It all started as a simple conversation between my wife and I, joking about why it was that her mother was so mean to everyone that she came in contact with. My wife was telling me that her mother had been in only two relationships in her entire life. The first of which ended in her giving birth to my wife now and a second that just ended without warning. Having had a little to drink, I jokingly said to my wife that maybe what she needed is some serious dick from someone that understood her pain and would be gentle with her but at the same time would violate her very insides with passion and lots of semen. Not taking anything afterwards that was said serious, my wife said then why don't you help her out, she seems to have place lots of trust in you over the years.
About a month had gone by and my wife was asked to take part in a speaking engagement for displaced children. She told me that she would be out of state for at least a couple of weeks but that she had arranged for her mother to come over and help out with the children while I was taking care of our business at her at home.
That very first night that my wife was away, Rosita (her mother) had dinner all prepared and the children were at the table already eating when I arrived home from the office. I came in spoke to everyone and went straight to my bedroom to shower and dress down for the evening. Forgetting that the wife was gone, I came out of the bedroom wearing nothing but my silk boxers and slippers. Quickly my mother-in-law said, "You know I helped pick those out for you, they look very nice on you son", "thank you I responded". After all the children were placed to bed and the house was shut down we passed each other in the foyer and she made a comment that went a little something like this, "Before Sharice left she told me to make sure to remind you about a gift you had for me in your bedroom"?
My heart sank to my stomach fearing that my darling wife had set me up. What was I going to do? How was I ever going to tell my mother-in-law that this gift she was so ready to receive was me? We just sort of stood there looking at each other until she said, "whatever it is son I'm sure I will love it coming from you". That wasn't what I needed to hear at that moment. It was good, but carried an awful lot of weight with it at the same time. See my mother-in-law isn't hard to look at in the lease, she's short (5' 3") but has all the right stuff in just the right places and then some. She is very religious and always wears dresses or skirts, but when she comes to visit she almost always sits on the floor with her legs just open enough to get a glimpse of what she has to offer.
Grabbing me by the arm, she led me to my own bedroom and with a glow in her eyes looked at me and said, "I'm closing my eyes and when I open them I was my gift". With that I ensured her that she would get just that. So I told her to turn around and close her eyes and when I was ready to present it to her I would whisper in her ear.