A Neighborly Affair
003
Looking back, more than just the neighborhood was changing. Fred and Wilma had started some kind of construction project on their house. To my trained eye, it looked like a massive add-on to the house, including a basement. I had asked Fred about it one afternoon when we chanced to run into each other at the club. He had been a little evasive and had then given me a secretive smile.
"You and Rose will find out soon enough. I think you will find it very interesting."
Barney and I had gotten even closer after the Halloween party. I had been afraid it would make things uncomfortable. On the contrary, we were now almost inseparable, as were Betty and Rose. THe rest of the neighborhood was changing in varying ways as well. We were still a tight group and spent a lot of time together. But there was something different.
We didn't have another party until after the holidays. Some of the couples were gone to see their kids and grandkids. We spent a week before Christmas with our son's family in Texas and had a great time. After Christmas, we celebrated a late New Year about a week into January. Everyone was back home, and it seemed like a good time to get together to start the new year.
Matt and Kitty offered to host, and we all gathered at their house for an afternoon at their indoor pool. It was an enjoyable time. Given what had transpired at the last two parties, I was apprehensive, but this one went off without anything more than good conversation and food. There was one thing that happened that, looking back, could have been a clue to what might be coming. We decided to have a big party on the day of the Superbowl. It would last all day and into the evening. The party sprang from the friendly rivalries in the group over teams who would make it to the championship and who would win the trophy.
The group split evenly between the AFC and the NFC. Surprisingly, most of the women also had their picks, and it wasn't unusual for a couple to have separate team favorites. Before we held the first afternoon to watch the first of the playoff games, side bets began. As we sat around Barney's home media center waiting for the game, the intensity of the rivalries was getting even more noticeable.
Being a bit of a statistics junky, I began to keep notes so that I could keep the information straight among this group. It broke down like this. There were two matchups for the divisional spots in both the AFC and the NFC. Houston and Baltimore played that afternoon. Kansas City and Buffalo will be on tomorrow in the morning. In the NFC, Greenbay would meet San Francisco in a few days. A day after, Tampa Bay and Detroit would meet. Among the neighborhood, support broke down like this for the game they were about to watch.
Cleveland had Bob, Alice, Fred, and Jack in their corner. Houston had the support of Betty, Matt, and Kent. Most of the others had no skin in the game. Kent was present, one of the few times he had been around, and good-naturedly participated in the ongoing trash talk. Alice, in particular, a Cleveland native, was poking hard at Kent.
"You know what comes out of Houston? Steers and queers."
Kent let the jabs slide for as long as he could. He finally responded when Alice intimated that the whole of Texas was nothing but a collection of impotent cowboys who didn't do anything but make love to their cows and shine their pickups. Kent had looked at her with a sardonic grin.
"At least our rivers don't catch fire."
Alice looked at him and then sat down with a harump. She thought for a minute, trying to frame a retort. Alice was having trouble coming up with something suitable. She finally snorted as she spoke.
"If you're so damn sure that Houston can beat Cleveland, let's make a bit?"
Kent looked at her calmly.
"Ok. You name it."
"If Cleveland wins, you must paint my bathroom."
Kent pursed his lips and looked at her.
"Let's up the ante a little. If Houston wins, you come to my house and be my unconditional slave for 24 hours and vice versa."
Alice looked surprised.
"Unconditional. No holds barred, nothing off the table."
"Um... I'm not sure Ted would go for that."
"Ask him."
I have to interject this here. We had all been at Barney's house all day, and the booze flowed heavily. I know that Kent was feeling no pain. I am pretty sure that Alice has also been out back with Ted and a couple of others to finish off a few joints. At that, I saw Lois lean over to Kent and talk rapidly for several minutes. He nodded, looking exasperated, and finally waved her off.
In the meantime, Alice returned from the kitchen, where Ted and several others were munching ravenous snacks. She sat down on her chair and folded her arms over her chest.
