The young girl poked the old man and said, "Scoot over."
"Sure." He moved over in the booth and she slid in beside him. The old man looked puzzled when he said, "Who are you?'
"I'm Jo, your waitress and I need your order. You've seen me in here lots of times before, you old coot."
He eyed this hard bodied, beautiful young girl when he said, "Yeah, I think so, but why are you sitting so close to me?
"You remind me of my grandpa and I like the way you smell. What's your name and what do you want to order?"
"I'm Ed. Just bring me some coffee and a piece of apple pie. How old are you and why are you feeling my crotch like that?"
"I'm 22 and I wanted to see if you could get a hard on. Yep, it's getting bigger. How old are you?"
"I'm 64 and I can get a hard on any time I want, and I just happen to want to get one on right now."
"Good, it feels nice and big. Why don't you come home with me and meet my Granny. She'll give you a free piece of ass and maybe a blowjob. She's slim and very good looking."
"What about you? Do I get something from you for free too?"
"Maybe. Lets see how you do with my Granny first. I'll bring you your pie and coffee and meet you outside when I get off at 3 o'clock."
By 3:15, the gray-haired old man with a hard on was ready to give up but he decided to wait just a few more minutes. At 3:40 he was still loitering by the door when the petite beauty exited the diner, wearing jeans and a halter-top that did little to harness her ample, unsupported breasts. He couldn't help but admire the way they jiggled when she walked and her over all confident poise and surprisingly good looks. Her short light brown hair was damp and she smelled of a fragrant soap. It was obvious that she had just showered.
She walked up to him and grabbed the bulge in his pants. "I see you've still got your hard on. Good, Granny will like that." Arm in arm they walked slowly down the block, away from the diner. "She hasn't been fucked for a couple of weeks. When was the last time you had a piece of ass?"
"I think it was this morning. I live in that retirement home around the corner. There are a lot more women in there than men and most of the men are impotent. The women are horny all the time so I usually get all the sex I want. Sometimes I can't keep up and have to turn them down."
"Then why come home with me?"
"You are young and pretty so maybe your granny is too. Almost all the girls in the home are in their 70's so it would be nice to have one that isn't all wrinkled. Besides, I was hoping I could get a shot at you."
"Hum, we'll see about that. Okay, here we are. It's apartment 24 on the second floor."
Inside, the apartment was neat, clean and warm and cozy but there is no sign of anyone else.
"Where's your granny?"
"She must have gone out. Want a beer?"
"Sure"