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"Wow, I began thinking to myself as I lay there with Joannie, is this the way it always is or could be with most of the women here?" Then I said aloud, but intended the next 'comment' to be intended for myself only, "Hmmmm... hmmm." It slipped out.
"What's that honey, Joannie asked quietly, what's on your mind sweetheart?"
I wondered what she meant by that, as I was engrossed in deep thought and enjoying the comforting moments afterwards, which we had sex. All seemed quiet and relaxing, I thought, with no one speaking but only taking delight from the intimacy we had together.
"Pardon, honey, I replied. What do you mean, what's what", I asked.
"Oh, you spoke out and murmured hmmm a couple of times, as if you were thinking aloud?"
"Oh, ohhhh, did I? Hahaha, I didn't even realize I did that. I have to say, I... well I really like this town or should I say, community. I haven't even been around the town yet and I have to say, while I looked at her like a new 'social sanctuary' that would give me that southern hospitality any man or woman would be envious of when they are on vacation, that this is a fun and desirable area to come to and relax."
"That is quite a unique perspective Conk. In fact, the way you actually put it, makes me think we are here for your pleasure only, honey."
"Ohhhh... Nooooo! Nooo wayyy, not in a million years do I think that Joannie. Please... please, don't misinterpret how I feel. Personally, I am completely honored that you approached me and wanted to get to know me."
I sat up, clutched her in a soft loving motion, and looked her in the face with a smile. "Joannie, I am amazed how you feel such an attraction towards me. It is nice, as a man, to be looked or viewed as a handsome guy. To top it all off, having an opportunity, Joannie, to have sex with such a... well... sexy woman like you, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart, is incredible!"
"Ohhhh wow Conk, don't go getting me horney again. I may want to get laid by you, if you are up to it, hehehe."
"I appreciate the offer, but this time, since I'm on empty, as I laughed heartily, I believe I'll offer you an oral exploration of your lovely, babe-a-liscious physique; how's that sound?"
"Oooooooohhh... ummm... is that a good enough response... ooooohhhh."