Sometimes as I lay in my recliner, or lounged about in the boat, or worked in my shop, memories of my afternoon with Suze and of my day with the Maryland girls came back, and I had to really think: "Was that just wayward imagining, or did it really happen?" Were it real, the time had really flown by since it had all happened. Were it only my imagination, the thoughts of it caused a rise in my nether regions, still. Whatever. It had not happened since. Matter of fact, almost nothing had happened since.
Oh, I'd been on some dates, usually ladies who my 'friends' insisted I take out, because they 'were just PERFECT for me.' The 'shes' and I went through the motions, as a rule they seemed to be interested, but for the life of me I could not generate the required spark, and I had no second dates with any of them. Not one.
So, things had been very VERY quiet for old Ray. Work around my shop, hang with some friends at the bars or golf courses, listen to their crap about my celibacy, eat and sleep and watch TV, usually at home, alone. Boring. But I was used to it. No big deal, not any more.
On a spring day, I had worked in my shop for most of the day when on a whim, I decided to shower early, change, and drive into town for pizza and beer. As I turned off the shower, I heard the phone ringing furiously. Still dripping, I grabbed the receiver.
"Hello?" I muttered.
"Hi, Ray. This is Meg...Meg from next door."
"Oh, hey, Meg. How are you?" I continued to drag the towel over my back.
"OK," she answered. "Well, mostly. Could..could I ask you something?"
"Sure," I replied. John and Meg lived next door, and we sometime spoke over the hedge between us as we did our yard work, but we never socialized, especially since my wife had died. I did have remembrances of the afternoon with Suze, but quickly (and guiltily) put that thought out of my mind.
"I was starting dinner, you know, already had a pot of sauce on, planning to boil some noodles for pasta, and my stovetop stopped. It just stopped, went out! Now I can't get it back on. And John is out of town for several days, in a class, and I...well, I tried to..I mean, I turned the breaker on and off...and it still won't work. Do have any idea why?" She raced through this 'question' and I barely caught it all.
"So, let me see, Meg. You say it was OK, then just quit." She affirmed that I got that part right. "And you reset the breaker, right?" Another positive. "Is the oven working?" Yep, she had tried that, too, and it worked fine. I didn't even know whether she had a single unit or a cooktop but figured it was worth a try. "OK, let me do this. I just got out of the shower, let me dress, and I'll come over and take a look. That be alright?"
"Oh, gosh, Ray, I didn't want to bother you. I mean, I'd appreciate it, but if you're busy I can call somebody, like a...a...uh..."
"Electrician," I answered. "No, no, let me look. They charge a bundle. And I might can narrow it down. I'll be over in a sec."
"Thanks, Ray. Thanks. See you in a minute." Meg sounded relieved. I finished drying off, pulled on a pair of sweats and a T-shirt, threw on my Dockers, ran a brush through my tangled hair, and headed out the door.
I tapped on John and Meg's door, and she must have been waiting, as the door immediately swung open. Meg greeted me with a big smile.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" she said laughingly. "I was in a tizzy! Here I was, starving, hadn't eaten all day, just got out of the shower..." She ran her hand through her short, blonde, still-damp hair... "and started dinner, and BOOM...nothing!! Oh, I'm sorry, come on in, Ray." She turned and walked toward the kitchen, and it was then I noticed the short terrycloth robe as it swayed from her nicely-rounded cheeks. I followed the motion into the kitchen and watched as she turned the black knobs on the glass cooktop. "And see, nothing. NOTHING. I tried everything, but it just quit." She turned to me, looking exasperated.
I had not been this close to Meg in a while, and I stared silently as she finished her explanation. For a lady who had to be maybe ten or fifteen years younger than I, she looked extremely nice. She had on no makeup, but her skin was smooth and lightly tanned. Her blonde hair framed an oval face and highlighted sparkling blue eyes. Her smile was radiant, even without lipstick, and I was amazed that I'd never really noticed how attractive she was. I glanced down, quickly, and realized that I'd entirely missed the deep V forming the front of the terrycloth robe. She had the belt pulled tightly, but evidence of previously-unseen cleavage caught my eye. I tore my eyes from her and walked to the cooktop.
"Hmmm, seems like you've tried about everything. But let me look at the electrical panel, OK?"
"Sure." She turned toward a hallway and I followed the swaying robe again. Stopping at a door at the end of the hall, she opened it wide to reveal a laundry room, and I spied the panel on the far end of the room. Meg stepped aside and I made my way to panel. I opened the metal cover and immediately saw the labeled breaker. I tripped it once, twice, a third time.
"Want me to try the cooktop?" Meg asked and I nodded affirmatively. I heard her call down the hallway.
"Nothing, still nothing."
"OK," I yelled back. Real work time, now. "Hey, got a screwdriver?"
"Yeah," Meg yelled back, and I heard her rambling in a drawer. In seconds she was back in the laundry with me. "Here ya are."
She handed me a couple of Stanley screwdrivers. "That's my set. John lets me keep them up here." She beamed that dazzling smile, and I laughed in return.
"Smart guy." In short order I had the cover off, pulled out the breaker, and inspected the wiring. "Looks fine," I muttered. "Tell you what, let me take this to my house to test it. I'll need an ohmmeter, and mine is in my shop."
"That sort of like a..." She pursed out her lips and rolled her eyes up. "Mmmm, something like a volt tester?"