PROCURESS OF THE MENUâS DOWNTOWN SOCIAL HOUR
My four club reprobates, as I so endearingly refer to them, have all experienced pressing travel schedules. However, as Procuress of their S-E-X menu, I have kept in touch by texting. My challenge has been to coordinate calendars for a happy hour meeting at the exclusive Clubâs downtown location. Success! Over drinks and appetizers, itâs time to explore my clientsâ wish-list of libido desires, so that I can arrange, as well as set the date, for the upcoming Fuck-Fest. The new location of Bizz Manâs Jameston Hall will be a complete surprise!
What male naughtiness will be ordered from the eroticism menu that I present to them tonight?
I await in the clubâs luxurious lobby for the four gentlemen to arrive. After all, I am the invited guest of my cousin, Bizz Man, a distinguished member of this club.
He is the first to arrive. âGood to see you!â is my cousinly greeting, as our lips lightly buss. âOh! Look at my lipstick all over your cheeks. What will the other gentlemen think?â is my facetious remark. âHopefully cousin-to-cousin lewdnessâ is his smart-ass retort. âYou, our Procuress, look stunning tonight. What is that perfume you are indulging yourself with? Lovely!â
As if on cue, Cyber Man, U-Man and Legal Man then stroll into the clubâs front lobby.
This summer evening invitingly lures our party to the outdoor patio, defined by vividly glazed pots and overflowing bouquets of summer annuals in riotous colors. Small talk and cordialities are quickly subsumed in the real business at hand â that of planning the next secretive gathering. What will each manâs libido craving be this time around? I sense unbridled testosterone awash over all their conversations, reaffirming in my mind that setting a specific date for amorous play time is long overdue!
It's not so much their banter that is distracting me at this very moment, but itâs the butterflies --so numerous and busily flitting among the courtyardâs nasturtiums and daisies. These delicate creatures certainly remind me of some of my more memorable sexual experiences. I have to very consciously draw myself back into this foursomeâs chitchat.
âWhat will it be for each of you, gentlemen?â is my catch-up question, penetrating thoughtful silence that has settled in around our table.
I believe it was U-Man that posed the next question and turned to focus on me, taking me somewhat aback. âThree of us really donât know much about our beguiling Procuress of the Menu, except that you are Bizz Manâs first cousin and a most intriguing woman. Before we start detailing our next play session that you are so graciously arranging for us, we would be delighted for you â as our âgo toâ woman, to share something personal about yourself. Maybe even arouse us a bit over our cocktails?â
Legal Man then chimed in, âAfter all, there are very few secrets among the five of us sitting at this table! In fact, damn few!â Cyber Man vigorously nodded his head in agreement, then reached for his scotch on the rocks.
With that line of probing, my cousin leaned way back in his chair, sipped his dirty martini and simply offered âGo ahead, Cousin, give these lecherous geezers something to fantasize about.â Then he smiled.
âIf you want personal sexual vignettes, that I can most certainly delight you withâ was my reply.
So, I began my storytelling to entertain these gentlemen for their cocktail hour.
âAs an only child, I never relished being casually touched. That was about to change, as my childhood bestie was also my next-door neighbor. There were plenty of girly sleep overs with warm bubbly baths, and Jody and I always shared the same bath, with the upstairs bathroom door closed, but unlocked. It was my girlfriendâs older sister that would frequently come in, plunk the toilet lid seat down and stay awhile to chat and toke one of their Dadâs snitched cigarettes. She just knew about boys and stuff like that! Big sisters were so smart, and Jody and I admired her worldliness to no end!
With washcloth in hand, it never even occurred to us that there was anything between our legs, except a spot to pee from and an ass to keep tidy. Big sister certainly filled in our little girl knowledge gaps! On one of big sisterâs bathroom visits, she asked for my washcloth and deliberately ran it up my inner thigh. Her other hand reached under the bath water and slowly opened my girly-pink baby skin smooth labias. As improper as this seemed, pressing that soapy cloth to my clit introduced me to the sensations of pleasuring myself. Standing up in the bath water and having big sister hold my back and massage there â well --lordy, that first climax was a real stunner.
As a child, reaching under my panties was something I just knew I shouldnât be doing â or, worse yet, get caught doing! But I loved the exhilaration of it, and masturbated often. Growing up, whenever I saw those beautiful pink and glittery butterfly stickers that little girls adore and paste on everything that doesnât move, all I could think about was what it felt like to experience the big O. The idea of fucking a man hadnât even entered this little girlâs mind â yet. And, my mother discussing menstrual periods was way in my future!
