Well, hello again Gentle Reader. If you haven't figured it out yet, I have just a touch of ADD (for those of you living in the basement off-grid for the past dozen years or more, that's Attention Deficit Disorder). In my case, it manifests as my hyperactive subconscious (unconscious?) popping out storylines as I sleep. Then I wake up and write it down. It's like, the story is already there, I just need to get it on paper.
The problem, as any of you who read Chapter One of this story understand, is it's been a while since I checked in on Mary and David and their randy next-door neighbor Cleo (that's "Cleo," not the more-popular-today "Chloe" and yes, there IS a real Cleo in my past). Sometimes I need a bit of a prod. So if you'd like to keep track of this interesting throuple, leave a comment. Then, when I log in to Literotica, there will be a notification, "XXX commented on His Mother Knows Ch. 02." That, in turn, will trigger me to check in and see, first, what the comment said and, second, how the story stands in terms of rating, number of views, and number of "favorites" designations.
Anyway, that's what happened in this case. So I checked on our happy throuple and the next morning, well, here it is.
Enjoy.
Chapter Two
I was smiling.
"Do you still even have it?" I asked myself.
I giggled and rolled out of bed.
At my chest of drawers, I rummaged through my swimsuit drawer. When my husband was killed a part of the insurance payout was spent on the swimming pool in my back yard and I use it a lot, it's my primary way to stay in shape, and there it was, down at the bottom of the drawer, below my regular rotation of swimsuits.
I went to the full-length mirror hanging on the back of the bedroom door and held the suit up. It was white and perfectly modest. There were no sexy cutouts, no low cuts to show cleavage (of which I have none), or no high cuts to show off my ass (see prior parenthetical comment). Wide straps ensured it would stay up, and the way it was cut across the bottom, it was almost an extremely short skirt. I purchased it because it reminded me of those suits the women in the water shows in those movies in the 60s wore.
But when I wore it the only time I wore it Mary had laughed and when I looked down I could see that when wet, well, it wasn't quite transparent but my nipples, my belly button, and my pubic hair showed clearly through the wet material.
"Oh, yeah," I said softly aloud, "just the thing to seduce an 18-year-old boy."
I hung the suit on the doorknob, repaired the wreckage of the bed, and started the water running in the shower. The decision made, I wanted to be ready when David showed up around eleven to do his pool boy duties.
I thought about it and got into the bottom drawer of the bathroom vanity and pulled out my
Wyklaus
"bikini trimmer," a present I bought myself during my "Merry Widow" year.
In the shower, I scrubbed my face with my
CeraVe
hydrating soap and then shampooed my hair with my
L'Occitane
shampoo. I took plenty of time with my hair. I think it's my best feature. I finished my hair with my
Alterna
moisturizing conditioner.
Then I started on my body, the hydrating soap with its infused oils making my skin delightfully slick as I washed carefully. The back scrubbing towel felt good, and I could feel my two-thirds of a century-old skin drinking the oils from the soap.
When I was clean, it was time to deal with my body's hair.
Menopause brought odd changes to my body. I was never one of those hairy girls, and I'm still not, but scattered hairs, sometimes individual hairs, sometimes in pairs or triplets, and once in a strange little clump just above my left nipple seemed to appear overnight. It was like I would wake up, look in the mirror, and there would be a single hair, right in the middle of my chin or on my lip or my earlobe or nipple or knee, an inch long and very curly, thick, and coarse. The first time I found one on my lip I plucked it and had the weird thought -
"I wonder if I dipped this in rubber cement if would conduct electricity
." My mind has weird thoughts sometimes.
I used the simple
Lady Schick
hanging on its little rack on the shower wall to make a first pass, to knock the longest hairs off of my pubic thatch, and then started with the
Wyklaus
. I started with my feet. I said I'm not a very hairy girl, and that's true, but I'm a bit of a Hobbit. I don't know why but right across the tops of my feet I've had a dusting of very dark hair since puberty struck with such a vengeance.
The odd seven-rotary-blade head whirred as I smoothed my feet. I giggled when it tickled. I did my legs, slow and easy, and then, bypassing Madeline, that little dusting of hair below my navel, the fine down around my nipples, my arms, with special attention to that light hair on my forearms, and my armpits.
I took a deep breath and started on Madeline. I pulled skin taut and and ran the bikini trimmer over my
mons Veneris
slowly in a smooth, circular motion. Memories flashed back to that year after Jim was killed, my "Merry Widow" tour, I had kept Madeline bald because I figured men would like the look.
At my labia, I pulled skin and ran the electric razor over it, remembering how erotic this felt.
I almost came when I lifted my clitoral hood to get those last fugitive hairs. It took self-control to resist touching Betty and letting it happen. But I didn't.
Clean and dry, and smooth as a grape, I allowed myself the vanity of standing at the full-length mirror on the back of the bedroom door.
"Not bad for an old broad," I thought."
My body showed the results of my four pregnancies, four vaginal births, and four hungry mouths, five if you count my husband's, suckling like hungry puppies. My breasts, never large, had fallen until they were flat little pancakes with my big pink nipples hanging from their own weight. Across the tops of my breasts, deep stretch marks showed where once I had ballooned to almost filling a "C" cup. Right above Madeline, my belly button and the rise of my mons, a perfect circle of soft skin, deeply stretchmarked, was a gift from my children.
My skinny legs, no longer the runner's or gymnast's legs I had until menopause started stripping fat cells away, left a distinct thigh gap where they joined. Madeline dangled, still another gift from the kids, with my inner lips peeking out as well. My arms were reduced to bone and sinew.
"Well, not bad if you like your old broads skinny," I amended my evaluation.
I turned to peek over my shoulder. My back was pretty good, I thought, if you like your women skinny enough that you can see ribs. But my ass, my poor ass, was just gone. I was never an hourglass, but when I was a gymnast and a runner, it had been round and firm. Now, with no fat padding, there were two thick strings of muscle standing out clearly in the soft skin.
The little voice in my head was my grandmother's. She was my conscience although I didn't hear much from her after the Merry Widow year.
"You're really going to do this, aren't you?" she asked.
I grinned at the skinny woman in the mirror.
"You're damn right I am," I said, picking up the swimsuit and starting to squirm into it.
I flashed back to when I was young and girdles had not yet gone out of style and got the giggles.
I got the suit on and struck a pose, the classic pinup pose with my left leg lifted slightly, knee bent and toes pointing down, my right arm straight up, and smiled at myself over my shoulder.
I looked at my face and thought,
"MAKEUP!"
I've never considered myself pretty. My face is too angular, my eyes too deep set, my nose too hawklike, and my chin too prominent. I did think I was attractive or, at least, as one of my favorite fictional characters, Matt Helm put it once, "not unattractive." But I also have one of those faces that benefits a LOT from some makeup.