Mark Walker was sitting at a table for four in what was rapidly becoming a crowded bar. The place had been almost empty when he came in thirty minutes before, but was quickly filling with an after work crowd.
Normally, Mark would have been facing the room but he had some work documents he needed to read and didn't want to spend any more time in his hotel room than necessary, so he had ducked into the bar figuring he would have a Manhattan while he worked. Who says men can't multi-task? To minimize distractions, he was facing the wall and only realized the place was getting busy by the increase in conversation noise.
He caught the eye of the hostess, to see if she needed him to move to free up the table but she told him not to worry. "First come, first served, right," she asked?
"Works for me," Mark replied, "but you can move me if you need to."
"Thanks, darlin', but I think we're fine."
Of course, fifteen minutes later he felt a hand on his shoulder and heard the hostess saying, "I know I said you could stay here, but..."
Not waiting for her to finish, he started gathering his papers. A voice to his left said, "No, please don't make him get up. We can stand over by the bar until a table opens."
"It isn't a problem," Mark said as he started to stand. "I can find a place at the bar."
If he had been facing the room he would have noticed how close the woman was standing, but instead he turned as he rose and ended up with his face planted firmly in her very soft cleavage. Feeling her move backward, he instinctively reached out to keep her from falling, but she turned as she backed so instead of grabbing her arm, Mark's right hand landed perfectly on her left breast. Recoiling like he had touched a hot stove, he stumbled over a chair and ended up sitting in it.
The male half of the couple had not noticed any of the awkwardness as he had been scanning the bar. "Hey, how you doing? Look, there isn't anyplace to sit at the bar so want to just share the table with us?" Still shocked from the accidental bumping and touching, the woman and Mark just looked at each other. "What," the guy asked? "Did I miss something?"
Mark glanced at the poor hostess who looked like she had just witnessed a fatal car crash then back at the woman who had a look of 'what the hell?' on her face. When she looked at Mark, they both started laughing.
"Oh, my god," he said, "I am so sorry. I should have been paying more attention to where I was going."
"It was my fault, I shouldn't have been standing so close."
"Is everybody okay," the hostess asked.
The lady and Mark replied at the same time, "Yes, fine," and laughed again.
"Okay," the man said, "you can tell me what happened when you're ready, but I'm sitting down so I can order a drink."
"Call me old fashioned," the lady said, "but after that...uh...introduction, I feel I should at least know your name since you are my new 'bosom' buddy. I'm Allison," she said extending her hand, "and this is Richard."
At the mention of his name, Richard looked up from the drink menu and pushed out his paw. "Hey! Nice to meet you."
"Mark, Mark Walker. Nice to meet you, too. And, yes I will join you."
"Good," Richard grunted. "Now maybe you will tell me what I missed."
Allison and Mark looked at each other again and they both blushed. "Tell you what," Mark said, "I'm going to go to the washroom while Allison fills you in and if you don't want to hit me when I get back, the first round is on me." Without waiting for a response, he turned and headed off.
As Mark turned the corner into the washroom, Allison looked at Richard and said, "Did you set this up?"
Richard looked up from the menu with a puzzled look on his face. "What?"
"Did you set this up? This 'meeting'?"
"What meeting?"
"With Mark."
"What are you talking about? We just met the guy. What would I have set up?"
"You know what I'm talking about. Did you set up a 'spontaneous' meeting with this guy hoping you could trick me into doing something with him?"
It dawned on Richard what she was asking, "Oh, Hon, no. I wouldn't do that. No, no, no...this is exactly what it seems, a totally accidental meeting. I did not plan this."
Allison looked hard at him as if trying to read his brainwaves to determine the truth. "Okay, I'll believe you, but if I find out you're lying, you are in such trouble."
Raising two fingers like a Boy Scout, Richard said, "God's truth, babe, I did not set anything up but I've got to ask...why did you think I did? Is he...?"
Feigning sudden disinterest, Allison grabbed the menu. "Forget it. I want a drink."
"Whoa, hold on just a minute," Richard laughed. "Are you saying Mark is your 'type'?"
Looking around the room to avoid her husband's smirking gaze Allison asked, "Where is the server? I want a drink!"
"Uh, huh, this is interesting."
