To avoid being "unseemly" by telling about others, I have written a fantasy story. I guarantee there are at least 3 total fabrications, and it IS fantasy (not me or anyone I know).
And I add the disclaimer: None of the people in this story are supposed to be recognized as anyone living or dead, and any coincidental similarity is probably almost accidental.
So this guy (our hero?) awakes at 3am Sunday morning, wakes his wife and tells her he is going to practice tennis. (Did you count 3). He arrives later (a little after 9) at Yvette's (his new girlfriend) house, knowing she has left the door unlocked and will be waiting in bed. Instead she is up and has made coffee, and asks where the hell was he at 7:30am. We'll skip the next 10 minutes where the desire to prove one is right- is tempered by the knowledge that proving anything will not be of benefit.
He has stopped at Walgreen's and bought some absorbent pads- plastic on one side and absorbent on the other- commonly used in hospitals. This is part of his plan to divert any claim of "leakage" as a reason to avoid doing something (in bed). But they are sold by the box! Nice house gift!
He had planned on adding some things to her computer, and started to do that- then was diverted to show how to use google earth, and street view of her rustic cabin in WA... and by then she had decided to move to the bedroom.
She remained in some very pretty long cotton "nightdress" without panties. She is very fat, but so is he; that quickly was a "non-issue" on the first meeting. More to touch actually. Some of it very smooth.
A reminder to shave down there, he explains that there is no way "to explain that" (to his wife).
"What do I tell her? that I fell in a vat of NAIR?"
But she explains that it does not have to be "close"- just very short. Would that all "lover's spats" be so easily resolved (and so silly?). And only recently he had been commenting about "shaving", although this will be considered "trimming", not shaving. He wonders if that will be apparent? asked about? or if trying to avoid being seen naked will be even more suspicious?
She explains the "dungeon party" she had attended: as a basement event not allowing anything that seemed at all loving- everything had to be brutal, painful, nasty... but some was interesting, like wrapping a guy in saran wrap, then cutting holes for his nose and penis. He thinks "some guys will 'put up with a lot' to get what they really want- but maybe they DID get off from being wrapped in saran wrap and having their genitals abused?
Nothing "nice" was allowed in the dungeon- and she did not go anyplace to learn if there was less brutal ("normal?") sexual stimulation going on.
When asked about her friend Martha (who had invited her to the party), she explained that Martha is a "sub", as is her husband- and he had some "dominatrix" working on him. Martha did not get involved? but had claimed to be "bisexual" and seemed to be trying to get Yvette to dominate her - but without specificity- although she said that she enjoyed "being whipped". He didn't care to hear details because no whipping (of Martha) occurred - but he did hear about a whipping that sounded like anything but fun or funny- just brutal.