I was home, alone, again, on a Friday night. Sitting in front of my computer, and logged in to my favorite porn site. Among all the usual thumbnails for a variety of sex videos, there was the usual ad in the corner: "Fuck Older Women Near You, For Free!" it blared, in a bright, blinking font.
"If only those were for real," I thought to myself with a sigh. I had graduated from college a few months ago, and was fortunate enough to get offered my dream job. Unfortunately, it was in a city far from my home and all my friends. But I packed up and moved here anyway. I like the job, and I like the town, but I just haven't made any new friends yet. Especially girl friends. I was lonely and horny. Just like every long, lonely weekend.
I looked back at the advert again. "No Credit Card! No Membership Fees! No Bullshit!!" What the fuck, I figured. It couldn't hurt to give it one click and see what happens. I hovered my mouse over the "Join Now!" button, and clicked it.
"WELCOME TO FOWNY!" the screen announced. "Your one-stop shop for free sex with older women! Just answer a few questions to get started!"
"Here we go," I thought. "Here's where the catch is." I scrolled down to the questions.
"What is your first name? (it doesn't have to be your real name!)" I entered my real first name, Timothy. There's a million Timothys out there, anyway.
"What is your age?" It gave me several ranges. I clicked on "Twenty one through twenty five," which was true. I was twenty three.
"Share location?" I clicked OKAY.
"Number for texts?" I hesitated for a moment, then typed in my cell phone number. I can always block it if it goes badly.
"Congrats! You are now a member of FOWNY. Here is your member number for future logins." It gave me an eight digit number, which I scrawled onto a piece of paper. Why am I wasting my time with this? It's going to turn out to be a scam, right? Oh, that's right: I'm doing it because I'm horny as hell! Maybe at the very least, I will get some new fantasies to jerk off to.
The next screen said: "When you are ready for your first hookup, click the Fuck Me Now button." There was the button, big and red, and in the shape of a pair of pussy lips.
I was actually sweating a little at this point. Partly because I was afraid of getting taken in by a scam. Partly because of fear of the unknown. And mostly because I was getting really excited and hoping it turned out to be real!
I clicked the Fuck Me Now button, and was taken to another screen.
"When do you want to fuck?" There was an icon for a calendar, a clock, and an ASAP button. I clicked ASAP.
"How far are you willing to travel?" There were several distance ranges. I had a car, but didn't want to get too far from home. I still don't know this town very well. I clicked "Up to ten miles."
"What sex acts are you interested in?" There was a heading that said "Basics" followed by a list of pretty standard activities: Fucking, Giving Oral, Receiving Oral, Giving Anal, Receiving Anal, Handjobs, and a few others. Mostly standard porn stuff.
There was also a "Show More" button. I clicked it, and was shown a dizzying list of more arcane sex acts, much like the Categories tab on a porn website! I quickly clicked on "Show Less." Don't need to get too crazy at this point! Maybe someday.
I ticked the boxes next to Giving Oral and Receiving Oral. I thought about clicking on Fucking, but decided against it. Let's start off slow.
I clicked the Submit button at the bottom of the screen. I got a popup that said "Thank you for your Fuck Request! Watch your text messages." And then the page disappeared, and I was back at the porn site where this all started.
"Did that really happen?" I said out loud. I wondered if I had imagined it all. But then my cell phone chirped. A text had just come in.
I opened it. It said, "Agnes has accepted your Fuck Request. Shared activities: Giving Oral, Receiving Oral." It also listed her address, a few miles away. It went on, "Accept Invitation?" There was a Yes and No button. My finger shook a little, but I only hesitated for an instant and then pressed Yes. The text closed and my maps app popped up, showing me directions to Agnes's house.
I found myself shaking like a leaf, but I grabbed my keys and went out to my car. I'm not sure of all that I was feeling at that moment: a little nervousness, for sure. Maybe a bit of fear. But also excitement. And most of all, I could feel my dick as hard as a rock in my pants!
I followed the directions to a nice little house on a quiet street. I parked at the curb and walked up to the door. I wasn't sure I had the nerve to actually knock, but it didn't matter. She must have been watching for me, as the door swung open as soon as I approached it.
She was maybe fifty years old, I'm guessing? Which would make her about twice my age. She looked pleasant, if a bit on the plump side, and wore a simple red knee-length dress. She had a plain round face, and medium length dirty blonde hair, with bangs. She was wearing glasses. She also had a very nice smile.
"Hi, I'm Agnes! Come on in."
"I'm Timothy. Thank you very much." I stepped inside. There was a nice living room, with a deep pile carpet and a large red leather sofa with lots of throw pillows.
"You look nervous, Timothy. Is this your first FOWNY date?" she asked.
"Yes, ma'am."
"Now, none of this 'ma'am' stuff, Timothy. We're supposed to be lovers, remember? You can call me Agnes, or darling, or anything sweet like that. Or something naughty if you prefer." She winked at me. "Okay?" She smiled again.
I smiled nervously back, and said "Yes, ma.., ah, Agnes. Hey, I'm curious about one thing. I didn't have to pay anything. How does this FOWNY thing work, anyway? They must make some money somehow."
"Oh, that's no secret. We old broads pay to get matched up to young studs. And it's totally worth it."
She came over and put her arms around my neck. I found myself putting my arms around her plump waist. She planted her mouth on mine and snaked her tongue inside. I kissed her back. She tasted like strawberries. I felt her breasts pressing against my chest. I thought I could feel her grinding against my erection in my pants. Then she pulled her face away. "How about we start with a shower, eh? It's been a long day for me."
I realized that it was still Friday night, and I was still in my work clothes. A shower sounded like just the ticket. She took my hand and pulled me into her bedroom. More plush carpeting, and a king size bed full of pillows. She spun around. "Unhook me?" I reached up and unhooked the top of her dress, which fell to the floor.
She was naked under the dress, except for a bra. "This too?" I was never good at taking bras off women, but this one looked easy enough. I unsnapped it and it, too, fell to the floor. Agnes turned around to face me. She still had her glasses on.