To catch everyone up, my mother-in-law, the one who helped doom my marriage from the start had asked me as a favor to copy some of her old VHS tapes onto DVD. While going through the box of mostly boring movies I found on the back half of a goofy teen movie an interracial porn tape staring you-know-who. After watching the tape several times I went through the box and found two more such tapes. I had planned to call my mother-in-law on the next weekend to parlay these tapes into favorite son-in-law status, use her favor to get my wife back home, and perhaps a place in her will (I'd say better place but I knew I was not in there at all).
Midway through the week she called me up and said that she needed me to return the video tapes. Knowing what she wanted I told her that I was still working on them. I let her stew on it a bit telling her I found something on them.
She got more frantic telling me that she was coming over there right now. I told her she could not do that as I was going out for overtime on my job since I had to pay for couples-therapy after all the shit she had put in my wife's head had caused us to separate.
"Look I copied all the tapes onto my computer, and I stored the files on-line so just in case anything happened to my computer your precious memories would not be lost." I told her this in case she thought she could break into my house. "Come by Saturday early." Then I gave her my breakfast order to be filled at a bagel place that was both good and had some notoriously long lines.
That Saturday the doorbell rang at seven in the morning, I took my time answering it. It was Ann. For all my bravado I felt a little funny, I had had seen her naked getting gang-fucked. I saw her tits, and round soft ass. And I had jerked off several times to that decade and a half younger version of her. But as I looked through the door she still had those same fat MILF tits, and though her ass was a bit fatter it was still very bangable.
I let her in, stringing her along in the agony. I sat at the table and savored my bagel and coffee. She was wearing a track suit that hugged her body just right. When I finished I went and brought her the box of tapes and the DVDs I made for her.
"Is there any more copies? You know I could have you arrested, or sue you." She said, not sounding as tough as she had wanted to.
I told her that there was only one other copy and that I would give it to her before she left, and in addition there was nothing on my computer. "However, there is a copy of your "special" tapes on an internet storage account. If I should have any problems, I will give a friend the code word and it will go out over every bit torrent site in existence." She gave me a perplexed look until I explained the concept of bit torrents to her then she looked weak in the knees.
I had her sit down on the couch and sat next to her. "You told my wife all the shit that messed up our sex life and meanwhile you were doing this?" I turned on a tape, It was Ann at a resort laying under the shade in a two piece black bikini that only emphasized her curves and white skin. Ed, her husband, was nearby talking to her.
The audio was pretty bad, but finally I heard him halfway through a sentence "...must have been tired or something. I will make it up to you tonite."
Ann scoffed saying "That is what you said the past few nights. I don't know what is wrong with you."
The next scene had her in her hotel room with two black guys who were dressed like hotel workers. One was behind her squeezing her big tits through her bikini top, the other one was in front of her as she reached out to grab his huge bulge through his white shorts.
Ed, her husband, stood on the side saying that he was going to fuck her good, later. She laughed telling him to go out or play golf or something and she was glad that it was a full service hotel.
Ann was horrified. "We made those tapes to spice up our relationship." She said, now on the defensive.
I told her that she was a hypocrite, and that she had messed up her own daughter's head with so much crap that our own sex life was all but ruined.
The man behind her took off her bikini top at the same time that she opened the fly of the man in front of her letting his cock flop out. "Full service hotel." She said dazed as she grasped his monster sized dick and started to stroke it while the man behind her pulled out his own cock and then squeezed her tits.
"I could do that." Ed whined in the background. He pulled out his own equipment which looked so pathetic next to these two giants that he had to withdraw to the side to watch.