation, but so was the owner.