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Chapter 3- About Effing Time
I had been asleep so I didn't really hear my door open. I was vaguely aware of someone crawling gently onto my bed and kneeling by my thighs. I smiled to myself, still not really awake, but this was far from the worst time that Anita had crept into my room in the morning to wake me up with a blowjob. I slept naked and above my covers most of the year, so she could see all of me.
I could feel her lean in and her warm breath over my cock and dreamily looked forward to delightful wake-up sex.
Maybe not.
The mouth over my pressed down suddenly and blew a very loud and jarring raspberry on me. Every synapse in my body exploded and I jolted upright, shouting in shock and panic, my arms almost flailing and my unseeing eyes wider than dinner plates.
My head was still spinning as the sound of cackling reached my ears. My eyes snapped into focus and in the dim light of my bedroom, I could see Cait lying on her side on my bed, laughing her ass off about what she'd done. I gaped at her, my mouth moving, but no sound coming out.
"Omigod," she sighed, wiping a tear or mirth from her eye as she saw me looking at her. If she couldn't hear my heart thundering in my chest, I'd be amazed. "Oh, the look on your face, Trekkie..."
"Why?" I asked in a voice rife with hurt and betrayal, none of which fazed her, seemingly. I finally noticed that she was nude, having left her clothes in a puddle at the door.
"Oh, you know you love me," she said in a somehow cutesy-yet-smug tone as she knelt and sidled into me, her breasts pressed to my ribcage while her arms went around my shoulders. "You know you do."
"I must," I sighed, finally composing myself. "That's why you're still breathing."
"It's your fault, really," she pointed out, wiggling her tits against my chest to distract me while she straddled my thigh. "If you didn't leave your door unlocked, people wouldn't be able to just wander in and raspberry your dick at will."
"I can leave it unlocked because everyone else in the neighbourhood is terrified of me," I grumbled. "They all know I have swords, Chinese halberds and bat'leths lining the walls of my house, so they don't dare."
"Well, first, I'm not from your neighbourhood," she stated, smiling at me. "Second, you'd never hurt me, you love me too much."
"Gnnnrrrrrrr, you insufferable wench," I grumbled, putting my arms around Cait to hug her. She squeaked in giddy joy at my acceptance of her and she nuzzled my neck, as if she was leaving her scent on me. "Why in God's name are you here at this ungodly hour anyway?"
"I was driving by, thought I'd wake you," she replied, smiling at me. "Mission accomplished."
She then unstraddled me and sauntered back toward my door, a little wiggle in her step. At that moment, Anita came out of her room, clad only in skimpy panties, rubbing her eyes sleepily- probably to see what all the yelping on my part was about.
"Boob smoosh!" Cait cheered as she grabbed Anita by the waist and pulled her close and began squirming their tits together. Anita's eyes widened in shock and she stared dumbly while Cait violated her for several seconds before letting go, picking up her clothes and skipping downstairs. My roomie turned her head to look at me in confusion, but I was already laying on my back, staring at the ceiling and trying to calm my heart.
"Not sure I'm gonna survive you two not fucking for much longer..." she muttered before turning around and heading back to her own room.
***
"Hey, everyone," Anita said to her webcam as she sat on her knees with her hands in her lap, perched atop her plush bed. She was naked but her arms covered her most treasured assets teasingly. "So, I've got a special treat for you today! I brought along a helper! Wanna meet him?"
She beckoned to me and I stepped into the view of her camera. I was already naked, as she had insisted I be, and the only thing I was wearing was the demonic
mempo
mask from my set of Japanese armour, specifically a
somen
-variety mask that covered my whole face, rather than just the bottom half. Taking my hand, she turned me toward the camera and introduced me.