It was well after closing hours on Friday afternoon and the office was all but empty, except for my 50-something-year-old boss Carol, our 20-year-old college intern Tina, and myself. Tina and I sat huddled around my desk nervously watching my computer for any emails from our biggest client, while Carol stalked around in the background.
I had worked for Carol for the last five years. Overall, I wouldn't say that she was a bad boss to work for, but after having her bite off my head more than once over the years, I knew better to give her plenty of space when she was nervous, like now.
Also, I wouldn't say that Carol was a very touchy-feely boss. In the whole time I had worked for her, I don't think she has once asked me about my personal, or ever willingly talked about hers. I know that she is married, but they hit some sort of rough patch last year. She still wears her wedding ring, so I don't think they are getting a divorce, but she would never tell me anyways. I know that she has two sons in university, but this is only because of the photo on her desk in her office. And I know that she has celebrated her 48th birthday at least twice, and then gave up on the ritual a few years back.
Carol stalked up behind Tina and me, and barked, "anything yet?" She smelled of smoke from her third cigarette in the last hour, which wasn't a good sign because I was certain she had given up a few years back.
"No," I croaked out while the three of us waited in silence for the follow-on services contract with one of the firm's largest clients, Mr. Matsuda, to magically appear in our inbox. The contract was worth an eye watering $11 million and was Carol's ticket to a major promotion to director.
Carol stomped off and kicked a garbage can before she stomped back to us.
The three of us watched nervously as the clock on the wall inched closer and closer to 5:30 PM.
"What time was Mr. Matsuda's flight back to Japan?" I asked just to break the tension.
"5:30," Carol hissed through gritted teeth. "In all the years that he's been my client, I've never once known him to be late."
"It's okay," chimed in Tina with the sincerity of someone who truly failed to see the gravity of the situation, "I'm sure everything will be okay."
"Okay?" Carol said, as she slowly cocked her head to get a good look at Tina. For a second, I braced to throw myself between the two women in case Carol physically lunged at Tina. Instead, the temperature dropped around us, and Carol simply hissed, "The Matsuda contract was worth over $11 million to this firm. Do you know how much $11 million is Tina? Can you even fucking comprehend how much $11 million is? Can you even fucking comprehend what this contract means to this firm or to me?"
In a way it might have been better if Carol would have just strangled Tina. Unable to respond, Tina just stood there blinking with her mouth open. I was worried that she might start crying, but to her credit she didn't.
The three of us just sat there in silence until it was well passed time for Mr. Matsuda's flight back to Japan.
"Fuck this!" Carol eventually shouted to an empty office. "Fuck this!" she screamed as she tore a monitor from a nearby desk and threw it across the office. It smashed on the floor with a cathartic 'Clunk.'
"I don't need this shit. I'm...I'm..." Carol screamed as she stomped around in a circle for several seconds as her eyes darted around the office trying to decide what to destroy next. Then her eyes went wide as she hit on an idea. "That's what I fucking need right now! I'm... I'm going to the gym."
Carol went back to her office, grabbed her bag and jacket, kicked over another garbage can, and then stormed out of the office without as much as a nod to Tina and me.
Tina and I sat there in silence for several moments until we heard the doors to the stairs slam shut.
"Do you think she is mad?" Tina turned to me and asked.
Slowly I turned towards Tina and from the innocent and dumb expression on her beautiful young face I could see she meant it. "Maybe a little," I responded with a smile. "Here, help me pick up the garbage and then let's shut everything down." Tina picked up the garbage can, while I retrieved the broken monitor and left a note on it. On my way to clean up the mess Carol left in her office I remembered that she usually kept a bottle under her desk for just such occasions. I opened her bottom drawer and pulled out the bottle of good whisky and then grabbed two semi clean glasses. "Would you like a drink?" I offered Tina.
"I'm not old enough to drink," whispered Tina as if it was some sort of secret.
"Of course," I responded, "but would you like one anyways?"
"Sure, I guess."
Tina and I finished cleaning up the mess and then lounged around for a bit in Carol's office. While I nursed my drink, Tina told me what it was like to be a teenage girl. "...before starting college I always wanted to be a mother and have three kids. I was going to name them Zachary, Luke, and Mason...but after interning here, and seeing how stressed Carol has been lately, I only want to have two kids. Maybe just Zachary and Mason."
"Luke will be disappointed," I offered.
"Who?" questioned Tina.
"Luke, your imaginary middle child you won't have because of Carol."
'BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,' Sounded my work phone from across the office still on my desk.
I jumped up and looked a Tina. "Who can that be?"
"Quick, answer it!" Tina squealed.
I took off at a full sprint and caught my phone on the seventh ring. I picked it up and my heart nearly stopped. It was Mr. Matsuda on a video call. I quickly ran my hand through my hair and swiped yes to answer the call.
On the screen Mr. Matsuda with his wild silver hair, serious dark rimmed glasses, and quick eyes wasted no time as usual. "Where is your boss? Where is Carol?" He demanded. Above his right eye I notice a two-inch slice of medical tape place diagonally across his forehead.
"Mr. Matsuda-san," I did my best to give a little bow, but I wasn't sure how well it came across on a video call. "We thought you had already returned to Japan."
"No, not yet. There was an incident," he waved his free hand to his forehead. "I now must take the 7:30 flight. Where is Carol? We need to talk about the terms of the new contract. I have tried calling her several times and have got no answer. This is unacceptable."
"I whole heartedly agree Mr. Matsuda-san. She just left the office a few minutes ago. I am fully verse on the terms of the contract, and I am happy to discuss them with you now if you wish."
Mr. Matsuda frowned, "No. This contract is too important for both parties involved to negotiate with junior functionaries. No disrespect, but I must talk to Carol at once otherwise we cannot proceed with the follow-on contract. My plane leaves at 7:30." Suddenly the call ended.
Tina and I stood there for a second looking at each other.
"Shit," I screamed as I dialed Carol's work phone. "Fuck, it went straight to voice mail."
"Try her home number," Tina squealed.
"Fuck, the same. Straight to voice mail. Oh, she said that she's going to the gym. Quick look up the gym's phone number."
Tina jumped down in front of my computer and got me the number.
I quickly dialed the number and someone from their reception picked up, "Hi, sorry, I'm looking for one of your members. It's a work emergency. Her name is Carol Fuller. No...she hasn't checked in? Really? Crap...thanks anyways." I hung up the phone. "She hasn't checked in."