The first time I met her, I was pumping gas when I heard a sound like crying. I looked around the large gas station, and couldn't see where it was coming from. I quickly stopped pumping, replaced the handle, and started walking.
I found her standing beside her little red car sobbing as she pumped gas. It broke my heart to see her like that, so I approached to offer my assistance.
"Excuse me Madam?" I asked. "Is everything ok?"
"No... I guess it isn't." She replied, as she looked up into my eyes.
It was a chilly fall day, but even with her jacket on I could tell she was slim, and possibly quite busty. She had steel blue eyes, shoulder length blonde hair, and despite the sad look on her face, she was enchanting.
"I realize I'm a stranger, but if you want to talk, then I will listen." I said.
A honk rang out from behind us; a line up of waiting cars had formed.
"We can go to the Tim Hortons next to the gas station." I said pointing to it.
She looked unsure; first at me, and then at the coffee shop.
"The first double-double is on me!" I said with a smile.
I had almost given up on her when she replied. "That coffee shop is closed; would you like to come to my place, I might have coffee in the cupboard."
I did my best not to make that face vampires give when they are invited into a home. She either didn't notice this, or didn't care.
"I live close-by." She said, "Just follow my car."
She was right, in a way. She did live nearby... if you were to look from space. It was a twenty-minute car ride down country roads, and even across a wooden bridge. Each time I felt worried that I was headed towards a rendezvous with the headless horseman, I remembered those curves protruding from her jacket, and decided to continue on.
When we arrived at her place, she turned to me and said, "Don't mind the mess, I wasn't expecting company today."
Her home was impeccably clean as she showed me to a chair in her kitchen. She then began to scour her cupboards.
"I don't think I have any coffee." She said with a look of despair on her face. "My ex drank it... he must have taken it with him.
I could see her shoulders drop an inch.
"Is that why you were upset at the gas station?" I asked.
She sat down, and proceeded to tell me about her messy divorce, and all the child care issues they've had since then. I looked into those blue eyes, and felt under her spell, although her story was grim; I think she could have sold me Florida swamp land. I would have paid top dollar as well if it meant I could sit with her longer.
"Would you like some tea instead?" She asked.
"Certainly, that's my hot beverage of choice." I replied to a mutual chuckle.
With out drinks prepared, we moved to the living room, ending up on a love seat together; the irony of which was not lost on me.
"So in all this time you haven't been on any dates?" I asked her, between sips of my drink.
"You're the first man I've had in my home that didn't install, or repair an appliance." She said we both chuckled at this.
I sat down my drink, and sliding closer I held her hand, once again looking into those enchanting eyes.
"I'm surprised the men didn't line up outside your door the day the ink dried on your divorce documents."
At this she chuckled, but didn't pull away, instead she spoke softly, "I'm not a young lady."
"Some men like a woman with experience." I said, moving until our legs touched.
She took a deep breath, and spoke again, "I don't have breast and ass implants."
I took my free hand and brushed a stray hair from her face. "Some men like the real thing."
At this she blushed, and was speechless for several long moments. When she did speak again, her voice cracked. "I don't remember what to do in the bedroom."
I leaned in for a kiss and said, "Some men are willing to teach."
Our lips pressed together, she didn't try to stop me, and returned the kiss. I pulled back a few inches waiting for her to say 'no thanks' and kissed her again. I did this several more times, each time she seemed to want to say something, only to loose the thought when we kissed again.
"I don't have any..." She tried to say between kisses.
"Shhh." I said putting a finger to her lips.
She accepted this, and we kissed silently. I took things ever so slow, not wanting to overwhelm her too soon. I am a boobman, and I fought the urge to rip her sweater off and attack her mounds with my hands and tongue.
I move my lips from hers, and went to her neck, kissing that piece of flesh where the neck meets shoulder. I was delighted to her soft coos coming from her. I felt that this was the time to pounce, and like a teen on a first date, I squeezed and rubbed one breast, and then the other.
She attempted to mirror my movements, and pulled at my tie, and attacked my buttons. Once my shirt was open, she reached down for my stomach and moaned.
"I've never touched a stomach so flat." She said.
"Thank-you, I run a great deal." I replied into her neck as I nibbled and kissed.
"My Ex was always, um round." She said moving her hand up to my chest.
"Forget about him." I said, and then yelped as she pinched my nipple.
"Please don't do that." I said to her, "I may be a boob-freak, but it's a one-way street."
She pulled her hand back and giggled; I took that moment to pull her sweater up and off, and admired her bulging breasts. They were like two scoops of vanilla ice cream waiting to be devoured!
She noticed my hesitation and asked, "What's the matter?"
I replied while staring at her chest, "I'm saying a quick prayer of thanks to my deity for giving me such a bounty!"
"Good lord! Please tell me you're a Christian!" She said in a chuckle.