I stretched, sat up in bed and grinned from ear to ear for the longest time. The answer to one of my challenges had just come to me! I made a mental note to call Lucy and get the number for one of her friends, Matilde. I had a wicked shudder as I complimented myself for thinking of her. I knew immediately Garth and Matilde would be perfect for each other.
Following my inspection (my young charges were taking to these inspections like a duck takes to water!) and a bit if breakfast, I called Lucy, got Matilde's number and called her immediately. I woke her up with my call, apologized for that and then immediately began laying the groundwork for a blind date with Garth. It didn't take long to arouse Matilde's interest. I had gotten to know her during the final two years of high school with my Lucy. They became close friends and she spent a lot of time at my home. Matilde was what most people think of as a troublemaker and a smart alec. As I got to know her better I came to think of her more as an adventurer and a rebel. When someone told her she couldn't do something, she would normally demand to know why not. I had picked her up more than once along the highway hitchhiking and I'd seen her ride up to see Lucy on the back of a big, rumbling motorcycle behind the biggest, burliest biker you could imagine. She was outspoken and exacting when it came to her name. God help the poor soul who made the mistake of calling her 'Mattie' or mispronounced her name. She never failed to pronounce her name slowly, carefully and follow it with the explanation, "It means strong in battle." Matilde was hispanic, with more of the latin drawl to her voice even than me.
She wasn't afraid to take risks and that was exactly why I knew she would be a good match for Garth. Garth was a bit shy but I could already see him coming out of his shell a little bit with me. Garth - and his long snake of a cock - were going to be an adventure for any young woman who crossed paths with him. I was certain Matilde was up for the challenge.
A bit on the tall side, Matilde was never going to be called petite, but she turned heads and could always rustle up a date when she wanted. She too was of Hispanic descent but unlike Lucy and I, who could trace our roots back to Cuba, Matilde was a bit darker and displayed more of a Central American heritage. She also had a powerful command of Spanish and could make a longshoreman blush with her cursing.
"So . . . you say this fellow is a Row Boat, like Lucy's boyfriend and he's the strong silent type?" she was asking me for the second time. Matilde was still waking up. Her brain was taking a little longer to absorb things.
"Yep - and if you like challenges the way I think you like challenges, he just may be your kind of man!" I told her.
"What
kind
of challenge?" she asked, suspecting I wasn't being entirely honest.
I didn't answer her question at all. How could I? I wasn't being entirely honest, of course, but I felt there were some things best left unsaid. After all, would you want your best friend's grandmother to set you up on a blind date and tell you something like, "Lordy, he's got the biggest, longest cock you'll ever see?" Offering a testimonial like that begs the question of how I might come to know such a thing. 'Intimate personal experience' is
definitely not
the reason I wanted to give my granddaughter's best friend. I was counting on her sense of adventure and any air of mystique I could possibly weave about Garth to lure her in. My strategy worked - sort of.
"Okay," she replied slowly, "But I don't want to do anything, meet nobody - nothin' till late next week. I'm taking a really
tough
Database Design class and I have a big project to complete by next week. The prof is a
real
hard-ass and I'm still gettin' some of the real basic stuff figured out."
Matilde sounded really stressed.
"Ok, ok," I told her. That might work better anyway. I wasn't sure Garth was quite ready for a date.
"Why don't you call me next week, Matilde and we'll set something up for the weekend," I told her. "A date with this fellow might be a great way to celebrate finishing your project. He can be a lot of fun."
"I'm gonna need a date when I get this thing turned in!" she growled, "I'll be callin' you, Febe."
Our conversation ended then. I was relieved. I now had nearly two weeks in which to prepare Garth for his date with Matilde. I panicked when I realized I hadn't even asked Garth if he wanted a date and then I decided I could persuade Garth to go out with Matilde. I'd seen and experienced the interest he had in buttering my buns, fondling my boobs and his willingness to let me use his face as my own personal seat cushion. Lord knows he had magic in those fingers of his. Still, he hadn't yet fully accepted that monstrous 'snake' of his as the blessing it was truly meant to be. I could work on that. Goodness - I looked forward to working all over
that
!
The rest of my morning was taken up with emails to instructors and even a telephone call to one of them. I was keeping close tabs on my young charges and as I discovered from one of my emails, Evan and Stan had gotten A's on their first papers. I hadn't really considered
when
I would reward my young charges for their good grades but I knew exactly
how
I would reward them.
I decided Evan would receive his reward from me first. He had no classes this afternoon and would be one of only three residents present when I made my first appearance in my gorgeous little bikini. We all skated through lunch, with several coming and going hastily on their way to classes or the library or to study. It would be Peter, Evan and Garth present for my 'unveiling.'
I had promised myself I would not try my naughty little bikini on until it was time to wear it. It took several minutes to get the strings adjusted and tied just right so that I felt comfortable. I stood admiring how I looked in the mirror for several minutes and marveled at just how much more of me would be getting sun now. My make-do sunning outfit, composed of push-up bra and short-shorts had been skimpy but I was certain this bikini would get me arrested if I wore it in public.
I had no plans to get myself in trouble with the law this afternoon but I did know three young men who were about to have their studies shot all to hell. Evan would have an especially hard time studying. I intended to give him the good news about his grade in a particularly disruptive way. I slipped on a pair of high-heeled sandals, snatched up the sun lotion, a beach towel and made my way to the back door. All three were waiting for me.
"Well, what do you think?" I asked them as I struck the most coquettish pose I could muster.
At first, they didn't utter a word. All three sputtered and sat up straighter in their deck chairs. Garth's eyes got as big as soup bowls again. Evan blushed and absentmindedly placed his hand in his lap. Peter at least had the presence of mind to try and speak. "
Da-a-a-mn!"
was all that he could manage, but it told me all I needed to know.
I've come to live for this sort of response. I enjoy leaving handsome young men speechless, their eyes open wide and with an uncomfortable swelling in their pants. I sort of took it as evidence I was doing well in my role as Housemother and also that I truly was a GILF. For the next hour I just knew I was going to have an awfully lot of fun.
"Who wants put sun lotion on me?" I asked as I spread a towel on the lounge chair.
When I turned to face them again, three young men with big, eager grins were crowded in front of me.
"Well!" I purred, "I'm going to get
lots
of protection from the sun today!"
I handed Evan the sun lotion, lay down on my stomach and gave them just the barest of instructions. I was sure they would figure the rest out for themselves.