"Remind me again why you're riding deliveries with me when you could be doing anything else in the world?" I asked my best friend.
Natalie and I had been friends almost since birth. We'd grown up in the same trailer-park together. We had the same dream - to escape the shit-hole we'd lived in our whole lives. We'd settle for living in a real house but our ultimate dream was to own homes of our own.
In Drafting class, we had learned to create floorplans. Natalie and I had spent nearly every waking moment since then, designing our dream homes. Hers was a mountain cabin by a lake - far from the oppressive sounds and smells of the city we lived in. My dream house was a treetop mansion that would encapsulate the treehouse-retreat that she and I had built in middle school and turn it into something that any kid would drool over - complete with hot tub and Olympic-sized swimming pool. (I was still kind of working on the logistics for the pool.)
Both of us had been convinced by our teachers, through the years, that the only way to make our dreams come true was to go to college and get a decent job. We were poor enough that college was pretty much paid for. Our grades were good so there was no fear of failing to meet the requirements that came with the finances. The problem was affording the laptop we needed to do our schoolwork on - and making sure our moms continued to pay the rent and keep the utilities turned on.
"Your deliveries take you to shitty neighborhoods..." she began.
"Like where we live?" I asked, laughing.
"Yes. And robberies are on the rise again..." she continued.
"Which is why you have a Taser and pepper spray?" I asked.
"Yes. And you owe me $20," she finished.
"Got it. That makes total sense," I said, snarkily.
"Fuck you, bitch," she said, laughing. "Can I not just hang out with you?"
"You know you don't have to?" I asked, growing more serious.
"I know. I DO worry though. You need a different job," she said.
"Or just a better neighborhood?" I asked her.
"Yeah. It'll all be better some day."
"Some day," I agreed, checking the address again.
Finally, I pulled up to where the house should be - to find that there wasn't a #22 Concord Court.
"Shit!"
Natalie looked at my phone and back at the houses around us. The numbers were hard to read - if you could find them - because the streetlight had been shot out and nobody had ever reported it - or the city didn't care. Probably the latter. They'd probably gotten tired of replacing it every month when the newest crack dealer decided to use it for target-practice.
I dialed the callback number as Nat and I watched a few faces appear behind curtains (if you can call a bedsheet hanging over a window a 'curtain') or mini-blinds.
"Hello? I've got a pizza here for #22 Concord Court but I don't see your house."
I looked at Natalie as the woman told me the correct address.
"Boulevard?!" I gasped. "Hang on."
I stuck her on speakerphone and entered the new destination into my GPS-app.
"Ma'am, the must have entered your address wrong. Your pizza came out of the Southtown store and it should have come out of Bridgerton."
"Can you still deliver my pizza?" she asked.
"Yes, ma'am, I can but the GPS says it'll be another half-hour. You might be ahead to order again and get a hot pie. I'll call this in as an error at the home-office and you'll get refunded."
"It's always too hot to eat anyway," she said. "If you'll drive it up here, I'll tip you handsomely. I realize you'll be giving up deliveries to bring that to me. I used to deliver pizzas, once upon a time."
"I can do that," I told the woman, glancing at Natalie, wondering how much money "handsome" translated into. "Let me call my boss and let him know what I'm doing and I'll head your way."
"Perfect. What's your name, young man?"
"Max. Maxwell, ma'am," I replied.
"I'll see you soon, Max," she said, before hanging up.
"What the fuck?!" Natalie said, as I hit the number for the store.
I looked at her and shrugged.
Three minutes later, my boss was unhappy but - after checking the computer to see the address they'd entered - and then confirming the address the lady had given me - and looking back through her MULTIPLE weekly orders - he told me to get my ass on the road.
Natalie and I had been sitting on our seatbelts - which makes it easier to pop in and out of the car with deliveries but we'd have to take the bypass to get to the north side of the city with any speed - so we belted up and headed to the closest on-ramp.
"I don't know if I ever even been to Bridgerton," Natalie said, as we merged into freeway traffic.
"I know I haven't," I replied, checking my mirrors again and setting the cruise, praying it wouldn't short out the electric system in my shit-box of a car.
"You done after this delivery?" Nat asked.
"Yeah. Greg said that, by the time I dropped this off and drove back, I'd have like 10 minutes left in my shift."
"Surprised he didn't make you come in," she said.
"Me too."
~~~
Twenty minutes later, we left the freeway and eased into Bridgerton. A patrol car pulled up next to me at the traffic light and I began sweating - nervous that he'd be able to tell that I was not from anywhere around here because of the condition of the wreck I was driving. I was already practicing my speech when the light changed and he eased ahead. I made sure to stay a couple miles under the speed-limit in case my speedometer was off.
"Do they even have trailers here?" Natalie asked in a hushed voice as we drove past house after house that all seemed like mansions compared to where the two of us lived.
"I don't think so," I said, just as quietly.
When we finally found the address, I was speechless. It had a gate across the drive - with a LCD monitor and speaker mounted in the side of the brick archway that held the gate.
An older woman's face appeared on the monitor as I reached for what looked like the call-button.
"Max?"
"Yes, ma'am," I replied, belatedly remembering to smile.
"Come on up," she said.
The gate began opening even before the screen went dark.
I looked over at Natalie but she was busy, staring at the massive building at the top of the drive. I've never been to the Whitehouse but I'll bet this thing was bigger.
"Shit, Max!" she gasped.
"We should probably not cuss," I advised her.
"Yeah," she said, still staring at the building.
The mansion grew larger and larger as we got closer and closer.
The drive brought us under a covered entrance - with steps leading up to double-doors. The architecture of the house made me think of England - the pictures of where those dukes and duchess people lived. It wasn't brick; it was stone. Even in the wildest dreams and designs that Natalie and I had come up with, I had never even considered the amount of money that it would take to build something like this.
I dropped the car into 'park', opened the back door, and grabbed the thermal pack with the pizza inside.
"You coming?" I asked Nat.
"No," she said, trying to hide.
"Come on!" I told her. "This is once in a lifetime!"
"I'm underdressed," she complained.
"And I'm the fucking doorman?" I asked.
"Language," she said, smirking.
Just then, the front door opened. An older guy in one of those fancy suits peered out at us. The doorman was dressed significantly better than me.
"Max? Young miss? Mrs. Wellington would be delighted for you to join her in the lounge."