"Ted says he doesn't think it is a good idea. He doesn't want your naked ass running around our house all weekend."
That brought laughs from most of the others in the room. THe game started, and we forgot most of it. The game wore on, and it was apparent through the first half that Cleveland couldn't do anything wrong. They entered the locker room with a two-touchdown lead and received the kickoff in the second half. Alice, it seems, couldn't let a sleeping bear lie.
"It's a good thing Ted wouldn't let me bet. I sure would have liked to watch your naked ass running around my house. I might even if I had to give you a spanking or two just for good measure."
I watched Kent. He didn't move, but I watched his face tighten and his eyes narrow. As the third quarter started, it looked like Cleveland would put things away with another touchdown. Alice was bouncing in her seat, giggling and laughing. She decided to toss one more sharp jab at Kentt.
"I wonder why Houston didn't send the men instead of little girls to play football."
I watched Kent slowly rise in the chair and turn to look at her. There was malice and ill-intent in his eyes.
"If you are so fucking certain this is in the bag, take the bet. I'll still stand good on my wager."
Alice was grinning broadly and looking at the scoreboard on the TV. She wiggled enough to make her smallish tits bounce under the tight sweater she wore.
"Good enough. It's on."
Kent raised his eyebrows and nodded. I saw the look in his eye.
I turned back to watch the game. Things were still going Cleveland's way when, just before the quarter ended, Cleveland's star running back took a bad hit and blew up his knee. He left the game on a stretcher and headed to the hospital. The mood in the stadium turned somber. As the 4th quarter started, the Houston team that stormed onto the field looked and played differently.
In their possessions of the ball, Houston had driven into the endzone three times and evened the score. Cleveland finally got their feet underneath them and were able to hold Houston. THe ball changed hands regularly after that. Late in the fourth quarter, Houston made a change and inserted a young running back who had yet to see much game time during the season. He didn't show much in the first few plays. The game was soon to the final few seconds, and everyone anticipated overtime. Houston came to the line, the quarterback in the shotgun position, and a quick snap ensued.
The young running back came across and took the ball from the quarterback, immediately reversing his field and streaking through the backfield. He was amazingly fast, and as he passed the last of the Houston linemen, he turned sharply upfield and put on a burst of speed. A seam opened up, and he found an open field before him. THe rest was a blur. He flipped the ball off his shoulder as he crossed the goal line. The referee motioned touchdown, and the horn sounded the end of time. Houston set up for a quick PAT and nailed another point on the scoreboard, sending San Francisco back to the locker room, defeated.
Kent jumped and cheered, standing and hugging Lois in his exuberance. Alice sat in her chair with a stunned look on her face. After celebrating for a while, Kent turned to Alice. Ted had come into the room unaware Alice had taken the bet. He was watching the celebration when Kent turned to Alice.
"Be at my house at 7 am. You start your 24 hours then."
Ted looked between Alice and Kent, confused. Alice looked up at him and shrugged.
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None of us knew what would transpire at Kent and Lois's house that weekend. Alice came the following day with Kent and Lois to watch the game. She was very subdued. We had all anted up and ordered a bunch of sandwiches from a local deli. There was plenty of beer and drinks.
Rooting for Kansas City were Carol, Barney, Wilma, Kitty, and Rose. I had that figured out from the beginning. Rose was originally from KC and still had some of her heart there. Ted, Fred, Matt, and Kent hoped Buffalo could end Kansas City's season. It looked like a balanced meeting between two formidable teams. There was a lot of discussion about the possibilities.
The game started and quickly became a grueling defensive battle. Neither team seemed able to move the ball, and it became an endless series of 3 and out downs. The game was scoreless at the half. Both sets of supporters could have been more enthusiastic. The game would boil down to whoever could put points on the scoreboard first.
THe second half started, and again, it turned into a battle of the downline men. Kitty and Wilma sat on the couch, whispering without watching the game. Suddenly, Fred sat up and watched intently. He spotted something that seemed to have escaped everyone else.