"There is nothing interesting about this. We came to a bar, we are sharing a table with a stranger and we are going to have a couple of drinks then go home."
"I noticed you haven't told me what happened, either."
"Mark bumped into me when he stood up."
"And?"
"That's it. He bumped into me and it sort of knocked me backward."
Richard leaned back with a doubtful look on his face. "Hmmm, and that bump made you blush like that?"
"You noticed that?"
"Yes, I noticed that. Maybe too much blushing for a bump?"
"There might have been some accidental touching, too."
"Do tell," Richard said as he looked directly into his wife's eyes.
Before she could answer, Mark returned. "Is it safe to sit," he asked?
Allison and Richard both looked at him. "Absolutely," Richard said loudly, "sit! There won't be any hitting, but given the grievous nature of the 'accidental transgression' we've ordered a bottle of Dom Perignon."
Mark's eyes went wide and he looked from one to the other then at the server who was now standing beside Richard.
"Uh, I don't think we have that," the server said.
Unable to keep a straight face any longer, Allison and Richard laughed. "Sit, please, and relax. Everything is cool. Two dirty vodka martinis and whatever our friend is having. But, HE is buying this round."
"My pleasure," Mark nodded. "I'll have another Manhattan, please, with the Redemption High Rye bourbon."
"Two dirty vodka martinis, and a Redemption Manhattan," the server confirmed. "Any nibbles?"
"Would you two want to share a pizza," Mark offered?
"Sure, that sounds fine," Richard responded.
"Preferences?"
"I like meat, she doesn't."
"How about a Margherita with pepperoni on half?"
Allison suddenly brightened, "Oh, I love Margherita pizza. Good choice!"
"We have a winner. A large, please."
The server headed off to the bar to put in the orders and the trio got down to the business of small talk. The drinks arrived first and were gone by the time the pizza was delivered. A second round was ordered and conversation topics became deeper as the alcohol took effect.
Allison's suspicions that Richard had set up this meeting with Mark were not without foundation. Almost since they married he had told her how he would like to see her with another man. She never believed it when he said he wanted it more for her than for himself, but he seemed to talk about it even more in the last couple of years. Allison allowed him to indulge his little fantasy and even got a little turned on by it when they talked about it during their love making, but she knew in her heart nothing would ever come of it because men weren't going to want her the way she looked now. Maybe when they had first been married, but not now.
Two kids and no time or energy to exercise left her feeling like a slug. Richard kept telling her it was only a few extra pounds and always insisted he still found her sexy, but she knew he was just trying to get laid. She had a mirror and could see the bulging tummy and her sagging boobs. Barely in her thirties and her boobs already drooped. Sure, guys would be willing to fuck her because she had a pussy and they are guys, but it wasn't going to be because they found her desirable. Richard was crazy.
She was a little surprised that Richard had asked if Mark was her type. Whenever they had talked about the fantasy she always described someone vaguely resembling Richard figuring it would be reassuring to him to know he was her 'type' and Mark was nothing like Richard. He obviously wasn't a jock and probably old enough to be her father.
What Allison had never told Richard was that she was, in fact, attracted to older men. The first time she masturbated had been after watching George Clooney on ER and thoughts of mature men continued to provide stimulation when she had the rare few minutes to indulge herself even now. Mark was definitely no George Clooney, but she found him attractive and wondered if Richard had picked up on something. Plus, he seemed interested in her, and not as someone he was expecting to get into bed but as a person. He listened to what she said and asked her thoughts. He treated her like...well, he treated her like Richard treated her. She found herself liking him a lot and felt comfortable with him.
By the time the pizza was pushed away, both Allison and Richard were teasing Mark about being a single man on the road.
"I'll bet you have women in every town, don't you," she asked with a smile?
"You have no idea! I have to beat them off with a stick," Mark groaned as he took a slug of his cocktail.
"Oh, come on. In today's world with all the single women out there?"
"In todays world, all those single women are looking at all those younger single men. Even the young ones who say they want an older man mean a guy in his forties. And, the women over forty all want to be cougars. A guy like me flirts with the servers in the bars and restaurants because they are the only ones who gets close enough to talk to, then I go home with Rosie."
"Rosie," Allison asked?
Mark raised his right hand, "Rosie Palm. Always there, always ready, and never complains of a headache."