Part 1
New to the Club
As I was sitting at the orientation in the Mature Fantasy Club with my wife Lauren, I reflected briefly on the events leading to my being here. My name is Jay. A few months ago I retired from an executive position with a corporation in the Midwest and moved to a retirement community in the South to enjoy the Golden Years. I was fairly young for retirement, about fifty five, but I had worked hard and saved and invested wisely, so we could afford a luxury town home in a golf community near the beach. My only problem was that my wife had gone frigid on me. We had a reasonably good sex life earlier in our marriage when we had our two children, but first the fear of having more kids and then the shear repetition of relating to the same person for almost thirty-five years had taken the romance out of our sex life. Plus, my wife was strictly a missionary position person. Any suggestion that I made regarding new or innovative techniques or different experiences met with shrug or that sounds disgusting. Eventually, I gave up and devoted more and more time to my work. Now that I didn't have my job interests and I could only golf so much, our sex life or lack thereof, was becoming a real problem. I was getting depressed and thinking of moving back north. Then I met Don, who became a real golfing buddy. Don and his wife, Ronda, lived in a town home, just down the street from us. Don was only a year older than me and Ronda and Lauren were born only a month apart. They became bosom buddies and began shopping and playing cards together continuously.
One day Don and I were just about the only two men in the clubhouse, after a round of golf. After another frustrating night with Lauren, I asked Don how he and Ronda seemed so lovey-dovey, always kissing and hugging. Don just laughed and suggested that they had romantic hearts. I broke down at that point and told Don about my miseries with Lauren, swearing him to complete secrecy, particularly with his wife. Don mentioned that when they first arrived at the community, things between them hadn't been that great, but then they created a Mature Fantasy Club with two other couples from our community. The Club existed for the past two years and Don and Rhonda's sex life had improved immeasurably.
"What was the concept behind this Club, Don?
"Look I can't provide all the details, but there is a meeting next week, and I urge you and Lauren to come together. In fact, you have to come together since this is club only for couples."
"Why?"
"Look, this club is for couples who want to have better sex lives. And we will only add members based on recommendations from existing members. Of course, Ronda and I will heartily support your membership. We only ask you to sign a non-disclosure agreement because the discussion will involve intimate matters."
The Club sounds interesting and I wanted to go, but I had a harder time with Lauren. She couldn't understand why we needed to join a club that would not advertise. I had to call Don and release him from my secrecy pact so he could have Ronda help us out with Lauren. Whatever Ronda said was pretty convincing, and so we went the meeting on Monday morning at Don and Rhonda's house.
I recognized the other two couples—Bill and Cecilia and Jim and Wendy. Both were in their early sixties. They seemed to be very friendly and welcoming when we were introduced.
Bill initiated the discussion with a brief background about the Club, which was founded on the principle that senior citizens engaged in an active fulfilling sex life lived longer and healthier. "It wasn't the Fountain of Youth, but it was the next best thing," he stated, pausing to general laughter.
"The Club doesn't believe in evening meetings because participants at our age needed to be fresh. There would be different events planned for each Day and members would sign up the previous meeting. There were lots of events to insure member happiness and often, popular events would be doubled up if members showed enough interest. Members were encouraged recommend and participate in different events to experience broadening of interests. Consistent with that philosophy, you could not sign up for the same event on two consecutive days. "
Some of the events Bill mentioned included: "Crème Sandwich; Double Penetration; Laid on Girls; Woman's Choice; Vigor through Viagra; Toy Story; Filling up all Holes; Porno Day; Titillation; Busty Breakthrough; Orgasm Competition; Masseuse; Male Strippers; Doctor-Nurse; Nurse-Patient; Instruction in Self-Pleasure; Orally Yours; Lingerie for Both."
The titles were-self descriptive, but he had developed a short paper with short descriptions that he handed out to all of us. It was clear that choices were innumerable and very sexually provocative, I thought. Typically, each meeting had at least two events.
Bill continued with his pitch. "Husband and wives are encouraged to attend different events. However, once per month, we require that they join one group together."
Then he focused on the Four Not to Break Rules of the Club:
"No Pain ---S and M were out; If you were Gay this wasn't the Club for you; Events from the Club stayed inside the Club; Members found disclosing information were immediately suspended. If you didn't want to do it; you could opt out without pressure."
After pausing for questions, Don continued, "the Club also had a well-stocked library of Adult DVD's to take home and an inventory of Adult Toys for use at certain events; but they were always sanitized before use. We ask each couple for a financial contribution to maintain and update. Each couple also agrees to volunteer to help out on a rotated basis. The Club has arrangements with a Doctor and a Nurse Practitioner who could write prescriptions for drugs like Viagra, that several members were taking, various hormonal creams that helped some of women, or just be available to discuss any medical issues."
He joked, "that several of our returning members appear have different skin tone and tummy shapes. Was it the beach, summer workouts, or did some of you go to the cosmetic surgeon?"
After asking for questions, Bill circulated non-disclosure forms to be signed. After collecting non-disclosure forms, Bill stated, "if Jay and Lauren are interested in membership, they have to be voted on by the existing members. They could not be accepted without unanimous approval because the club required compatibility for success. Before the vote, each person would be interviewed about his or her sexual history in front of the group. So, are the two of you interested?"
Lauren and I looked at each other. And to my surprise, Lauren nodded affirmatively. I did likewise.
Part 2
Interview with Lauren.
Bill began to interview Lauren. "Lauren, I am going to ask you a few questions to help our members determine if you should become members of our club. Are you ready?"
"Yes"
"How would you rate your sex life now on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest?"
"Seven."
"What are your measurements?"
"I am 5' 3 " and 132 pounds."
"No, I mean your body measurements."
"Oh....I am 34 25 35."
"And your cup size is...B."
"Yes."
"At what age did you have your first sexual experience with another person?"
"Sixteen"
"What happened?"
"My date felt my boobies."
"At what age did you have your first sexual intercourse?"
"Eighteen"
"When and with whom?"
"I was college freshman and I was in a relationship with a boy at the college."
"At what age did you first engage in oral sex and with whom?" At this question, Lauren paused and did not respond quickly.
"Remember, you are being rated on your answers."
"The same boy I had sex with. He kept pressuring me to use my mouth on him."
"Did you find it pleasurable?"
"Not really. I gagged."
"Did you ever have a sexual experience with a member of your own sex?" I'm sure I saw my wife blush profusely at this question.
"Well...."
"Please be responsive"
"I guess the answer is yes."
"What happened and when?"
"My sister and I experimented with touching each other. I was about thirteen and she was fifteen."
"So your answer to my earlier question about first sexual experiences needs to be modified."
