Sometimes as I lay in my recliner, or lounged about in the boat, or worked in my shop, memories of my afternoon with Suze and of my day with the Maryland girls came back, and I had to really think: "Was that just wayward imagining, or did it really happen?" Were it real, the time had really flown by since it had all happened. Were it only my imagination, the thoughts of it caused a rise in my nether regions, still. Whatever. It had not happened since. Matter of fact, almost nothing had happened since.
Oh, I'd been on some dates, usually ladies who my 'friends' insisted I take out, because they 'were just PERFECT for me.' The 'shes' and I went through the motions, as a rule they seemed to be interested, but for the life of me I could not generate the required spark, and I had no second dates with any of them. Not one.
So, things had been very VERY quiet for old Ray. Work around my shop, hang with some friends at the bars or golf courses, listen to their crap about my celibacy, eat and sleep and watch TV, usually at home, alone. Boring. But I was used to it. No big deal, not any more.
On a spring day, I had worked in my shop for most of the day when on a whim, I decided to shower early, change, and drive into town for pizza and beer. As I turned off the shower, I heard the phone ringing furiously. Still dripping, I grabbed the receiver.
"Hello?" I muttered.
"Hi, Ray. This is Meg...Meg from next door."
"Oh, hey, Meg. How are you?" I continued to drag the towel over my back.
"OK," she answered. "Well, mostly. Could..could I ask you something?"
"Sure," I replied. John and Meg lived next door, and we sometime spoke over the hedge between us as we did our yard work, but we never socialized, especially since my wife had died. I did have remembrances of the afternoon with Suze, but quickly (and guiltily) put that thought out of my mind.
"I was starting dinner, you know, already had a pot of sauce on, planning to boil some noodles for pasta, and my stovetop stopped. It just stopped, went out! Now I can't get it back on. And John is out of town for several days, in a class, and I...well, I tried to..I mean, I turned the breaker on and off...and it still won't work. Do have any idea why?" She raced through this 'question' and I barely caught it all.
"So, let me see, Meg. You say it was OK, then just quit." She affirmed that I got that part right. "And you reset the breaker, right?" Another positive. "Is the oven working?" Yep, she had tried that, too, and it worked fine. I didn't even know whether she had a single unit or a cooktop but figured it was worth a try. "OK, let me do this. I just got out of the shower, let me dress, and I'll come over and take a look. That be alright?"
"Oh, gosh, Ray, I didn't want to bother you. I mean, I'd appreciate it, but if you're busy I can call somebody, like a...a...uh..."
"Electrician," I answered. "No, no, let me look. They charge a bundle. And I might can narrow it down. I'll be over in a sec."
"Thanks, Ray. Thanks. See you in a minute." Meg sounded relieved. I finished drying off, pulled on a pair of sweats and a T-shirt, threw on my Dockers, ran a brush through my tangled hair, and headed out the door.
I tapped on John and Meg's door, and she must have been waiting, as the door immediately swung open. Meg greeted me with a big smile.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" she said laughingly. "I was in a tizzy! Here I was, starving, hadn't eaten all day, just got out of the shower..." She ran her hand through her short, blonde, still-damp hair... "and started dinner, and BOOM...nothing!! Oh, I'm sorry, come on in, Ray." She turned and walked toward the kitchen, and it was then I noticed the short terrycloth robe as it swayed from her nicely-rounded cheeks. I followed the motion into the kitchen and watched as she turned the black knobs on the glass cooktop. "And see, nothing. NOTHING. I tried everything, but it just quit." She turned to me, looking exasperated.
I had not been this close to Meg in a while, and I stared silently as she finished her explanation. For a lady who had to be maybe ten or fifteen years younger than I, she looked extremely nice. She had on no makeup, but her skin was smooth and lightly tanned. Her blonde hair framed an oval face and highlighted sparkling blue eyes. Her smile was radiant, even without lipstick, and I was amazed that I'd never really noticed how attractive she was. I glanced down, quickly, and realized that I'd entirely missed the deep V forming the front of the terrycloth robe. She had the belt pulled tightly, but evidence of previously-unseen cleavage caught my eye. I tore my eyes from her and walked to the cooktop.
