No Ifs Ands but Butts

Not Normally one to keep score but this time I did. I think it was because of the combination of the two things I hated the most, painting and moving. Worse was neither was done for my benefit. No, a friend of ours, more so my wife's had just ended her marriage. I can't say that was a bad thing in their case as her husband was always a stick in the mud. True to his colors he fled as soon as it was decided leaving her to deal with the house she could no longer afford on her own.

He also wasn't very handy so some work had to be done to get top dollar and seeing how I was handy my wife quickly offered my services, like it or not. There was no reason to argue as I would have gotten there all on my own in time, but seeing I didn't I might as well profit from it, right? I agreed but insisted on anal as my reward, my wife quickly agreed but maybe too quickly. "No, you don't understand. Anal with Tina." (her friend in need of help) Tina was a slim girl but if there was any extra about her it was surely in her luscious ass, an ass she wasn't shy about waving around in mixed company. So I figured it was about time she paid the Piper, and I felt pretty sure it was a virgin ass to boot.

I knew how Tina loved to hear about our sex life, even those things that I kinda wish my wife would keep to herself. And Tina made the best of those, like offering me an extra pillow to sit on shortly after learning my wife pegged me the night before. On the other hand, I was known to deal the dirt with my friends including Tina too but pegging not being one of them. It was clear that Tina was far more sexual than her husband which was a shame in my eyes, and one of many reasons for their split. I felt there was some sexual tension between us, be it natural or the stories my wife conveyed.

By the look on my wife's face, she could go either way. But after thinking on it a moment she came up with, "Let's let her deside." She called Tina, leaving the phone on speaker. "Brice has agreed to freshen up the paint for you but there is one catch, he wants your ass as payment." Tina didn't let any grass grow beneath her feet, agreeing in record time, yet adding how she had never partaken in such as I figured. "Don't you worry about that, he knows what he is doing," My wife assured her.

Tina making the most of it, "But what about moving?"

Before I could say anything my wife rang out. "He will help with that but only if you eat my pussy while he fucks your ass." Tina was slower to agree with that but it came plenty quick enough. "Okay, but that is a first also for me." She confessed. My wife was quick to remind her how this was exactly what she confessed was missing in her life, and it was almost like getting paid to boot. Tina laughed, "I guess you're right, count me in."

I might have been mad because of the two l really hated moving the most. But l quickly figured out how l have the truck and a crew, they can make it quick and simple. An early day rounded out and cost me nothing as l paid by the day and not by the hour. A few gallons of gas for a slice of virgin ass was just the motivation needed. The fact was l doubled up on it with two early days that following week, never touching a brush or lifting a thing.

With the boys gone and my wife and I standing on Tina's new porch about to leave. "You guys were just kidding about the sex stuff, right?"

Where I have always been an easy touch, so there were good odds I would have just blown the whole thing off my wife was having none of that. "Yeah, we're serious as a heart attack." Then some negotiations went on between the two of them as to where and when, l stood back keeping my powder dry.

On the way home l asked my wife if this was a good thing or not, in fear it might ruin their relationship. She was quick to inform me how many a time Tina spoke of this exact thing, but how her husband would never go along. "She wants it Baby, more than you know. And l have been wanting her to eat my pussy ever since l met her." It became clear that there was no loser here so all that was left was to wait for the day and time.

It was set for Saturday at nine, but l made a change to that saying that she was to come to our place by six to have dinner before the deed. The reason for coming here was to prep correctly, not ever having anal l felt she might have not known what to do. Also, a good level of comfort could be found at home if there were any apprehensions from any of us. The fun was great but leaving still friends was what was most important.

When she arrived she was all sexed-up, the best l had ever seen her look. After some small talk mostly between the ladies, my wife took her to the master bathroom instructing her to use the enema which waited on the counter. A few minutes later she reappeared with a slight blush on her face but that is far less embarrassing than the alternative, or say the chance of it. I kept wisecracks to myself knowing they did not serve my needs.

So instead I lightened things up, talking about anything but sex or the services due during our meal. Soon after Tina was back in form, talking about how she had burned through all her batteries and needed to buy more on the way home. My wife took that as a window to bring things back in order. "Well, you won't need them tonight." Then she stood up, moved in close to Tina, and kissed her hard on the mouth. Tina showed no hesitation her hands began to roam over my wife's body as their tongues danced. My wife pulled away, "Head on upstairs you two." She instructed, tired of waiting.

We went upstairs to shower, my wife lagging. But her reasoning became clear as she watched from afar as l washed her friend's lovely body. Tine spent most of her time moaning with her eyes closed, she came to my sucking her nipples while my hand explored her clean-shaven pussy, only to coax my face down to give her pussy a more personal clean up. After that, my wife chased us out in fear of the hot water running out. Tina and l waited in bed our hands roaming while our lips were perfectly fine with being locked together. My wife joined us still damp, kissed me, and then Tina, is there anything more beautiful in the world? I watched in wonderment as my wife took her first taste of Tina, something she longed for going on years. And when she pressed Tina's legs upward l knew the reasoning even if Tina didn't. A scream followed by a creamy orgasm as my wife explored Tina's tight hole.

It was like a switch turned on for Tina, or whoever this woman was now. "I need cock, I need cock now!l She demanded. Ready and more than willing l moved between her legs. My wife took hold of my johnson and it slipped in like a hot knife in warm butter. Her pussy wasn't as tight as my wife's or say she had less control of such, but that was fine as it was wonderfully warm and incredibly creamy. Besides that wasn't my final destination, but that said there was no rush.

My wife took the opportunity, lowering herself up in Tina's waiting face. "Oh just like that." she moaned. Knowing what would be the results I leaned forward darting my tongue in my wife's ass, as figured she quickly not only came but squirted all over her friend's face. Tina's wordless response, selfishly lapping up the reward.

Figuring it was time I reached for the lube left on the nightstand, a good lathering to Tina's tight hole. My finger was met with, "Yes, please." (the perfect answer) Around and around I eased it open, then inch by inch I pressed myself into her. At some point, my wife peeled away, and I assumed to watch once again. But then I felt her hot tongue at my back door. The combination was just too much, I emptied myself into Tina's ass.

Left spent and face down join the bed, that was until I felt a tickle at my backside this time. Being long overdue I raised to meet it, a greased digit easily slipping into my wanting hole. I moaned to her finger and soon it was more me fucking it than it fucking me. Yet I did not complain when it left me, knowing and finding something would take its place. I found it even hotter knowing we were being watched by Tina, stories come to life as it were.

But then, "Your ass is mine." from a voice that wasn't my wife's. She, my wife came into view as my ass began to take an even harder pounding. With my eyes halfway in the back of my skull, "That's it, Baby, take her hard cock." My wife pleasingly said.

She sat before me feverishly working her pussy as she looked on. I inched myself up with each plunge, now within reach my lashing tongue slashed at my wife's pussy. As I fucked my wife's hole with my tongue she reached over spreading my butt cheeks for a better view and sending her friend's rubber cock even deeper inside of me.

Tina came to enjoying her newfound power and then laid all her weight and her member still deep in me, causing my end if only on the bed below. Which caused my wife to come into my wanting mouth, finishing the cycle.

Tina stayed the weekend and within it every combination one could think of. Enjoying them all but hands down the best was seeing the two ladies together, love and longing finally coming to terms. It became very common for Tina to come by, that was until she started seeing Roger whom I've been told is nothing like her ex-husband. But after many kinda secretive conversations between the two ladies I was about to find out as they are coming over the following Saturday for dinner and who knows what...