Sometimes living with danger is exciting.
I met Kassandra not long after I took up residence on Chicago's northside while I was attending DePaul University as I worked on my MFA in 2001. I had managed to sublet a studio apartment three blocks from the campus from the son of the previous tenant, an older woman who had moved to an assisted living facility in Evanston because of her health.
My new abode was the rear apartment on the fourth floor of a mid-century five-floor walkup in the Lincoln Park area. A Chinese restaurant occupied the street level of the building at 2415 N. Halstead Avenue, and there was a separate entrance to a stairway that allowed access to the upper floors. For the first month and a half I lived there I had no contact with any of my neighbors, but that changed one fateful day.
Since I first moved into my new abode, I was serenated almost nightly by loud music that came from the apartment directly above. I didn't mind the volume, because I enjoyed their taste in rock, jazz, rhythm & blues, and classical music. I often found myself humming along as I cooked, cleaned, and did my schoolwork. Still, I wondered who this kindred soul was.
My question about the identity of my upstairs neighbor was answered one morning in mid-October as I sat in my regular booth in the front of 'The Coffeehouse', a small neighborhood coffee shop directly across the street from my apartment. As I mindlessly gazed out the front window people watching and pondering my place in the world, I was roused from my reverie by a voice that sounded almost angelic asking, "Do you mind if I sit here?" I looked up to see a mass of curly blonde hair that framed the most beautiful blue eyes I had ever seen. I realized I must have been staring when she smiled, and I motioned for her to sit.
As she sat down with a mug of steaming black coffee just like mine, I took the rest of her in. She appeared to be about 5' 6" and was slender but had curves in all the right places. She was wearing skinny jeans and a faded jean jacket over a white crop top that was straining against her firm B-cups and erect nipples, and her long slender fingers were tipped with long blood red painted nails that looked dangerously sharp. When my eyes returned to those hypnotic blue eyes, I realized that she was older than me, but was perhaps the most beautiful woman I had ever set eyes on. I found myself completely captivated by her beautiful smile that was ringed by blood red lipstick that matched her nails.
She started the conversation saying, "Hi, I'm Kassandra Inverness, and I've seen you in my building. You rented old Mrs. Kowalski's studio just below me, didn't you?" When I told her I had, she said, "It's a lovely place, I used to check on Mrs. K for her son, and I was saddened when she left. I hope you don't mind me playing my music so loud."
When I finally found my voice, I cleared my throat, and said, "I'm Todd Magnussen, and the volume doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I'm really enjoying your taste in music."
She looked at me puzzled, and remarked, "Really, I didn't think that anyone your age enjoyed 'real music'."
I smiled and said, "My father is the Chair of the School of Music at Millikin University, and I grew up listening to everything from Beethoven to Beck. The only kind of music I don't care for is Rap, but I do like Hip-Hop, because they use classic Jaz riffs in their 'compositions'."
She nodded, and changed the subject, saying, "So Todd, how is a small-town guy like you coping with our great big city? Is all of this insanity too much for you?"
I smiled and answered, "Growing up in Decatur didn't prepare me for Chitown, but some of my father's students were from the suburbs, and most of the roommates I've had over the last four years in Carbondale when I was getting my BA, were Chicagoans. They filled me in on a lot of the local 'customs', including dealing with panhandlers, and riding the EL. I'm also glad to be living so close to Wrigley Field. I grew up one of the few Cub fans in a city full of Cardinal fans."
She smiled and then and pointed to the Cubs button on her jacket. Then she motioned to my Nikon FM-2 and the 35-105 Ais Nikkor attached to it that was on the table next to my coffee, saying, "Asking if you are a photographer seems unnecessary, because that 'classic' from the '80s already answered my question." I told her that my 'Baby' was a present from my father for my 14
th
birthday and added that most of my classmates at DePaul had modern autofocus electronic marvels and wouldn't even know how to use a camera like mine. We spent the next two hours talking about photography, and I was impressed by how much she knew about cameras and film. She was impressed when I told her that I did my own developing and printing in the lab at DePaul.
Next, she told me an 'abridged version' of her 'life story'.
She had been born in a Navy hospital in American Samoa in 1964, when her father was stationed there. She grew up in San Diego, had always loved martial arts, and by the time she graduated UCLA with a degree in Political Science, was a black belt Karate.
She told me a little about her brief career as a model that had helped her pay for her undergraduate degree in Art History. She finished her story by telling me how she was introduced to a 'black ops' guy at a party after she graduated, and how he recruited her for the CIA. She said they had traveled all over the world for the next decade, 'fixing' things.
She finished her story by saying, "When I get to know you better, I'll fill you in on some of the 'gory' details."
As she was leaving, she said, "By the way, when you take Dr. Kelso's 'Art Nude' class, I'd love to be your model. When the weather permits, I sunbathe nude on my balcony, so I never have any tan lines. You're welcome to join me when the weather gets warm if you like."
I watched her walk out of the coffee shop and followed her perfect ass and shapely legs that ended in brown Doc Martins, wiggle their way north on Halstead, until she disappeared around the corner. When I finally pulled myself together, I realized that I had developed a painfully uncomfortable erection during my conversation with this incredibly beautiful woman. Then I did the math in my head and realized she was almost two decades older than me.