The second childhood recollection about being intimately touched involved yours truly who is sitting at this table. Yes, Iâm referring to you, Cousin Bizz Man.â
At that point, the three other gentlemen at our table focused all eyes on him and awaited his reaction. He continued to quietly sip his drink.
âThere was a six-year age gap between us and, as a teen, he certainly took a lot of my sexual learning as his personal mission. I was about seven when the subject of a boyâs cock came up. Of course, I had never seen one, except in a photo of Michelangeloâs âDavidâ masterpiece. I never ever did see my dadâs.
When we were alone with parents working, my cousin asked if I wanted to see HIS? Of course, âYesâ was my response. He unzipped right in front of me and jacked himself off. I was mortified. How could boy private parts be so different than a girlâs? And what was that gooey whitish stuff? He even spread it on his fingers for me to taste. Salty!
Needless to say, Bizz Man continued my cousin-to-cousin seductive education, up to the point of almost taking my virginity. One evening, I really struggled to push his weight off of me before that happened. He had tugged my panties completely off and his trousers and BVDs were twisted about his ankles. Hickey marks were everywhere on my neck. We just had to cool it. I really didnât want my cousin raping me! There certainly were no butterflies at that moment!
As we reached college age and beyond, our lives separated, even in terms of living in the same area. When I returned midlife to city living, we renewed our friendship of being cousins and began to enjoy â shall we say, intimacies.â
My cousin took another sip of his drink and simply smiled.
âMore about your sex life, please! You certainly have captured our attention!â U-Man interjected from the other side of the cocktail rounds. Legal Man was attentive, but had remained noticeably quiet during this happy hour. He was visualizing, as only a lawyer can!
âGentlemen, I also relish poolside time, just to repose on a favorite chaise lounge chair and be a spectator to cumulus cloud movements against a cerulean sky. Nude sun bathing is my shtick, as I slather myself with thick layers of scented sun creams. One afternoon, I was awakened from my summer dozing to what felt like dancing movements encircling my areolas. Tipping sunglasses to my forehead and peering straight down my torso, I couldnât believe my eyes.
Butterflies were immersed in the botanical oils slathered on my titties, as these creatures use their feet to taste. The sensation of their feathery movements caused my nipples to stand erect. I dared not move, or these exquisite creatures would most certainly fly off. Eventually they did, but their subtle movements ensnared my imagination. I can assure you that butterflies touching bare skin are as sensual as heck!
With my butterfly dreams, I often lay poolside and fantasize about my body being sheathed in their sensations. Then I just canât resist my oiled hands slipping deeply into my naked womanhood crevice, with my middle finger teasing open my vulva and slowly self-pleasuring my love bud. From past experiences with ogling my shaved pussy in front of a full-length mirror, I know that my labia lips start out both the color and texture like where a peach seed is peeled away from the fruitâs flesh. Then, the greater the arousal, the deeper red my ruffled, fleshy vulva becomes. It is blood to my skinâs surface -- all in anticipation. Iâm so ready to take myself to orgasmic heights, as cunt juice dribbles down my inner thighs!â
At this point, I sense that all four men quietly shift in their chairs. A couple of the guys clear their throats.
âMasturbating to climax is like a million strands of animated energy forcing your body to arch upwards -- and then to collapse. To erupt in these moments when the body and soul combust in electrifying, pulsating sensations is to experience blinding sexuality. At these moments, no other thoughts can penetrate your psyche. It is sexual sensation in its purest form!â
Then I pause and sip my drink.
âOh, waitress, may we have another round of cocktails?â Cyber Man now calls out to get her passing attention. None of my four club gentlemen move a muscle, so I continue with one last, but fairly recent story. My cousin knew what was about to be told.
âMy friend had discovered helpful therapies for her health declining husband, including home visits by a professionally licensed stretch therapist. Multiple times she invited me to try this guy out. I always declined, because massage of any kind was mostly uncomfortable â the long ago âno touch thingâ still firmly gripping at the back of my psyche.
Finally I relented to my friendâs coaxing, arriving at her home earlier than my scheduled appointment. That gave me time to catch my breath and observe what was going on. With her husband extended on a sizeable upright massage table, the therapist maneuvered legs and arms in every stretch position imaginable, including creating a strenuous 90-degree angle leg scissor position to the torso â and holding it there. Groan!
I was next up, and suddenly felt myself swallow hard.