College students find all older people aren't fuddy duds.
Charles Goodwin sat at the dinner table with his wife Susan, daughter Carol and granddaughter Mackenzie.
"I hope you remember you're going with us to our reunion."
"Yes, dad. I promised."
"I think you'll find some others your age. I hear a few of the men now have young trophy wives. Others may be looking for one."
"Now there's something to look forward to," Carol said sarcastically.
"Just kidding. I think you'll fit in. And now a more delicate point. Fred Bender and his wife were in a car accident and can't go. He offered me his tickets. I don't suppose you both would consider going, would you? Mackenzie, you could keep your mother company. I took his tickets because I know your mother isn't seeing anyone since your dad left. Yet. I hope there will be someone eventually."
"Jeez dad. Give it a bone. I'll date IF and WHEN I'm ready."
Mackenzie laid a hand on her mother's arm. "Don't worry about me. I'll graduate next year, and would like for you not to be lonely the rest of your life. It's not like dad ever paid much attention to either of us."
Charles said "That's his loss. Look at the two of you. Carol, you are a very attractive woman. Mackenzie, you are gorgeous, and look just like your grandmother did when she was your age."
"I love you guys. Sure, I'll go. While we're there I'll scout around and maybe find a prospect for mom."
Carol shot her daughter a glance. "I don't need anyone to find me a man."
Mackenzie couldn't resist teasing. "You'd better be quick. It's been a long time since you had anyone in your bed. Use it or lose it, they say."
Charles laughed out loud, but Susan looked shocked and Carol reddened.
*****
"Please, Alex?"
"I'd really rather not. It will be awkward. I'm twenty and your son. It's a fiftieth high school reunion. There will only be old people there."
"That shouldn't be a problem for you. Maybe there will be some ladies to visit with."
Alex blushed and stammered "I...I can't help it if I'm shy around available girls. I can't think of anything to say. But with girls who have boyfriends or are married I'm at ease because I don't feel any pressure."
"And you are comfortable in the company of adults your mother's age or even my age. I'm sure you will find someone to talk to. I have the two tickets and hate to waste one. They ordered food based on the number of tickets sold. I hear the food will be exceptional."
Alex laughed. "Okay. You've got me at food. It's not like I have any social life, anyway. I'll enjoy watching you older folks dance the way you did in high school. That should be entertaining."
"You watch. Watch and learn how to really dance."
Chris threw an arm around his son's shoulder. "Let's toss a basketball around. How about a game of HORSE?"
Alex laughed again. "You're on. I'll even spot you the H and the O, old man"
It was Chris' turn to laugh. "Old man is it? I was thinking I'd spot you a couple of letters."
*****
Charles and Susan stopped by to pick up Carol and Mackenzie. When the door was opened he whistled. "Wow. I am one lucky guy to be seen accompanying a trio of beautiful women."
Carol and Mackenzie each kissed his cheek as they passed him.
At the door to the party they stopped for nametags. Mackenzie studied Charles's yearbook photo on his nametag. "You weren't half bad looking back then. I can see why grandma flipped over you. I bet you had quite a few girls. I wonder how many..."
Susan cut her off. "Enough of that kind of talk. It's not seemly for a young lady to talk like that."
Mackenzie rolled her eyes. "For goodness sake. I don't think things were so different back then. Did you and dad do it in the back seat of his car? My, my. Look at the picture on your nametag, grandma. I bet you did."
Susan turned beet red and opened her mouth, but couldn't even think straight to make a retort, and Charles smiled while giving her a certain look. Mackenzie saw her grandparents in an entirely different light. They had been frisky once -- well, well, well. Interesting information.
"I thought so. Grandpa, you rascal. And I'll bet you were a real flirt, grandma. Look at your photo. You were a cheerleader. We all know what that means."
Carol said "Enough, young lady. You're talking about my mother and father."
"And you were conceived by Immaculate Conception? Come on, people. Loosen up. We all know that each generation has s-e-x. You can't pretend you didn't. Ooh, I see an open bar. Can I get anyone anything?"
"You're not old enough to drink."
"Yes I am. I'm twenty one. Oh, and here's a bombshell for you. At school I drink. And have sex, too. There, now that we have all that out of the way, wine or beer, anyone? Or something stronger?"
Carol stood with her hands on her hips. "Honestly, this younger generation is out of control."
Charles laid a hand on her arm. "That's exactly what your mother and I said about your generation. Every generation says that about the next, since time immemorial."
Charles and Susan weaved through the crowd, greeting those they haven't seen for years. When they became engrossed in catching up with some others Carol and Mackenzie helped themselves to cheese and crackers from the appetizer table and found a seat at a table near the bar to eat and sip their wine. Mackenzie nudged her mother.
"There's one for you. See? Over next to the bar. Wow. I wonder who he came with."
"I don't know, but I bet that's his son with him. There's something familiar about him, though."
Mackenzie cocked her head and pursed her lips. "Now that you mention it, I think so, too. I just can't place him though."
Before the conversation could go any further they saw Charles greet the man.
"Chris! Jesus, you haven't aged a day since high school!"
"Charles!"
The men hugged and slapped each other heartily on the back.
"Hey, Charles. You don't look so bad yourself. And where's that hottie you married?"
Mackenzie put a hand to her mouth to hide the laugh. "Hey mom, did you hear that? Grandma was a hottie. I told you so."
Charles motioned to Susan and she beamed as she joined the men. Chris planted a kiss on her. A real kiss. "Damn, Susan. Charles is one lucky guy. I hope he doesn't deck me for kissing you."
She laughed. "I guess we did enough of that back then. We went steady for, what, two years?"
"Until this guy stole you away from me. It took a long time for me to forgive him for that."
He leaned closer to Susan, but Carol and Mackenzie could still make out "Is it true he won you because he has a ten inch cock?"
Carol's mouth fell open when they heard Susan laugh "He knew what to do with it, too."