The uninterrupted swishing sound of the ladies' nylon pants, their thighs rhythmically rubbing back and forth, convinced me that none of them had sex for at least six months.
Several years if you only count good sex -- the kind of sex when a woman pulls the kitchen table into the living room and surrounds it with scattered rose petals and a dozen lighted candles. Or when she finds herself shamelessly grasping at the hotel sheets as the headboard bangs away at the wall and she doesn't care that the people in the next room can hear her. Or people down the hall.
Or sex outdoors, under the full sun, on the shore of an obscure inlet with a sexy-as-hell boy half her age, unconcerned if anyone is watching. The kind of sex that leaves a woman with an unsteady walk and a silly grin into the following day.
The kind of sex that women have when they're in love.
The absence of conversation often speaks volumes, and if there was anything going on in their sex lives, some woman in the hiking club would have spoken up. Dead bedrooms have no salacious stories, and it's well-known that single women keep other women single.
These ladies were all doing it alone.
For the entirety of the six-mile hike it was all that I could do to wipe the silly grin off my face and to keep my mouth shut. Or to walk with a steady gait. Just thinking about Stubby and the line-up of sexy men I'd meet at tonight's pool party get-together almost made me lose my balance.
The group of ladies gathered at the mountain trailhead to make our way up to the landmark tree, then to the mountain spring -- which this time of year is always frozen over. It had been months since the group had hiked to these mountains; winter directs us to desert hikes. Outfitted in winter jackets, knit hats, knapsacks, crampons and hiking poles -- even at the trailhead we encountered scattered patches of snow.
The recent snowmelt finally made this trail passable.
How easy is it for us to overlook the beauty of nature? Butterscotch scented pine trees, shrubs that stubbornly emerge through the snowpack. We would ascend 1,700 feet today. A slow, steady pace would give us plenty of time to absorb nature, to glimpse at what lies beneath this thin veneer of civilization where we all constantly dwell. "Red in tooth and claw," to borrow the quote.