I first met Nina at the opening of The Autumn Show at the Carson Gallery. She was with Warwick Smyth. Warwick and I were old acquaintances. I'd known him at university.
'So ... how long have you two been together?' I asked.
Nina frowned. 'Together? Oh, we're not together,' she said. And she looked Warwick up and down in a way that seemed to say: Really? Are you serious? You don't think that I could do better than this?
'Sorry. I just thought ...'
Warwick grinned and shrugged his shoulders. Nina seemed less amused.
The next time we met was at a party to launch the new Canary Wharf offices of The Howard Hall Group. 'We meet again,' I said.
'So it would seem,' Nina replied. 'Are you following me around?'
'Not intentionally,' I assured her.
The third time we met was at Graham Orbach's Christmas party.
'Well, I'll say this much,' Nina said, 'you certainly get invited to all the right parties.'
'As do you,' I pointed out.
'Are you married?' she said.
'Umm ... married? No.'
'Good,' she said. 'In that case, you can take me somewhere for a quiet drink. It's getting far too boisterous here.'
'Well, Christmas parties tend to be like that,' I suggested. 'You know. End of year. Goodwill to one and all. That sort of thing.'
'Well, I think my stock of goodwill is wearing a bit thin,' she said.
We grabbed our coats and strolled around the corner to The Black Orchid which, considering that it was the week before Christmas, was surprisingly quiet.
'Yes. This is much better,' Nina said. 'Mind you, they'll need a few more than you and me to cover the overheads on this place. Perhaps the staff members are all family and are working for nothing.'
'Perhaps they are,' I said. At the Christmas party, Nina, who was dressed to impress in her black Armani suit and festive red silk blouse, had been nursing a champagne flute, so I ordered a couple of glasses of Bolly. 'I assume you'll stick with bubbles.'
'Bubbles? I suppose so,' she said. 'Probably best not to mix our drinks.'
'Cheers.'
'Yes. Cheers,' she said.
For a moment or two, neither of us said anything. But then I really had to ask. 'So what is it that makes you the guest de rigueur at all of London's best parties?'
Nina smiled. 'I'd like to say that it's because I am irresistibly witty and charming; but I think it probably has something to do with my job.'
'Which is?'
'Sales Director for KnightStarr.'
I nodded. 'Ah. Yes. The luxury hotel group.'
'Well ... yes, mainly hotels. Although these days we also have a few stand-alone restaurants. You may have read that we've just acquired Squirrel's Dray and Chaps. They'll both need a total makeover of course. But we're good at that.'
I nodded.
'And to what do you owe your notoriety?' Nina asked.
'No idea,' I said. 'I can only assume that it's a case of mistaken identity. Somebody thinks I'm someone I'm not.'
'Perhaps you are,' she said.
'Yes. Perhaps I am. Just don't tell my mother.'
The next time I saw Nina she was in the role of hostess. At least she was the
sort of
hostess. Mark Ansoff and Charlie Smith, the executive chef and general manager of the newly revamped Squirrel's Dray, were the official hosts; but Nina was pulling the strings. 'I thought that you had decided to stand us up,' she said when I arrived an hour or so after the official kick-off.
'Trains,' I said. 'Took forever to get back from Bristol. Wrong kind of snow on the tracks. Wrong kind of air in the sky. Something like that anyway.'
Nina nodded. 'Well, just don't try to sneak off early. I have plans.'
Nina's plans involved supper at Chateau Royal (where, funnily enough, the staff were unbelievably attentive) and then a short cab ride to her flat just off the Marylebone High Street.
'I'd offer you a cognac,' she said, 'but I don't want to hamper your performance.'
'Oh? My performance? Am I expected to sing a song or something?'
'Once you have fucked me, you may do whatever you want. Well, within reason. But fuck first.'
'Understood,' I said.
I have to say, when you are being ambushed by a woman who is clearly used to calling the shots, it's not that easy to know precisely what the ground rules are. Should I feign a sudden romantic inclination? Should I initiate a bit of subtle foreplay? Or should I just rip her clothes off and throw her across the nearest appropriate – or inappropriate – cock-high piece of furniture?
'This way,' Nina said.
I followed her into her bedroom which, I must admit, had the look and feel of a bedroom in a five-star hotel just after the housemaid had departed. 'I'll get some coat hangers,' she said, and she disappeared into the adjoining dressing room and returned with two polished wooden hangers – mahogany, unless I was mistaken.
Nina removed her suit and carefully placed it on one of the hangers. 'Come on,' she said, nodding in the direction of the second coat hanger. 'Or do you need me to undress you.'
Well, that might be fun, I thought. But I think she just meant that I should get on with it. I took off my suit coat, and then my shoes, and then my trousers.
Meanwhile, Nina removed her hot pink silk blouse to reveal a matching hot pink bra, knickers, and suspender belt. A snatch of an old Guy Lombardo song suddenly came to mind. 'Enjoy yourself / while you're still in the pink,' my brain said. Although, of course, it was Nina who was 'in the pink'. But that didn't mean that I couldn't enjoy myself.
Dressed in her workday uniform, Nina was attractive but unquestionably business-like. Stripped of her dark Armani suits and her seemingly endless supply of silk blouses, she was simply sexy. Her toned limbs and torso suggested that she made regular trips to a gym. Her breasts were big enough but not too big. And, when she removed her bra, her brownish-pink nipples were almost big enough to hang a hat on.
For a moment or two, Nina just stood there, her feet slightly apart, her arms spread, her palms facing towards me, as though she was waiting for me to say something. A few wisps of golden pubic hair peeped out from either side the narrow front panel of her bikini-style knickers. 'I suspect you are a stockings man,' she said.
I just smiled.
Off came her knickers and, now dressed only in her hot pink suspender belt and her black stockings, she advanced on me and slipped a hand inside my blue and white striped boxer shorts. 'I think these are going to have to go,' she said, lowering my boxers and freeing my growing cock. 'Socks too. I've never understood why some men think it's OK to have sex while wearing socks.' She had a point.
And then we were on the bed: kissing like greedy 18-year-olds; our fingers frantically exploring hitherto uncharted territory.
But the foreplay didn't last for long. Within a few minutes, Nina was scrambling for a condom and signalling that she wanted my cock inside her slippery tunnel without further delay. I was, of course, happy to oblige.
One of the disadvantages of using a condom is that it does slightly reduce the sensation of all those divine little vaginal ridges rubbing against the head of one's cock. But, on the other hand, one of the advantages is that it does slightly reduce the sensation of all those divine little vaginal ridges rubbing against the head of one's cock. Without the condom, I think that it might have been all over before either of us wanted it to be all over.
'Is this the part where I have to sing?' I asked, as we lay, half-entwined, in post-coital contemplation.