"Hmmm, seems like you've tried about everything. But let me look at the electrical panel, OK?"
"Sure." She turned toward a hallway and I followed the swaying robe again. Stopping at a door at the end of the hall, she opened it wide to reveal a laundry room, and I spied the panel on the far end of the room. Meg stepped aside and I made my way to panel. I opened the metal cover and immediately saw the labeled breaker. I tripped it once, twice, a third time.
"Want me to try the cooktop?" Meg asked and I nodded affirmatively. I heard her call down the hallway.
"Nothing, still nothing."
"OK," I yelled back. Real work time, now. "Hey, got a screwdriver?"
"Yeah," Meg yelled back, and I heard her rambling in a drawer. In seconds she was back in the laundry with me. "Here ya are."
She handed me a couple of Stanley screwdrivers. "That's my set. John lets me keep them up here." She beamed that dazzling smile, and I laughed in return.
"Smart guy." In short order I had the cover off, pulled out the breaker, and inspected the wiring. "Looks fine," I muttered. "Tell you what, let me take this to my house to test it. I'll need an ohmmeter, and mine is in my shop."
"That sort of like a..." She pursed out her lips and rolled her eyes up. "Mmmm, something like a volt tester?"
I laughed. "Yeah, sort of. Voltmeters, ammeters, ohmmeters—they're usually on the same instrument. Why, you got one of them, too?"
"I just might, neighbor," she grinned broadly. "Stay right here. Be back in a minute." She swayed back up the hall, and I leaned back onto the dryer to watch her. Again she pulled out a drawer, a big bottom drawer under the oven. As she rambled in it, she bent over, and my heart began to thump as the robe inched up her smooth thighs. As she dug deeper, the robe climbed higher, and I expected to see at least some portion of panties, but as she leaned over even more, my chest pounded as I saw only the light skin tones of the rounded globes of her ass cheeks. I stared, still trying to find at least the thin lines of a g-string but finally convinced myself that she had dressed much as I had—just to cover the subject.
Suddenly she popped up. "Look! I got one!" She turned to me, the dazzling smile overshadowing the bright yellow meter held aloft in her hand. She ran down the hall like a little kid finding her first Easter egg and ceremoniously dropped the meter into my opened palm. "See, smart aleck. I'm not TOTALLY helpless!"
"True, true," I grinned back at her. "And for the record, I am totally impressed, yet again."
I sat the breaker on top of the washer, unwrapped the leads from the meter, set it to measure resistance, and attached the leads. I shorted the ends together and was relieved to see the needle swing over. Great! Not dead, at least. As I positioned the breaker, I glanced over and realized Meg had pushed herself onto the dryer and was sitting there watching intently. Now I had to concentrate, because the robe had ridden upward yet again, this time giving me a view of the top of her thighs and damned near her sacred spot. And besides creeping up, the V of the robe had widened, and I could clearly see more than just a hint of soft, full, rounded breasts as Meg leaned over to watch proceedings with the meter. I heard, rather than felt, the blood coursing at ultra-high speed through my brain, and then realized I was popping out all over in sweat.
Forcing myself back to the breaker, I stuck the leads on one side and looked at the meter. Nothing. I moved the leads to the other side of the double-pole breaker. Nothing again. Odd. I touched the leads together and the meter pegged, moved them back to the breaker, and again—nothing. I was no novice as to residential wiring. I'd dabbled in it for probably 35 or so years, but I'd never—NEVER—seen a 220 breaker go completely open. But this one had, and I stepped back to scratch my head.
"What is it?" Meg asked. "Bad breaker?"
"Fraid so," I replied. "Damndest thing I've ever seen. But it has to be it." I shook my head.
"Is there anywhere close I can buy one?"
"Yeah, Lowe's maybe has them. I can run up there and see."
"You don't mind? I mean, I could go, but I wouldn't know what I was looking for."
"I don't mind, really. Let me run and change and I can be back in a jif."
A look of relief came over Meg's face. "Thanks, Ray. You have no idea how much I appreciate that. Just come on in when you get back. I'm not going anywhere. And I'll repay you when you get back, if that's OK."
"Oh yeah, sure. No problem. See you in a few minutes."