1.
The Chief Engineer, the Chief Machinery Repairman, the Executive Officer, and the project manager of the Jacksonville Shipyard assigned to assist the USS
Isaac Hull
with her bobtail refit at Naval Station Mayport looked glumly at the remains of the starboard steering engine control system. A fire had damaged the hydraulic lines and the hydraulic pump, and fried the switchboard and electric motor that drove the steering engine. Without that steering engine, the destroyer couldn't leave port.
"Don't look at us for replacement parts," the project manager finally said. "That gear was 20 years old, and the design is older than that. You're probably going to have to rob a ship in the reserve fleet over at Beaumont to get 'em."
The ChEng heard his chief cough in much the same way Jeeves did to get Bertie Wooster's attention. He raised an eyebrow to the XO.
"There's only one man for this job, sir," the Chief Engineer said quietly.
"You're right," the XO agreed. He stepped to the sound-powered phone, turned a switch to call the quarterdeck where the Officer of the Deck stood watch in port, and cranked. "Call the First Lieutenant to the steering engine room," he ordered.
"I'll leave you to it," said the project manager as he climbed the ladder to the main deck. He had a feeling there was about to be fireworks, and wanted no part of it.
Although there had been no announcement on the ship's PA system, a minute later a tall, lean, blonde-haired officer slid down the handrails into the steering engine flat dressed in non-regulation khaki coveralls with railroad tracks on the collar points and a Surface Warfare Officer's badge over the left pocket, and an equally non-regulation weather-bleached khaki baseball cap with a Navy officer's cap insignia pinned to the front on his head.
"You rang, sir?" he asked.
"Good morning, Mr. Michaels," said the Chief Engineer as the "pit boss," senior member of the enlisted engineers, winced. The ChEng was a fan of
Mission: Impossible
and had the habit of conducting briefings for a difficult task as if he was the voice on the tape recorder Jim Phelps would find in odd places that sent him on his assignments. "You see before you a dead control system and hydraulic pump for the starboard steering engine. We are scheduled to take the
Hull
out in three days for speed trials, and we can't leave the dock until the steering engine is operational. The shipyard says they have no spares available.
"Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to locate, obtain, and return with the necessary parts to get the steering repaired before that deadline. Should you be caught or arrested, the Captain will of course disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Wally."
"You're a funny, funny man, sir," said Michaels.
"Seriously, Wally: are you doing anything that won't wait?" asked the XO.
"No." He thought a minute. "Can I pick my own men?"
"Take whoever you need," the Executive Officer said. "Just keep me in the loop so I can account for you -- or bail you out, if it comes to that."
Wally shot a look at the Chief, who had watched all this silently. "Chief, let's you and me take a walk. By your leave, sir?" Without waiting for a reply, he and the Pit Boss left the space. The ChEng and XO looked after them.
"Sending those two to find spares is like telling Henry Morgan and Sir Francis Drake to walk into the King of Spain's treasury and help themselves," the engineer finally said.
"Think of it as watching a female diver doing a one-and-a-half inward back layout off the 10 meter platform. Don't ask how she does it -- just appreciate the artistry involved. If anyone can get the parts so we don't miss our test date, Michaels and Chief Flores will."
Walking forward, the Chief ducked into the ship's office and came out with two cups of coffee, handing one to the lieutenant. They leaned over the rail below the bridge and looked at the water, sipping the strong brew.
"How bad is it really?" Michaels asked.
"It would be easier to build a whole new system than try to fix this one."
"Patch, you were stationed here back when we still had oil-fired carriers, weren't you?"
"Yeah. I was in the old
O'Brien
, her last cruise before she was decommissioned. We had a whole squadron of
Spruances
here to escort Jack the Tin Can Killer back then
.
Why, Wally?"
"You snipes did a lot of your own maintenance ..."
"... And the loggies never clean out the warehouses. Let's go take a look."
Stopping just long enough to have the ship's yeoman print out the necessary paperwork after instructing him to add "or equal" to the parts requisition form, the two took the truck assigned to the
Hull
and drove to the supply depot. They walked into the office to talk to the storekeepers. Lt. Michaels stopped to see the Officer in Charge to pay his respects. He could hear raised voices through the closed door, which suddenly opened.
A long-legged, auburn-haired woman in a miniskirt and heels, with a wasp waist and high-set boobs that looked bigger than they were as a result swept past him, two spots of color on her high cheekbones. She had green, flashing eyes and that shade of white skin one only sees with genuine redheads; and apparently the temper that went with the hair. She swept an appraising eye over him, pausing for an instant, raising an eyebrow and giving him a quick wink before she walked through the outside door and slammed it behind her. The OIC was standing in the doorway, storm clouds on his face.
"Bad time?" Wally asked.
"No ... no, not really," grumbled the lieutenant with the "pork chop" of the Supply Corps on his left collar point, waving him into the office. "What can the Supply Corps do for the
Hull
today, Michaels?"
"We've had a steering engine breakdown and the yardbirds tell me they don't have the parts to fix it. I thought I'd talk to you. My Chief recalled the depot used to keep engineering spares for the
Spruances
once upon a time, and I wonder if they might still be in storage."
"I doubt it, being they have all been scrapped; but stranger things have happened. Take one of my strikers as a native guide. You might get lucky." He took a copy of the requisition the yeoman had made up just in case.
They came out of the building with a wide-eyed farm boy on his first assignment, not long out of boot camp. The sailor guided them to a warehouse that looked as if no one had been inside for awhile. The lights sputtered to life and shone down on pallets of greasy parts for various ship engineering systems. Half an hour later, the Chief located what he was looking for.
"This will do," he muttered. "The control system is intact, so is the electric motor, and I can rebuild the pump if I have to, Wally. As a matter of fact, there are two of them here, complete. The tags say they came out of the old
Moosbrugger
on a DX."
"Take both of them, Patch," ordered Michaels. "No such thing as too many spares. Mix and match, and when we have time we'll replace the port set too. Less trouble that way. Is there a forklift in here?" he asked the seaman.
"I saw one by the big doors, sir, but I don't know how to drive it."
"Fortunately, I do. You bring the truck here, I'll get the hyster."
Shortly, the two pallets were aboard the truck and Michaels drove the forklift back to its parking place while the Chief and the kid slowly followed.
"Sir, can I ask you something?" asked the sailor timidly.
" 'Chief,' not 'sir.' You're out of boot camp now, lad. Wally's 'sir,' not me. What's on your mind?"
"Isn't it unusual for an officer to drive a forklift and call you by a nickname, si -- Chief?"
"Yes, but Mr. Michaels isn't your typical officer. I was his engineer when he was running an old
Stenka
-class patrol boat down in Brazil, helping the Brazilian Navy with a little problem they had in the Amazon a couple years back. When you've been shot at together, it makes a difference. He calls me 'Patch' because I'm pretty good at putting things back together with nonstandard parts so they work better than new. He does what needs doing and pays attention to regulations only when it suits him; that's the way of things in the Brown Water Navy where he's spent most of his career."
"
Stenka
sounds like a Russian name."
"It is."
"I didn't know the Navy had any Russian ships?"
"Lots of things you don't know about the Navy yet, kid. But I'll tell you this: when the bullets start flying, you'll feel real good if you have an officer like Wally Gator in command."
Back alongside the ship, Flores asked, "Well, we have the parts. What now?"
"I'll have a deck plate torched loose and use the shoreside crane to drop the pallets into the flat. After that,
you